What do you think comments taste like? Do you think they taste like salmon cookies or like chicken cookies? I HOPE IT’S SALMON.

It’s Friday! Finally! So much happened this week; we had a birthday, talked to Marisa Meltzer, and went to prom with girls. There were some haters out on the interwebs this week, but y’all beat them up them with your typical funny and smarty pants selves so do yourselves a favor and go watch the new video for ‘Telephone.’

“Cannot believe the M3gan sequel is not called Meg4n!”

“Who needs to pay for psychics when Autostraddle reads my mind like this?” (PS: There’s also a handmade Valentine in here, just for you, from my dog Milo!)

“Who else saw Janelle Monáe in that flower outfit and wanted to watch things BURN?”

“Yes, give me a Nordic woman who can ski a lot then shoot an animal and haul it back to our cabin for dinner! Sign me up!”

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives…

“Hello, Baby-Sitters Club.”

Obviously Hey! Did You See That Comment? Friday is a weekly occurrence and not an annual one, but I’m feeling very pomp and circumstance this week and it just felt right.

In honor of our 2-year anniversary, Bronze members will be able to access the entire archive of Silver/Gold A+ content from July 11th-15th. This would be a great time to join or renew!

We’ve got first time voters, awkward bar moments, the secret behind Jenny’s murder and so much more!

We have feelings on “Carol”, ground-breaking coloring book ideas, Buffy references, and so much more!

Look at how witty and creative and beautiful you are, as usual.

For my birthday, I wanna give gifts to other humans: specifically, Team Autostraddle. If you donate, you’ll be giving me the best birthday ever, and I’m willing to bake you cookies or even raffle off an A-Camp campership and more!

And that’s all of us.

If you haven’t already heard, WE WON A THING. Several actually…