No Filter: Evan Rachel Wood Was the Piano Robot All Along

Welcome back to No Filter, a pleasant stroll through the flowery field that is queer celebrity Instagram. What a week, huh? What a world! This week, we all need the soothing vibes of Vapid Fluff more than ever and… what’s that you say?

Business as usual.


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Look, guys, it’s a messed up week and I think we could all use this image of Gabby Rivera with KaeLyn‘s baby Remi, even just for a minute.


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Joan Didion calls for aid

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For me, the best part of these videos is how unscripted they appear to be. Please never stop.


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Back home with that almost

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Brittani’s just thrilled to be here.



These two nerds look extremely pleased with themselves.



Finally solved the mystery of the player piano at the Mariposa.


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Pre-show: New Orleans.

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I find this whole haircut situation very soothing.



Or you could post some more pictures with Demi Lovato again, I’m just saying.


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Just a couple of gals being pals.


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Spent the day in the back bus lounge smoking joints and writing out the lyrics and chords to every song on 'Full Moon Fever'. I've listened to that album more than any other album in existence. It was my first compact disc (given to me by my Dad) and I played it endlessly. Tom Petty had more than an impact on me, he is the foundation of all my songwriting. I can't help but think my connection to his music was some kind of gift from fate, telling me what direction to go in life, from that first CD to then my first electric guitar being a 'Traveling Wilburys Gretsch Mik Tw200 Model' (also a gift from my Dad), to then eventually moving to Gainesville, to my love for Rickenbacker Guitars. Back when I was still living in Gainesville I bought a '64 Fender Jaguar off Stan Lynch, drummer of the heartbreakers, and I always like to think that maybe Petty had picked it up and strummed a couple chords on it, always liked the idea of having my fingers dance on the same fret board as my hero. I am forever indebted to and thankful for the music Petty made. Tom Petty Forever! #tompetty

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I work in a music venue and I’m emotionally preparing myself for months and months of unwelcome Tom Petty covers – but I’ll take one of Laura’s Tom Petty covers any day.


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u give me 🦋

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Has anyone ever been as thirsty for attention as these two? Why do I know who these people are? Get off my lawn.


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💦☀️💦

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Stephanie Beatriz’s life is better than my life x 21324254353426236464.


Join us next week, by which time Bella Thorne and ol’ whatsherface will probably be engaged or whatever.

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      • A goodness of an evening to you also as well; hello, hello. Escondido.

        I didn’t know anything at all about Anna Wintour before this series and choose to believe that Mallory’s portrayal is 100% accurate and that she and Joan are indeed scarab beetle bosom friends for life.

  1. I was at the Amber Rose annual Slut Walk Sunday and I walked by Best Selling Author Gabby Dunn. I was too shy to say hi or anything. She’s even more cool in person than you can imagine. She was also with the person in the picture(I think?).

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