Glee Finale: Glee Drinking Game & Season Recap – Watch “Episode 122: Journey” With Us

Do you know what tonight is? It’s the Glee season finale, obvs. You know that because you read the title of this post. Are you ready?! You better get ready. And of course, Autostraddle is here to help you out with that, we’ve got our shot glasses lined up and our brows furrowed, ready for the big game. Here’s the preview for Glee Episode 1.22, “Journey”:

We made a Glee Drinking Game so you can have double the fun during tonight’s episode. (We also wrote a Glee Drinking Game for the series premiere, too, so you’re probs still drunk from that.)

And we also have a roundup of everything that’s happened since the mid-season hiatus. So even if you’ve never seen Glee before in your life, you can read that (and also maybe this) and you’ll be all set! And of course, the comments can serve as an open-thread during the show tonight. You guys know the drill.

Glee Drinking Game: The Finale Edition

(rules by Riese, Alex, & Sarah — you can thank us later)

Drink if:

+ Someone threatens to take something from the Glee club including but not limited to a rehearsal room, funding, or transportation. Two drinks if that something is a person’s actual self (e.g., someone threatens to quit Glee or get rid of Mr. Schuster.)

+ Sue announces her plans to sabotage something. Another drink if she immediately walks away, leaves the room, or smirks to herself after said announcement.

+ Will tries to rap or perform any aspect of a hip-hop song which exemplifies his inability to properly do so.

+ Either Rachel or Mercedes has a solo.

+ Any of the following characters says an actual line: Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford

+ Brittany and Santana have a “moment” involving physical contact or make a reference to their sexual relationship.

+ Finn & Rachel sing while walking in circles around each other.

+ Rachel wears a blouse/sweater buttoned all the way to the top.

+ Quinn goes into labor/has a baby.

+ Brittany delivers a deadpan perfect one-liner.

+ Emma & Will or Rachel & Finn kiss (with tongue) or make out.

+ Quinn has a baby and names it “Sue Sylvester” after Susan Boyle & Sylvester the cat.

+ Anyone has sex.

+ Kurt meets another OPENLY homosexual man his age.

+ Waterfall if New Directions wins sectionals!

Here’s what Hulu has to offer us in preparation for the big finale tonight:
A behind-the-scenes look at shooting the finale. Everyone in the video seems super fatalistic and sad, and I’m not really sure why because they’re coming back, right? I mean the second season will happen and the world’s not slated to end until 2012. I guess they’re just drama queens!

A preview of Rachel and Finn singing Faithfully:


Glee Recap:
Everything That Happened Before Tonight Happened

by Liz ofPancakes & Valium

As any Chuck, Pushing Daisies, or Dead Like Me fan can tell you, it’s hard out there for a quirky show full of weirdos. Yet Glee has found its audience and keeps holdin’ on, despite the fact that it’s chock-full of weirdos and brimming over with showtunes. You’re probs already a fan, but in case you’re not — or in case you need a refresher before the big finale — we’ve got you covered with this crash course on Glee since the mid-season break.

Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison) is the hapless protagonist who can’t ever seem to do the right thing, like pick the right girl to marry. When the show began Will was still married to a self-centered pregnancy-faking bitch, Terri (Jessalyn Gillsing). Since the show’s 2010 return, Terri and Will have gotten divorced and Will has not deflowered the woman he loves, Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mayes). However he has snuggled with Amber Rhoades (Kristin Chenoweth), and played tonsil hockey with Vocal Adrenaline coach Shelby Corcoran (Idina Menzel). Will is really supposed to be the rock of this show, yet he plays dirty almost as often as Sue does — which is to say, a lot. You’re really supposed to root for Will, and before the hiatus, I did. But since the reurn, he’s been a bit whiny. And the serenade to Sue in the last episode was almost unforgivable, the duets he did with his high school rival, Bryan Ryan (guest star Neil Patrick Harris), were awesome.

Then there’s Finn (Corey Monteith), who’s constantly struggling to prove himself as more than just another lumbering meathead without alienating the football team. After his pre-hiatus messy break up with Cheerio Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron), he soon had Rachel Berry (Lea Michele) on his arm. But kitten relationship calendars and matching sweaters seemed a bit restricting, so he broke it off with Rachel in favor of the saucy, bi-curious stylings of Brittany and Santana (Heather Morris and Naya Rivera).

Obvs the girls are way more into french fries, gossip and sexual innuendo than they’re into Finn, cutting this potential Bisexual Threesome Fling short.

But okay. Let’s pause and talk about these two. Right before the break we were left with a tiny bit of dialogue from Brittany that sent shockwaves through the lesbian Glee following: “Sex isn’t dating. If it were, Santana and I would be dating.”

Squwhaaaat!?! But also unlike most random lesbian sweeps relationships, this one had that “no duh” effect — it makes perfect sense. Now we pay way more attention to them, which is good, ’cause Brittany is hilariously, but limitingly, written to be about as deep as a parking lot puddle after a fundraising car wash. Meaning, she’s dumb. She’s really, really dumb: “Sometimes I forget my middle name.”

“They aren’t gay, they’re in high school. Sleeping around a bit is normal, and banging your BFF is NBD.”

So, we don’t really have a gay girl storyline on Glee. But, with three main characters being virgins until recently/still being virgins (Finn, Rachel, and Emma), I personally think its good to have Santana and Brittany balancing the scales. They aren’t gay, they’re in high school. Sleeping around a bit is normal, and banging your BFF is awesome NBD.

Back to Finn! He decided to win Rachel back, but was sidetracked by some mama drama when his single mom started canoodling with Kurt’s (Chris Colfer) single dad. Finn is conflicted: he loves having a father figure to do “manly” things with — talking football, scratch, belching the alphabet, the usual.

But when the ‘rents decide to shack up, Finn starts to struggle. His whole world is changing! What does the only son of a single Mom do when he’s lost his status as man of the family and his new stepbrother/roommate has a big crush on him? Well, hopefully he’ll take Mr. Hummel’s speech about the dangers of the word “faggy” to heart, work out his problems, and look cute doing it.

Sidenote, how great was Mr.Hummel this season? The dialogue itself may not have been groundbreaking, but the fact that a straight parent said things like that aforementioned speech IS pretty kickass. Besides, why does something have to be new to be relevant and important? Maybe we’ve heard it before, but we haven’t heard it a LOT.

Then there’s Rachel Berry (Broadway’s Lea Michele). She’s has had a LOT going on the last few weeks. So many feelings! The boy she pined after for 13 episodes turns out to be more dud than stud. She almost, but didn’t, cash in her V card. She’s had the whole team turn on her for dating Jesse St. James (Vocal Adrenaline’s main man, played by Jonathon Groff), then turned on her team by secretly dating him anyway. And then, Jesse changed schools and teams to be with Rachel. We all assumed Jesse was a mole for the purposes of sabotage, but it turned out his purposes were (slightly) more honorable: he’d been sent to expose Shelby (his coach, played by Idina Menzel), as Rachel’s biological mom. Which, sidenote, is awesome casting. How do these two actors not play mother/daughter in everything ever?

Rachel and Shelby had some issues deciding how the cookie crumbs were gonna to settle w/r/t that insaneness, and handled it true to character — by singing it out. I Dreamed a Dream, you guys! (Let’s pretend the awk Poker Face duet didn’t happen/Idina never sang “bluffin’ with my muffin.”) It was actually kind of touching, even if annoying to me as an adoptive/gay mom. Anyway, it seems like they’ve found a sorta happy medium. Shelby isn’t going to pretend to be Rachel’s mom, and Rachel’s happy to know her biological roots can carry a tune.

While nothing may ever top the Single Ladies football escapade, Kurt has been super homoFABulous this second half of the season.

Can we all agree that Chris Colfer is great? There’s nothing to complain about with this guy: the voice is believable, his raised eyebrow is adorable, and he pulls off one-liners like, “You need to call me before you dress yourself. You look like a technicolor zebra.”

Since the show’s return, we’ve watched him continue to struggle with coming out and finding his “voice” in the world. Kurt shone very brightly in Laryngitis, when, intimidated by his father’s relationship with Finn, Kurt traded glitter eyeshadow and showtunes for flannel and Mellencamp to get his father’s love back. And we loved it because not once did Kurt’s Dad say to him, “I need you to change.” Kurt’s solo to “Rose’s Turn” and the ensuing heart-to-heart with Dad was one of the season’s highlights, and like the rest of Kurt’s storyline it felt like a struggle I can relate to. It feels organic. And it’s unexpected — earlier in the season Kurt said that his Dad bought him a car in exchange for Kurt’s agreement to stop wearing “long sweaters.” It wasn’t a “risky” choice by the writers, but it was a great choice nonetheless.

All right, that covers a lot of the character development. Let’s talk about those themed episodes!

Glee Theme Weeks

Madonna! GAGA! Ah!

When news first hit that Glee was planning an all-Madonna episode, the entire fandom reacted with a girl squeal. Lady Gaga was the cherry on top of that; we all totally lost our shit.

Not gonna lie, the Madonna episode was a big let down for me. The musical numbers were, as always, awesome. But the story was forced. It made no sense. The entire show was built around the music, not the other way around.

That was a real bummer, ’cause the show’s writing has improved a lot since the break. “Theatricality,” the Lady Gaga episode, fared much better. Whereas “Power of Madonna” relied too heavily on flash and forewent actual content, “Theatricality” eschewed excessive flashiness in favor of actually progressing the storyline (though it could’ve used a bit more ukelele). Furthermore, Theatricality’s message were definitely Gaga-shaped feelings: both Finn’s statement “we’re all freaks together, and we shouldn’t have to hide it” and Kurt’s assertion that he’s “proud to be different, it’s the best thing about [him].”

Both episodes featured great costumes: Sue in a cone bra, Rachel’s costume of stapled-on stuffed animals, the girls’ satin bodices, Jenna’s plastic bubble dress, Kurt’s fake McQueen shoes…

In summary, the second half of the Glee season featured its share of repetitive storylines but hell, at least they weren’t about fake pregnancies. The standout “message” of the Back Nine has been “be comfortable with yourself.” In every episode someone is attacked for self-expression and the team re-learns the same lesson of self-acceptance. Artie copes with knowing he’ll never walk/dance again, Rachel realizes she’s more than just her voice, Quinn’s pregnancy inspires her to reform her former Queen Bee behavior and Mercedes refuses to buy into Sue’s body-hating messages and learns she is beautiful just the way she is.

Whereas normally I’d be annoyed by a simple message shoved down my throat 50 ways, it’s a message that can be hard to learn in high school. So I accept it!

Most recently, the show has focused on the competition heating up between New Directions and Vocal Adrenaline in preparation for the big showdown at sectionals tonight in the finale episode. The battle lines have been drawn and the drama has been amped up now that Rachel’s ex and her Mom are on the other team. Also, her Mom is Elpheba from Wicked, which is scary, ’cause that bitch can fly.

Last week’s episode was a bit of a letdown, so we’re hoping tonight makes up for it. Have you been watching? Will you tonight? ‘Cause you should, even if this is your first episode. Share your feelings with us as they happen in the comments!


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  1. why the hell did i put off going to the grocery store until nowwww?!

    and who the fuck is matt rutherford? i’ve watched every ep and i think i know who you mean, but really don’t have a clue.

    • see, isn’t it funny that there are two characters who’s names you don’t know? they’re just in Glee Club in the background. I had to look it up their names on imdb, lest I say “the black guy and the asian guy who never talk”

  2. ok when he just stopped the car to cry I thought he was gonna get killed like Mr. Fisher in the pilot for Six Feet Under. It scarred me for life.

  3. oh that was a good move by finn ’cause now they can have ‘real feelings’ when they sing, also i want that dress for our pride party

  4. omg i feel like this is really real like you can sense that the energy is higher because it’s like the big performance, which is like in real life, which i know about, because of my extensive experience in glee club/my imagination.

  5. i think anyone who is actually doing the drinking game would be really drunk by now

  6. Can’t believe I actually got vodka out of my freezer to do the game.
    Terrible idea.
    Not doing anymore before I wind up like, passed out or something.

  7. I just had two drinks, one for “partying hard with Freddy” and one more for that, too.

  8. I hate this beer but I can’t really taste it anymore so it’s all good. Anyone wanna go to work at 5 AM for me?! :D

  9. Can’t actually watch it until later! Ahhh!!

    Also. Ahem. “Kurt shone very brightly in “episode,” when, intimidated by his father’s relationship with Finn, Kurt traded glitter eyeshadow and showtunes for flannel and Mellencamp to get his father’s love back.” Its “Laryngitis”. ;)

  10. How mushy that all was!
    I love it though.
    It’s become glaringly obvious that Brittany, Mike, and Matt are on the cast purely for dancing talent alone as none of them EVER sing. Even when they were all singing to Shu.

    • My girlfriend tells me that she was a back-up dancer for Beyonce and toured with her. Thus, awesome moves.

      • She was in the AMAs, dancing to Single Ladies. The show actually originally brought her on to teach the cast the dance- and kept her because of her ability to totally dead pan Lynch style.

  11. Beth is not what you name a baby. You name her Elizabeth and then call her Beth. Unless that baby is me. Then you call her Elli and never Liz or Beth.

  12. why do they always leave the Quinn storyline kind of hanging? I only notice because Quinn is pretty and I want to see more of her, not because I really care about the baby drama

    • i am so glad that elpheba adopted that baby, i was really nervous she was gonna talk quin into keeping it and then it was going to be one of those annoying unrealistic storylines where you’re always like WHERE’S ANGELICA you know

      • Actually, to get some lesbian characters on Glee, the women from The Real L Word are going to do a crossover episode in which they steal Beth and drive to a cafe in an undisclosed location and scream at patrons, demanding a sippy cup.

  13. Has anyone on here heard the lesbian podcast on Glee? It’s pretty good, it’s Sara and Aimee do Glee. I just thought of them because this review seemed shockingly similar to their podcast. Apparently they’ve hung out and are in contact with one of the creators/writers of the show, so I feel like they’re the least annoying*/most credible Glee review.

    Anywho, I guess my only current dissapointment that I can rant about on AS is i’d like to see the Santana/Brittany storyine be taken seriously!

    *Other glee podcast are extremely annoying, so they can be annoying, but entertaining at the sametime and seem to be the lesser of all of the evils. ;)

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