Welcome back to No Filter, your one-stop shop for the news that matters the most on this planet of ours. This week, Soko didn’t suck Kristen Stewart’s thumb in any parking lots as far as we’re aware, but the news is very conscious of the fact that like most queer relationships (eyeroll), this one is probably motivated by revenge against a man. In this case, tabloids are pretty convinced that Stewart’s relationships with Soko and her ex Alicia are essentially just for her ex Robert Pattinson’s benefit, to make him upset. While I am impressed that these publications have moved past describing Stewart’s companions as “roommates” or “gal pals,” I am pretty sure that none of these very very rich people care about making one another upset and most likely they are too busy swimming in giant pools of money like Scrooge McDuck to notice what Robert Pattinson is doing. Anyway, on to Instagram!
Your girlfriend Lena Waithe is really bummed about Prince’s passing, so the two of you popped some popcorn and cuddled upon the couch to watch Purple Rain together.
Janelle Monae and Prince riding off into the sunset together. Honestly, Janelle is the only person I can think of who deserves to be allowed to do Prince covers from now on.
I have a giant crush on Laura Jane Grace’s entire guitar situation.
DJ Kittens is a literal balloon and would have floated off into the stratosphere if not for the calm, anchoring love of Angel Haze.
Gabby Rivera is just so damn good looking, I mean damn.
I’m working under the assumption that Jiz Lee has opened the door up for queer porn stars in this column, so let’s take a minute and talk about this naked mole rat Nikki Hearts just adopted. It looks like a brain with ears.
Never to be outdone, Sara Quin’s cat Holiday bites back with this very important #look.
As a girl from New Jersey, I find this look irresistible.
Ruby Rose tried to make friends with an inanimate object and if we’re being real it looks more satisfying than 100% of my previous relationships.
Danielle Brooks just ran a friggin half marathon and it was very difficult to choose a picture of her for this week, but I’m choosing this one because she looks amazing.
If you get lost in London, I guess you could check Amandla Stenberg’s socks?
I usually just embed Ellen Page’s posts now but I took this screen shot so we could all enjoy Djangotoyota’s desire to be “Ellie’s” man. Oh, friend.
Join us next week, when Ruby Rose will try to make friends with trains, planes and automobiles in an attempt to replace her best friend Vin Diesel (my favorite friendship in Hollywood).