UNICORN PLAN-IT returns in just over a week – how will you celebrate? We recommend getting horny with our exclusive interviews.

“Like did women get yeast infections and UTIs on the Oregon trail and if so wtf did they do about it.”

Jude and Connor come out, and Monty finally stops keeping her lips to herself.

Brittany and Santana are going to the chapel, y’all. They’re gonna get married!

This week on Glee, the new kids finally got some lines! NOT THOSE KINDS OF LINES

This week on “Faking It,” Amy sends Karma on a birthday scavenger hunt that somehow doesn’t lead her to The Planet.

Haviland Stillwell will be performing live with Amir Levi (of Unicorn Plan-It hilarity and fame) and a bevy of talented musicians, including Autostraddle’s own Alex Vega tomorrow night in LA. Get into it!

When you drive across the country, you plan to see some things ahead of time. Other things you just stumble across.

A resident Engaged Queer Person helps you figure out how to you start looking for/purchasing an engagement ring!

Weed! Talent shows! More weed! A dildo!

Unicorn Plan-It wants to see your name in the music credits for season two!

Read about the newest Contributing Editors — including a few that have been here for a while but haven’t been formally introduced UNTIL NOW.

You have exactly one day to get 20% off 2013 calendars, You Do You t-shirts, totes & underpants, Autostraddle This t-shirts, Straddle This boxer-briefs, Unicorn Plan-It shirts, A-Camp t-shirts and totes and “So Many Feelings” Memo Books!

For the mid-season finale of “Faking It,” we go to jail with Julie Goldman, which is basically my dream date.

Considering how special each and every snowflake is who works here, there’s bound to be something in this guide for you, your girlfriend, all your gay friends, and maybe even one of your most badass family members.

Keep us warm during the storm?

Out actress Haviland Stillwell on what Jodie Foster’s coming out means to a gay girl who grew up Before Ellen and is now witnessing a rapidly-evolving climate of outness for gays in Hollywood.

“Where We Are On TV” has some promising and not-so-promising numbers for queer women on the teevee, and also raises some questions about how we quantify “representation” in the first place for all groups.

Were mermaids the original lesbian separatists? What thrilling editorial conversations were had this month? Those questions and more are tackled in this peek behind the curtains.

We made things for you! Let’s have a look at all the new stuff for the 2012 Holiday season, as well as a special sneak peek at something we think you will really enjoy. It involves your feelings.