Welcome back to No Filter, our weekly foray into the dark, weird world of queer celebrity Instagram and other very important media engagements. This week, there is no news at all about Janelle Monáe’s alleged relationship with Tessa Thompson, but the news is rife of reports of Famous Symmetrical Lady Amber Heard spending a lot of time with her gal pals. Just saying. Also, Kristen Stewart apparently has this haircut now, Rey from Star Wars is awfully friendly with this makeup artist and Gillian Anderson is probably secretly dating Autostraddle’s Managing Editor Rachel Kincaid. What does it all mean?!?!?!
demi unfollowed her on instagram. RIP ⚰️? pic.twitter.com/c2bCA2uWOd
— Celesbian Gossip 2.0 (@losfelizlesbian) November 2, 2017
I haven’t personally spent a lot of time in business class so I may not know what I’m talking about, but I believe Samira Wiley is either piloting this plane or hitching a ride on Cara Delevingne’s private jet service.
— KRIS HARRING (@krisharring) November 5, 2017
Proud to bring you this important breaking news.
Stars: they’re just like us!
Is this how we wear pants now? I am very, very old.
Jasika Nicole made new use of this very Carmen Sandiego-esque hat.
I want to decorate my entire living room with Mallory Ortberg’s jacket.
When very nice things happen to very gracious people.
I always think of how showing off love as an artist takes the mystery away… or distracts people from the music.. or just plain makes both parties vulnerable and open… BUT, then eye think about how short life is and that every chance you get to scream your love (of any kind) into the universe, you should take… because it isn’t really guaranteed. If you got something special, don’t dim the light because you’re afraid of how bright it will truly shine. Im a grateful lil punkin. #ShowYourTeef
Just thought you’d like to know.
Join us next week, when we’ll hopefully be back to Joan/Anna videos. Rumor has it Mallory Ortberg is working on a separate Joni Mitchell character to join our favorite spider-sisters.