Breaking the Girls is not the kind of movie where you are going to see RuPaul in short-shorts. Not unless RuPaul’s corpse is in short-shorts when they find him floating facedown in a SoCal jacuzzi.

I’ma let you finish, but Autostraddle had one of the best MTV VMA liveblogs of all time! Of all time!

“I am afraid help will come too late to someone in my life. I am afraid that closets become coffins.”

It’s a difficult task to find a place that isn’t gay-friendly. It’s Vermont, you guys. You want to know where the gaybourhood is? Burlington is the gaybourhood.

Crack is wack.

What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!

“Emotional writing heals physical wounds.”

The books of Orange is the New Black, diversity in kids’ books, heroic librarians, subtle ways of convincing those around you to read your favorite childhood novels and more.

bell hooks is still right, Hillary Clinton becomes a thing of television history, and Aubrey Plaza looks great in those glasses.

Someday I will write an article comparing this entire show to Harry Potter, but today is not that day.

This week in lit: bookshelfies, queer superhero power couples, Bi: Notes for a Bisexual Revolution, a pop-culture feminist syllabus and more.

“Will I have to leave my boxer briefs at home in lieu of high-waisted, thin, cotton lady panties under my kick ass uniform during Basic Training?”

“I start unbuttoning my shirt, but can’t really decide on a way to make getting undressed in this space any less uncomfortable, so I just drop my pants.”

Welcome back to the wonderful world of Glee, where boys tongue-kiss each other at school!

We’ve come a long way from, “if I wanted people to know what I do with my vagina, I would have released a sex video a long time ago.”

Emily talks about the badass A-Camp tumblr she runs and her camp feelings, her incredible rainbow hair, and how she wants to collaborate with all of you power queer Straddlers.

Indeed, they are lesbianing together.

“I came out to bosses and people I had just met and guys who hit on me and former boyfriends and doctors and professors and relatives and Facebook and even the grocery store cashiers. I wanted to assert myself, my identity.”

This week in Rosewood, Emily and Paige queer a hoedown! That’s right, it’s girls dancing together in plaid and cowboy boots!

A different kind of camp, a book you’ll want to pre-order, a victory for trans* people in the workplace, and LESBIANS.