Also, Evan Rachel Wood visits a Rage Room and Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli’s marriage is exactly how you imagined it.

Also, Brittani Nichols is hosting a fashion show and Evan Rachel Wood is being queerly influenced.

Also, Lauren Jauregui is calling the corners and Demi Lovato and Kehlani are up to SOMETHING.

Also, Jenny Owen Youngs wrote you a love song, Kehlani gave you a pep talk and I gave Demi Lovato a present from the heart.

Also, Evan Rachel Wood is bisexual underground and Kristin Russo became a vapelord.

Also, Cara Delevingne jumped out of a heckin’ airplane, Amandla Stenberg wrestled a robot and Samira Wiley brought you some strawberries.

Also, Evan Rachel Wood journeys further into the maze and Mallory Ortberg is here to serenade you.

Also, Jasika Nicole shares her exquisite ginger dance and Cara Delevingne gets dangerous.

Also, Janelle Monáe gave a commencement address, Abby Wambach got married and Jasika Nicole has a new food dance for you.

All of your favorite queer humans participated in protests this week, including Halsey, Samira Wiley, Be Steadwell and Jen Richards.

Also, Gillian Anderson built herself a candy fort and Sarah Paulson will do sit-ups for coffee.

Who’s got two thumbs and is still desperately clinging to videos of AzMarie Livingston’s face to get through the day?! This guy.

Also, Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli are adorable, Ruby Rose rides into the sunset with Vin Diesel and Demi Lovato prepares to beat me up.

Once again, some dude wants to know why he can’t be Ellen Page’s boyfriend. Also, Janelle Monae reflects upon bike rides with Prince, Gabby Rivera looks generally amazing and there’s a lot of cats. Does Ruby Rose even know how to skateboard?

Did you know Michelle Rodriguez had an Instagram? Were you wondering what Megan Rapinoe looked like cradling a small child? Would you like to give AzMarie a hug?

At long last, the inspiring return of one straight man’s opinions about Ellen Page and Samantha Thomas’ Instagram relationship.

Insipid celebrity gossip, and inappropriate speculation now through Valencia.