Tegan and Sara marched in place while singing “Closer” on Ellen, Season 2 of web series Burning Love premieres today, Matt Damon is going on strike and an animated short will pull at your heartstrings. Though it’s unclear why your heart has strings. You should get that checked out.

Topics include mass murder, online dating in 2003, 9/11, anorexia, how Wal-Mart kills people, death of a bad dad, life after a breakup and so much more!

This episode has everything: enough human tears to power the Canadian equivalent of the Hoover Dam, your (okay maybe second) fave lesbians shackin’ up, Marco once again taking first place in Son, You Gotta Stop With These Workplace Romances, and Vera saving the entire operation for the one zillionth billionth time.

In honor of upcoming Valentine’s Day and the lady you’d like to smooch, here’s a movie about forbidden romance and really beautiful kissing that will get the two of you in the mood for equally beautiful kissing. You can stream it right now, in fact!

I’m pretty sure I became gayer in the process of putting together this post.

If you enjoy Shakespeare, other classical texts, and poetry, your brain has superpowers.

This week on Glee, The New Rachel dreamed a dream that Glee was good again and Marley-Kate wrote some songs with Lord Tubbington and Finn missed sociology!

In which “American Horror Story” and the intrepid lesbian Lana Winters end with a bang.

“The truth is that it does bother me that my parents are pretending that I’m dead—probably more than I’ve been willing to admit.”

Girl Scout Cookie Locator. Need I explain more?

Frank Ocean, studs and Big Tobacco all sit down to watch JLo’s new lesbian show on TV. What happens next?

This week on Pretty Little Liars some casual stalking leads one of our Liars all the way to a lesbian bar! No, for real!

This week on Glee, Quinn discovered how nice it is to slow-dance with Santana.

“If you do feel the need to ask if someone is transgender or not, first ask yourself why. Why is it your business? Why do you need to know? And will it change anything you think about this person?”

We’re talking Betty and Kate, baby cannolis, Valentine’s Day soldier sex romps and dead bodies.

This week Paige and Emily have a sleepover and Spencer does her very best to spank Mona. You don’t really want to miss this.

It’s a double feature of 1940s lesbianism, burlesque dancers, and Rosie in funny hats that are not allowed in munitions factories.

In which I pick my 12 favorite “L Word” episodes of all time (and provide a brief watching guide for new L Word watchers!) and you give me yours.

This week on NSFW Sunday: ex sex, explaining what lesbians do in bed, a smut writing manifesto, talking about porn in relationships and more.

Just in time for this week’s episode of Glee, I finally recap last week’s episode of Glee!