Welcome back to No Filter, a once-weekly roll in the hay, if the hay were queer celebrity Instagram and the rolling consisted mostly of staring dreamily at the social media posts of people who don’t know any of us exist. In news this week, Cindy Crawford definitely wants Kristen Stewart to corrupt her daughter. Additionally, Radar wants to talk to you about Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson, shouting CLICK HERE TO SEE THE COUPLE ENGAGING IN SOME SERIOUS PDA so if you’re into two celebrities holding hands, today is your day. Also, I guess Lindsay Lohan is in a werewolf movie. The main character’s last name is Wolfe, but she is not played by Lindsay Lohan.
In more salacious news, here is a Lainey Gossip roundup of reasons we all think Tessa Thompson and Janelle Monáe are dating. Even Evan Rachel Wood isn’t immune to the charms of Janelle:
Celebrities: they’re just like us pic.twitter.com/nVzl6XngUh
— Kate Leth ? ECCC T8 (@kateleth) February 20, 2018
Here’s our pal Evan all dolled up for a night at the roller rink. If you click through her recent posts, she also recently performed music with her friend Zane Carney; I am hoping this means she’ll be working on a new musical project soon.
MARY LAMBERT THIS IS VERY SWEET.
I LOVE YOU
— Sarah Paulson (@MsSarahPaulson) February 17, 2018
This isn’t Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that these two are still being the absolute most adorable.
I FEEL LIKE IT’S KIND OF SOON FOR HAYLEY KIYOKO TO BE MOVING ON WITH HER ENTIRE INSTAGRAM FOLLOWING SINCE WE JUST BROKE UP but that’s fine, I’m fine, I’m not crying.
Brittani has been in New York working on a television show and let me tell you how much she loves New York: NOT A LOT.
Hope you went and saw cultural zeitgeist Fifty Shades Freed this weekend, because Jenny Owen Youngs wrote a song that was in it. Also I kinda hope you went and saw Black Panther instead.
I painted this picture of Demi Lovato and then had it shipped overnight to her; weird coincidence that she ended up wearing the same outfit when she opened it but that’s just how in tune we are to each other.
This handsome devil.
Is Janelle Monáe trying to kill us? It seems like she’s trying.
Gaby Dunn and her girlfriend Ellen are being gross, YOU GUYS ARE GROSS.
Rhea Butcher challenges Autostraddle cartoonist Cameron Glavin to a Jughead-off.
because someone smacked my aim this morntink asking me if I would let other human beans dictate my life and my old self would’ve cried at the club in tears of self sabotage but my new higher self is like SKSKSKSKSKSK NEVER IN A TROLLS LIFE HONEY LIFE IS SWEET *twerks to Stay Blessed by Schoolboy* also do u know how fortunate I am to have an iPhone I attempted this video 6 times on, foh
I needed this pep talk from Kehlani today, if only to remind myself that if I felt cranky and depressed, at the very least I could order lunch. Reader, I ordered lunch.
Join us next week, when for all we know Kristen Stewart will be dating Cindy Crawford’s daughter. Anything could happen.