Results for: fosters
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The Fosters Episode 318 Recap: I’d Have Sex With You Right Now If You Wanted To
In one of the best-ever episodes of The Fosters, Stef conquers her fear of the word “butch” and learns to love her whole self.
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The Fosters Episode 315 Recap: You’re What Makes Me Feel Better
Stef had her surgery and she’s doing just fine!
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The Fosters Episodes 220-221 Recaps: Dystopian Robot Apocalypse
Jude and Connor come out, and Monty finally stops keeping her lips to herself.
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The Fosters Recap 219: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Lena and Stef keep secrets from each other, and it is not good. Worse, though, is Jude and/or Connor gets shot!
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The Fosters Episode 218 Recap: The Mating Rituals Of Meerkats
Lena and Stef chat about some sexy handcuff situations, while Jude and Connor kiss right on the mouth.
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The Fosters Episode 216 Recap: Emotional Orgasms
The kids all leave the house for one night, so Stef and Lena get down to the serious business of drinking wine and scissoring.
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The Fosters Episode 217 Recap: Hard Knock Life
Stef and Lena agree to let Callie go, and Rosie’s got a brand new house.
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The Fosters Episode 214 Recap: #LenaTwerking
Lena teaches Stef to twerk, says the phrase “heteronormative thinking,” continues to be flawless.
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The Fosters Episode 215 Recap: The Unicorn Flies at Midnight!
Jude and Connor pinky hug while Stef and Lena glower at each other.
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The Fosters Episode 213 Recap: The Limit Does Not Exist
Stef and Lena take down the pillow wall, get naked … and talk about their kids.
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The Fosters Episode 212 Recap: The Great Wall of Body Pillows
Lena and Stef’s gaggle of children make it impossible for them to get their scissor on. Again.
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The Fosters Episode 211 Recap: Cotton-Headed Ninnymoggins
Stef almost Stefs-up Christmas, but Lena swoops in to save the day.
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Okay Wow Let’s Process “The Fosters” Right Now
Can we talk about Season 2 of The Fosters? Because I feel like we need to talk about it.
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The Fosters Episode 201 Recap: Things Unknown
The Fosters is back! You’re excited. Let’s talk about it.
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“The Fosters” Episode 118 Recap: Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Lying Foster Brother
This makes no sense. You would hand out a letter to each person as they arrive, starting with the first. Brandon arrived last which means he should have been left with the last “S.” YOU CANNOT JUST HAND OUT LETTERS RANDOMLY!
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“The Fosters” Episode 121 Recap: 10,000 Chickens Come Home to Roost
“That’s right — the characters on this show abusing their power has become so commonplace that I am now desensitized and can only think of denim.”
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“The Fosters” Episode 120 Recap: Nothing Good Ever Happens in Metropolis
“Stef and I say, “Nothing intimate about that!” and then Stef and I laugh, but the Serious Music of Relationship Doom starts and Stef and I know we’ve made a terrible mistake.”
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“The Fosters” Episode 117 Recap: Much Ado About Panties
“The combination of lesbians and hummus is always funny to me. I’m easy.”
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“The Fosters” Episode 119 Recap: Buy One Dad Storyline, Get Two Free
“Brandon tells Dani he’ll pay her back but she says it was a gift and giving makes her happy, happy, happy! Then, she says she has one request and I don’t want to know what it is. I pause the show, eat Skittles and consider quitting the recapping life.”
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“The Fosters” Episode 113 Recap: A Group Home Of Our Own
“Back at wrestling practice, Perky Emma of the Ankle Picks offers Jesus a cookie — an organic cookie with no dyes. Maybe she has lesbian moms too.”