No Filter: Eclipses and the Stars Who Love Them
A lot of famous people looked at the sun (with protective glasses). Also, Cara Delevingne met a shark and Jasika Nicole did some kind of freaky Instagram mitosis.
A lot of famous people looked at the sun (with protective glasses). Also, Cara Delevingne met a shark and Jasika Nicole did some kind of freaky Instagram mitosis.
In which Evan Rachel Wood gets fancy, Gabby Rivera makes a new friend and I FIND PATTERS.
In which Danielle Brooks is anthropomorphizing a wig, Gaby Dunn got a haircut and Brittani Nichols is fine.
Your move, Hollywood.
“Some people know that they like grilled cheese and they’ll eat it every day for the rest of their lives. I want to try everything. If I have grilled cheese once I’m like, ‘That was cool, what’s next?'”
Also, Jasika Nicole reviews “Girls Trip,” Cara Delevingne jumpstarts her life of crime and Queen Latifah is up to her usual (completely heterosexual) hijinks.
“Jane is the furthest from bisexual — maybe Gina’s a little closer than Jane is! — but I love that they want that. And I’m all about ‘Jetra.’I love ‘Jetra.'”
“They looked just like two normal girls. They look a little Hollywood, but if we didn’t know who they were, I don’t know if I would have known.”
Also, Stephanie Beatriz battles some zombies, Mallory Ortberg makes some phone calls and Evan Rachel Wood wears some shoulder pads!
Also, Evan Rachel Wood attends a Rocky Horror screening and Sarah Paulson makes a real connection with someone special.
These lovely people deserve much better than to be forever known as reality television stars, and we genuinely wish both of them the absolute best.
“Numerous Hollywood actresses — Garbo, Gish, Dietrich, Jean Arthur, um, Kay Francis, Stanwyck, Bankhead, Del Rio, Janet Gaynor, etc., etc., — have enjoyed lesbian or bi relationships. Have you ever…?”
BUT WHERE IS PATTERS?!?!?!
Also, Tegan and Sara go full Canada, Gaby Dunn goes full LA and Evan Rachel Wood goes full bisexual.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood journeys further into the maze and Mallory Ortberg is here to serenade you.
This song is quietly ruining my life.
“You’re not weird. You’re not bad. You’re not unholy. You’re exactly what God intended you to be. You are exactly what you are supposed to be, because nothing is supposed to be anything except for what it is, even if not everyone understands that.”
“Once I spoke about my sexual fluidity, people were like, ‘So you’re gay,'” she explains. “And I’m like, ‘No, I’m not gay…’ A lot of the friends I have who are straight have such an old way of thinking. It’s, ‘so you’re just gay, right?’ [They] don’t understand it.”
Also, Ruby Rose finds a banana world and Gaby Dunn is a cool queer teen.
Also, Brittani Nichols had a birthday, Laura Jane Grace joined the cast of Friends and Gillian Anderson destroyed some perfectly nice cupcakes.