“And every time she has sex with a man, she is ass naked. Literally. I have seen her ass now twice. My problem isn’t her being ass naked. She has straight sex and is naked, but this other character has gay sex and both of them — bras on, underwear on.”

Orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange you gonna say banana? So, this is what we did today.

How do you top being on the cover of “Time?” Well, if you’re Laverne Cox, you star in a music video, announce a new acting role, land another magazine cover and get an Emmy nomination.

The entire story of our entire trip from California to Michigan and also all the bigger stories and the smaller ones, too.

You deserve a hunk of hunk of burnin’ happy queer notes from the recent past today.

This is bad feminism. And we are better for it.

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“A part of me thought about making this article just be a list of Laverne Cox quotes from this interview because she says that many brilliant things. Where Cox was able to turn the conversation around and get in some great talking points last time, this time she was given free reign to talk about important issues for a full half hour.”

It also turns out that I’m a foodie and love brunching sober because I get to focus and spend more money on the actual food! (Pizza and Oreos are NOT theeeeee best combination of food I’ve eeeeeeever eaten. That was the vodka talking.)

Berries, buffer zones and your relationship in a .gif

I have a historic amount of good gay news for you today, and you won’t wanna miss a thing.

And a profile with series creator Ellen Simpson, who writes all kinds of fan fiction too!

Let’s have a frank, honest discussion about queer and feminist themes in movies about vampires, werewolves, ghosts and centaurs. Also, “Chopper Chicks In Zombietown.”

I’m about to hop a train to Louisville.

Summer gays driftin’ away, to uh-oh those summer nights. (Tell me more, tell me more…)

dapperQ just came out with their second list of 100 most stylish individuals, and boy, does it deliver on the dapper!

We’re playing with Legos, planning pride meet-ups and coming up for air after OITNB season 2.

So much new stuff in the store, y’all!

Reject the sodanormative standards that society tries to force upon you!

“Faking It” forever! Or for ten more episodes, anyway!