No Filter: This Is Not Brittani Nichols’ Problem

Greetings, friends! As you’re reading this, I’m far far away on a non-mountain in Mukwonago, WI, anxiously awaiting the arrival of 300 nerds at A-Camp. The bad news is that I won’t be able to monitor K-Stew’s every move as doggedly as usual, but the good news is that a whole lot of this column’s regulars will be there. Will you?



Pop into the replies to this tweet to see several people (including yours truly) offering Brittani musical accompaniment for this, the song of the summer.



None of us deserve Evan Rachel Wood, a true gift.


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Danielle Brooks as an actual emoji.


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Queen Latifah’s like, “You can’t tell me what to do, I am literally Queen Latifah, and what am I doing in this column?!?!?” Nobody knows.


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How to Stir Peanut Butter™ #bakeamericagreatagain

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Fresh from her ginger dance, Jasika Nicole presents her iconic peanut butter dance.



It must be exhausting for Janelle Monáe to be so perfect


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OH COME ON.


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Sneak peek BTS🍬

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Would you like a sneak peek at Stella Maxwell smizing? Today is your lucky day.


Join us next week for even more musical brilliance from Brittani Nichols, the voice of her generation.

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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

Stef has written 463 articles for us.

7 Comments

  1. OMFG. This is a masterful vapid fluff post. The content is ooooh sooo gooooooood and the order packs an emotional punch. I did not expect to go from humor to joy to lust and back to to joy in such as short space of time.

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