Crystal & Riese recap episode 402 (Season Four, Episode 2) of Skins, “Emily.” There were a lot of feelings, a lot of lesbian things happening, and also Effy and Emily’s cross-dressing brother of love.

This is a story about how the Buzzfeed series “You Do You” made me feel like someone might wanna do me.

“I think we can all agree that vampires are sexier than human boyfriends with control issues, who can’t even fly, or turn into a bat or anything.”

The Superbowl’s ad spots are in hot contention — and the recent acceptance of an anti-abortion ad and rejection of a gay dating ad have inspired a lot of controversy. But is the “true story” featured in the abortion ad even true? And is the gay dating ad company being honest about their motives too?

This week on “Faking It,” Reagan wants one thing, Amy wants another thing, Karma wants something else, Lauren wants a different thing but also a similar thing, and I want an iced tea. Unsweetened!

Piper and Alex break up, Pennsatucky breaks down, and Ms. Rosa makes a cameo!

Plus new trailers for Faking It and Survivor’s Remorse!

The Liars make it home from A’s dollhouse in one piece, kind of.

If we had a Time-Turner, this list would be 1,000 stories long.

Lena and Stef keep secrets from each other, and it is not good. Worse, though, is Jude and/or Connor gets shot!

“Hopefully because this dialogue is happening and we feel like we’re on the cusp of this conversation, people will understand how complex it is and how the survivor has no obligation to be what anyone wants them to be.”

“Not being an asshole” to myself meant admitting that my mom’s death and her illness permeate every single part of my being, and always will.

“I had to to my best to serve the story, but the final season just didn’t do these women justice. It should’ve been a celebration of love and friendship.”

This week on “Faking It,” Amy and Reagan went on a date but then everybody else also came to the date. It was awkward.

This week on “Faking It,” Laverne Cox has to choose between Karma, Shane, Lauren and Oliver for who will be queen of the castle. Also, Amy really goes the extra mile.

This week on Faking It, Girls Night becomes “Lots of Girls Night”!

It’s time to introduce you to my last and final monsters. These were the people I had wanted from the very beginning, actually, they were pretty fully realized into their own identities — working with everyone else in the project involved pulling out their narratives a lot more to get what we wanted, but for these three… my muses! It was not so difficult.

Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.

“This not just your average poetry reading with people standing stoically reading prose or page poetry. This is a rock show of poetry. This is aggression, fierceness, tenderness, passion, tears and jubilance.”

Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.