Boob(s On Your) Tube: Hart Of Dixie Brings Back Cricket The Lesbian
And after way too much sausage talk, Melissa King makes it to the top five on Top Chef.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: Bisexual Declarations On Chasing Life, 69 Shenanigans on Marry Me
Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.
Salem Episodes 5 and 6 Recap: Holy Homoerotic Femdom
Say some Hail Marys and make a sign of the cross, because these episodes are a hot, sexy mess. If you’ve been hanging in there and waiting for some extra-flamey gay witch action, then these episodes are for you.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 514 Recap: The Ghost of Christmas Cataclysm
Lesbian mistletoe smooches, omniscient death threats, and the return of Mona Vanderwaal!
The Fosters Episode 211 Recap: Cotton-Headed Ninnymoggins
Stef almost Stefs-up Christmas, but Lena swoops in to save the day.
Boob(s on your) Tube: Everything’s Coming Up Soft Butch Lipstick Flannel Queen
Plus it’s finally time for ABC Family’s leztastic Christmas specials!
Salem Episodes 3 and 4 Recap: Dude, Where’s My Skin
“Creepy doll teleports itself onto her bed and slowly turns its head. Clearly, Anne is made of braver stuff than I, because this is the moment I would’ve set the entire house on fire.”
Transparent Episode 110 Recap: Would You Even Talk To Me
The season finale of Transparent!
Faking It Episode 210 Recap: I Was Happy Just To Share A Cardboard Castle With You
For the mid-season finale of “Faking It,” we go to jail with Julie Goldman, which is basically my dream date.
Grey’s Anatomy Recap Episodes 1107-1108: You’re Gonna Miss Me When I’m Gone
It’s the episode where instead of having sex Callie and Arizona have an emotional conversation in a quiet section of the hospital. Holy shit, aren’t you excited? This is life mimicking art, y’all.
Transparent Episode 109 Recap: I Want You To Be Here
In which we get a dozen different emotions for the price of one.
Salem Episodes 1 and 2 Recap: Thou Shalt Not Suffer a Basic Witch
We’ll be covering Salem, a occult-themed historical drama full of canon queerness, witchy TV Tropes, magick panic, and horrible colonial patriarchy.
Faking It Episode 209 Recap: Heartbroken and Angry and Really Really Drunk
This week on “Faking It,” Karma is really mad you guys. LIKE REALLY MAD.
Gotham Episode 109 Recap: Holy Lesbosexy Scissoring, Batman!
Renee and Barbara are in love, pass it on.
Boob(s on Your) Tube: Is Kalinda Sharma Accidentally in Love on The Good Wife?
It was a pretty lame week for queer women on TV, but at least Kalinda and Lana were naked most of the time.
Transparent Episode 108 Recap: I Want To Be Happy For Two More Hours
A blast from the past.
Orange Is The New Black Episode 213 Recap: And I Will Never Finger Her
It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.
Faking It Episode 208 Recap: The Flavor Of The Month Is Lezberry Blast
This week on “Faking It,” Amy doesn’t win Miss Congeniality, but neither does Lauren, and neither does Karma. Neither does Liam! Or Duke or Shane or Reagan. But everybody’s hair looks GREAT.
Boob(s on Your Tube): Lesbian Moms on Red Band Society, Tired Stereotypes on Marry Me
The Good Wife’s best character continues to be Kalinda Sharma’s trench coats.
Transparent Episode 107 Recap: Pink Revisions
Weed! Talent shows! More weed! A dildo!