“Wanna team up for a little destruction?”

I scream, you scream, we all scream for bi-scream!

“Live from my wet dreams, it’s Saturday Night!”

Straight girls go to prom together and give each other corsages and admire each other’s ‘necklaces’ all the time, right? Right?

In which we learn that Riese has never actually seen Practical Magic, and might have to send back her toaster.

Please come and hang out with meeeeeeee as long as you’re not going to mansplain lettuce to me.

“Dear Barbie: I’m not sure if you visit Autostraddle.com, but the more I think about it, the more I start to believe that you probably do.”

Today is sunny, with a chance of manspreading – and everything is full of lesbians. It’s the Comment Awards!

Come for the euphemisms, stay for the butties! It’s the Comment Awards, now with more gender bending Gillian Anderson. Praise.

I’ll be doing a read-a-thon, nbd. What are you up to? Get in here and tell me about it!

Your grandma sounds like a babe, I don’t know what else to tell you.

It’s another community gallery! What were we all up to on those March Friday nights? I’ll tell you, it did involve some cute cocktails.

Lay it all out there and bring hope to our world. It’s what you do best.

Hey you yes you, are you new here? Welcome! Get in here and let’s all hang out!

This week we’ve got allergies, The Babysitter’s Club, throwbacks and so much more.

Hi! It’s your elusive writer friend, Isabel, and I am here to host my first ever Friday Open Thread! Just as I wrote that, the skies darkened and a thunderclap rattled my windows, so it seems like everyone is excited for this. Right?

This week we’ve got Rick Astley callbacks, ideas for the next big musical, flirting with baristas and so much more!

This week we’ve got feelings about Pokemon, Dolly Parton, Star Trek and so much more!

I’ve missed you so much. Get in here and tell me everything!

We’ve got genius business ideas, robots, unicorn cats and so much more!