No Filter: Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson Are 100% Watching “Carol” in Bed Together, Sound the Alarm

Hello nerds, today we’re going to look at some stuff that famous people have been up to on the internet! Are you ready?!?! But first, we’re going to talk about the situation with model/actress Paris Jackson and noted author Cara Delevingne. Are they dating?! They haven’t said for sure, but for two people who aren’t dating, they sure spend a lot of time together. I would like to begin by presenting my receipts proving that I have been on this beat for literally years:

For what it’s worth, Radar says that ever since she almost fell off a building in February (?!), Paris has been partying hard, smoking a lot of weed, sleeping in a teepee (ughhhh) and disappointing her grandparents by (wait for it)… dating Cara Delevingne. I buy it.

For example:

a r t .

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Look, this is gay. I don’t make the rules.

More damningly, these two apparently recently posted a video of themselves in bed, eating strawberries and watching the modern lesbian classic Carol, right smack in the middle of international Carol month. Is there any gayer way to announce one’s relationship than by celebrating the Battle of Waterloo via Instagram stories? I can’t think of one.

And speaking of people who are very good friends…



I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE SUPPORTIVE OF THEIR GAL PALS. Janelle is really into mutually supportive gal pal situations, apparently:


custom raptors jersey w the @fashionnova pants #compassionnova

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I am suddenly very interested in sports!


Never leaving. #CaveWaterfalls ???

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Evan Rachel Wood found bisexual lighting IN A CAVE. And because I thought you needed bonus Evan/Janelle content this week:



Sara Ramirez’s whole everything is so precise and on point this week.



Bury me under a print of this painting Holland Taylor apparently COMMISSIONED of Sarah’s dogs.


baby won me a sloth. their name is "slothyyy," original I know ✨

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Here is more news Valerie Anne thought you could use.


Feeling like MJ today.

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Picture this: Lena Waithe makes this face at me and I do my best to make it right back. She doesn’t notice because this is a photograph she posted on the internet and she actually doesn’t know I exist. I still feel like we have a deep connection.


Hi

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Laura Jane Grace just lookin cute in a window.



Oh, hello.



Moving to California has turned Jenny Owen Youngs into this person and I’m not sure what to do about it. You guys, did you forget about weather?!?!?



Lea Delaria is sure doing some things!


Oh no vaping got me

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Last but not least, I am here to shame Kristin Russo for her newfound obsession with vaping.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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10 Comments

  1. I nearly passed out over that LJG image, she’s just soo cool and awesome. It also looks like Lea DeLaria is living the life. Thought I will admit I am not a big fan of the food at hooters, but they do make a great key lime pie martini and whisky sour.

    Also, saw this clicking on Celesbian Gossip’s twitter page. I hope this works.

    cara and paris jackson loudly eating each other so good pic.twitter.com/dxIlErM41h— fan account saddy (@lesbihayley) February 24, 2018

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