“I was intrigued when I saw the phrase ‘DM Culture,’ until I realized they didn’t mean Dungeon Master.”

“Every conversion into Hayley Kiyoko fanhood that I enable makes me feel more holy and closer to g-d.”

This week: an ode to our favorite social media apps of the past. Did you love Myspace? 4Chan? ASS? Well get in these here comments and tell me about it! Also, happy birthday to me.

Disney has a lot to answer for.

Spinach artichoke dip is the modern woman’s creamed spinach.

If “oh yeah I should probably join A+” has crossed your mind at some point and you’ve not taken action on it, today’s your day! We’ve got so many reasons why, including this awesome sticker sheet we’re giving out to new Bronze, Silver and Gold members!

“Wanna team up for a little destruction?”

I scream, you scream, we all scream for bi-scream!

Milk is not a sexy beverage.

“Live from my wet dreams, it’s Saturday Night!”

Straight girls go to prom together and give each other corsages and admire each other’s ‘necklaces’ all the time, right? Right?

In which we learn that Riese has never actually seen Practical Magic, and might have to send back her toaster.

Please come and hang out with meeeeeeee as long as you’re not going to mansplain lettuce to me.

“Dear Barbie: I’m not sure if you visit Autostraddle.com, but the more I think about it, the more I start to believe that you probably do.”

Today is sunny, with a chance of manspreading – and everything is full of lesbians. It’s the Comment Awards!

Come for the euphemisms, stay for the butties! It’s the Comment Awards, now with more gender bending Gillian Anderson. Praise.

I’ll be doing a read-a-thon, nbd. What are you up to? Get in here and tell me about it!

Your grandma sounds like a babe, I don’t know what else to tell you.

It’s another community gallery! What were we all up to on those March Friday nights? I’ll tell you, it did involve some cute cocktails.

Lay it all out there and bring hope to our world. It’s what you do best.