Results for: orange is the new black
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Glee Episode 511 Recap: The City of Angels and Wine Demons
This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 411: Going Down on the Hoe
This week in Rosewood, Emily and Paige queer a hoedown! That’s right, it’s girls dancing together in plaid and cowboy boots!
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“The Fosters” Episode 109 Recap: The Pneumolorax, Who Speaks For The Fosters
“Brandon asks Mike why Stef wasn’t wearing a vest. Geez Brandon! Not all lesbians wear vests! But then I realize he means “bulletproof vest” and let this slide.”
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“The Fosters” Episode 107 Recap: You’re Always Welcome At Hotel Mariana
“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 408: The Guilty Gay’s Handbook
This week in Rosewood Rumer Willis drops by to show off some sexy pictures of Emily drilling. Drill, baby, drill.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 409: Into the Dyke Birthday Party
Paige throws Emily a surprise birthday party but Emily shows up completely pissed off. This is not going to end well.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 407: Crash and Burn and Take Off Your Pants, Girl!
Okay. A murderous, cyber-stalking, all-knowing bully I can grasp, but any teen girl talking to her dad like this? No way.
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Pretty Little Liars 406: Under the Gay Fiddle
It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.
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American Horror Story Episode 307 Recap: The One With The Zombie Threesome
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio keyboard. My mistake.
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Pretty Little Liars 404: Facepalm Time
Rosewood is crawling with masks this week, but all Emily cares about is when she, her shoulder and Paige are going to be back in action.
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Pretty Little Liars 405: Gamma Zeta Die You Straight Dude Flirting With Emily
It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!
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Glee Recap 418: Shooting Star, But Without Any Shooting Or Stars
This week on Glee someone brings a gun, everyone cries and Rachel Berry is nowhere to be found.
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Real L Word 308 Recap: Premonitions Sure Are Dreamy And Disturbing
This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!
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Glee 405 Recap: The Role You Were Born To Play But Maybe Shouldn’t
This week on Glee, everybody danced around and sang songs and decided who gets to be a Pink Lady and who gets to be a T-Bird and who gets Tired/Lubed.
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Glee 321 Recap: Nationals Smashinals
Oh wow it’s the Nationals Contest! I hope everybody brought lots of confetti and meatloaf!
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Lip Service Episode 201 Recap: The Necklace
Lip Service Season Two kicks off with lots of sex, drama, bad ideas, good ideas, drugs, hot new roommates, eyeliner and haircuts!
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Pretty Little Liars 214 Fashioncap Plus: Danger and Orange Jumpsuits
Pretty Little Liars returned with their much anticipated (by me) winter premiere. Also there’s a girlfight!
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Glee 314 Recap: On My Way To Driving This Recap Into a Brick Wall
This week on Glee, a bunch of characters do things their characters would never do and the writers try to make us care by almost killing everybody. Awesome!
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Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 206: A Stands for Alexander McQueen
“To make this go as smoothly as possible… we’re going to play a game called “Gay or Not Gay” in which I invent the rules as I go along in order to make jokes.”
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The Real L Word Recap: Episode 201 – Fresh Start Body Parts
Second verse, same as the first, but a little bit louder and a much less worse.