The perfect meal to pair with a 13 episode marathon.

Oh, is OINTB’s second season premiering? Let’s talk about that time when Autostraddle sent me and AS Fashion Editor Lizz to the GLAAD Media Awards in New York to do some red carpet interviews and we ended up cuddling with the cast of Orange is the New Black.

Topics include private policing in Detroit, The Hunger Games, AirBnB, the Troubled Teen boot camp, women’s prison, Zola’s true story, being a guest star on “Friends” and moar!

“20. Learn to roll your own cigarettes. Then rip them up and pour bleach all over them. Smoking is bad for you.”

Would this be an appropriate time to mention that I’ve never watched the show?

There is no tradition more time-honored than playing the role of a random New Yorker who discovers a corpse in Central Park on an episode of Law and Order.

You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!

Litchfield, O Litchfield! How hast thee fared? Didst thou miss me? Much as I have learned over time to not only tolerate Piper but also genuinely enjoy what she brings to the show, a Piperless Litchfield is somehow the best Litchfield yet.

Another year, another 21 people closer to everybody being gay!

We hate to tell you, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas High Security Prison anymore, and Toto’s only looking out for Toto.

Get me Chinese food, a Red Bull, and way too many blankets, stat!

Monty apologizes to Stef and Lena about the Great Kissing Debacle of 2015, so Stef decides to let her live.

At one point in my notes I wrote “I’m really happy that they didn’t murder this trans girl,” only to watch her die in the hospital two scenes later. That’s how the whole episode went — any time I would get hopeful, they would let me down again.

Openly gay writers/directors Lisa Cholodenko and Jane Anderson took home trophies. Jane Lynch snagged another win. And Transparent pulled down three Emmys, too!

I bring you Tabby Is The New Cat — a Petflix original series following Piper Catman’s foray into residential life. Try not to relate too hard, okay?

“I’m not stuck somewhere in the middle of being a boy and a girl. I’m not two people. I’m not some binary. I am an experience.”

MTV cut Ruby Rose’s genderfluid comment rom the U.S. version of the EMAs, Sylvia Rivera is in the National Portrait Gallery now, Laverne Cox will star in a Rocky Horror remake, Pretty Little Liars really wants you to watch the time-jump, and I really want you to watch Supergirl.

Jane the Virgin, Arrow, and Grey’s Anatomy close out the TV season and ready us for the return of Orange Is the New Black.

Talking about how to heal from Orlando, an easy way to practice combining ingredients to make spells and the best ways to celebrate the Summer Solstice.

“i’m stepping down from autostraddle
bye
you’ll miss calling me out when i give my body to the sea so”