Hi! This week was 900 years long. But I think you’re just swell! Also, I gave myself an undercut – one I started weeks ago, but really committed to (er, used a shorter setting on the clippers) this week. And it’s a little crooked, but I fucking love it! How are everybody’s quarantine haircuts going? (No matter what you’ve been up to with the clippers or the shears, I am 100% certain that your hair looks great today – THAT’S how much I believe in you.) We can do this! We’re doin’ it! It’s done!
This week, Kamala made spicy, South Asian-ish biscuits in The Dyke Kitchen.
Autostraddle Needs You! To tell them your weird pandemic sex dreams!
Dating is hard. Dating during a worldwide pandemic is… on a whole other level.
But Batwoman‘s got some salty, delicious dyke drama just for you!
Xoài wrote about Aimee Stephens and about waiting for justice, as trans people, together.
This week’s No Filter was full of celebrity moms and wow, they are all just the cutest????
Need some guidance navigating gender feels in quarantine? Adrian’s got you covered.
Read this, from Natalie: I Am Who I Am: Annalise Keating and the Power of Black Reflection.
Finally, S L I C K is still really really hot and you should probably subscribe to A+ today so you can read it!!
And then there were your comments.
On Things I Read That I Love #310: Eight Minutes Of Scream-Talking The Coolest Things You Can Think Of:
The Truth to Power Award to Sally:
On The Dyke Kitchen: Spicy South Asian-ish Biscuits:
The #Dykes4Puligandla Award to Phoebe Unter:
On “To L and Back” L Word Podcast Episode 407: Lesson Number One With Lianna Carrera!
The Uhhhh Award to BettyOnIt:
On Tell Us All About Your Weird Pandemic Sex Dreams!
The Unfinished Business Award to thatottergirl and Fiona:
On No Filter: Melissa King, Ashley Benson, Gaby Dunn and Ali Krieger Love Their Moms:
The What Not to Wear Award to Cleo:
On Pop Culture Fix: The Forever Pride Cover of Entertainment Weekly Sure Is Something!
The Mama Mia, Let Me Go Award to Caitlin:
And on Using Seeds and Soil, Cuir Kitchen Brigade Helps People Feed Themselves and Their Neighbors Through the Coronavirus Pandemic:
The Constant Gardener Award to Ish:
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Thank you QG! It’s an honor to be recognized (especially right now, when the comments are really on fire). I loooove the title – definitely adding this award to my LinkedIn profile.
Wow @feedles, that is an epic dream-about-my-ex! Thank you for sharing it (and this Comment Award) with me.
Also, that seems very stressful–I hope at least the ALH medley was interesting.
Also Also, thanks as always, QG! I’m confident that the new undercut can rival any dream ALHs (or at least the ones in my subconscious)
HI OTTER GIRL HAVE SWEET DREAMS I HOPE
wow typing “have sweet dreams” in all caps is so much creepier than I would’ve imagined
haha THANK YOU, sweet dreams that are just a liiiittle creepy is my brain’s MO, so I think we got this
That EW cover is nuts but I woke up this morning thinking about how much fun that party would be and if maybe I could volunteer as a coat checker or something (I mean, I did do the volunteer training at my local LGBTQ+ Center) and watch all the glamour and craziness unfold.
Favorite moments –
John Waters and Rock Hudson deep in conversation about classic movies
Marlene Dietrich and Kristen Stewart ignoring each other (I imagine them slinking / slouching to opposite sides of the party, surrounded by beautiful women. Culminating in epic post-party fighting and/or fucking
Paul Newman and James Dean flirting by the bar
Whitney Houston bringing everyone to tears with her (unscheduled) rendition of Amazing Grace
CLEO YES THIS IS VERY GOOD the marlene dietrich/kristen stewart bit has me howling
P.S. I loved Muppet Babies with all of my heart
Muppets Babies > The Muppets
ehhhh i love them both in their own unique ways!
I forgot to comment in the spicy biscuits about hot sauce and ketchup on breakfast foods is sort of a thing in Cajun country 🤔