No Filter: Bella Thorne Wins the Thirst Games

Good morrow! This week in news, Emma Roberts got wasted with Kristen Stewart, Kailyn from Teen Mom 2 maybe has a girlfriend and Bella Thorne made out with Tana Mongeau. Was it for likes on social media or are these two dating? All I know is that this kiss looks very uncomfortable and like it involves a lot of teeth-smashing. In the meantime, I took a field trip to Los Angeles and spent the whole time hunting for celesbians. I hear all the famous and important queer women were hanging at Cuties this week, but I didn’t have much luck.


Happy Monday!! Caption this…

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I dunno about you, but my week was rough and this vastly improved my spirits.


I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN LOS ANGELES

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OK, when I was in LA I did see Mallory Ortberg in Los Feliz but I didn’t want to be weird. I hope she bought this belt buckle though.


got u these reclaimed flowers (they were already here) & this gender neutral bathroom.

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Cameron Esposito blending in with some foliage.


OH HELLO WE ARE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHORS.

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Gaby Dunn is about to become even more unbearable ?.


On dis ✈️, headed back to work. Season 2 coming at you, boo.

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When I fly, I look like something that was scraped off the bottom of someone’s shoe, and Samira Wiley looks like this.



Ellen Page and Kiersey Clemons, being very casual and chill.


She’s a punk rocker yes she is.


ERWB seems to have had the most badass 30th birthday possible, which seems on brand.


Join us next week, by which time I assume Gaby Dunn will refuse to be referred to as anything other than New York Times Bestselling Author Gaby Dunn.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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22 Comments

  1. Mallory Ortberg is now recapping the new Star Trek and revealing herself to be a huge Star Trek fan so basically that combined with everything else happening right now = Mallory Ortberg ruining my fucking life with perfection.

  2. I come bearing the extremely good news that Mallory Ortberg indeed purchased that belt buckle:

    The world is a slightly better place for it!

  3. Speaking of Best Selling Author Gabby Dunn, Autostraddle mentioned that Maggie West has an feminist art exhibit this Sunday that I am hopefully planning to go. It features from my understanding Gabby Dunn(its nsfw if you get curious and google it), and a few other No Filter regulars that I hope to accidentally run into. Wish me luck.

    Can Laura Jane Grace and Even Rachel Wood get any cooler? Cause those last two pictures had me just swoon and turn into a puddle of queer.

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