Autostraddle T-Shirts and Stickers Are Back! Get Some!

Hello! Do you remember the last time we sold t-shirts? Probably not because they sold out within a few days. Do you remember the time before that? Probably not, it was over pretty quickly because they all sold out within the first day. Remember when we hand-printed t-shirts for Dinah? Probably not because those sold out within an hour.




The shirts are available for the low-low price of $25, and all proceeds go to benefit this website and the people who operate it.

autostraddle reader wearing auto-shirt with lucky dog leather belt = perfection

This is the size chart:


Important Things You Should Know:

1. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipping. It might not take that long but we just don’t want you to get mad at us.

2. Every time we tell you that the shirts run big and every time you don’t believe us and every time you need to exchange them. So, just so you know, the shirts are dude sizes and run big!

3. Also, Laneia and company wrote a great post about how to cut-up your t-shirt to make it different and cool, if you’re into that.


Oh and yes, our YOU DO YOU fundraising stickers are back in stock! These outrageously popular YOU DO YOU stickers have been spotted all over the universe sported by very stylish lesbians:

what are you waiting for, go to our goodsie store!

Autostraddle cannot exist without the generous support of our readers. We're running the fundraiser through March 29th! We're out of immediate danger...but we had to ask...what if we could survive for longer? Will you help?

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Riese is the 40-year-old Co-Founder and CEO of as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in California. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  1. Gah this post reminds me!Ages ago when you guys were fundraising, I bought a calendar and some stickers..which never arrived :( I think my subsequent emails got lost in the ether. Who do I contact about mayb’s fixin’ something else up? #feelsrudepostingaboutthisbutIwouldquitelikeASmerch

  2. Last time, I waited too long to order because I couldn’t decide what size would actually fit well. This is why buying clothes on the internet tends to fill me with anxiety. What if I order the wrong size? I’m pretty sure I’ll die alone.

  3. Yay! I got a shirt and 3 stickers! I’m very happy.

    BUT!!!! I realized that I’m an idiot and didn’t remember that my paypal address is for home (my parent’s house) and I am at school right now. Is there anyway I could change that? It’s not a huge deal if it goes there but it saves me from having to have my parents mail it to me.

  4. Are you including postcards/pics with a t-shirt order, like with the stickers? Gotta collect them all! jk

    I don’t know what size would fit me. I can’t measure right. It’s an American Apparel t-shirt? I’d have to go to a store to try on the sizes before buying online…

    • Oops. I just looked at what I received to see if I remembered correctly. I got one card that’s half the size of a postcard. It’s got 3 pics of 3 different women, each holding a sign that says
      I exaggerated wrongly in my post above! Sorry for the confusion.

  5. I… am tempted by the shirts but I’m not sure I want to deal with any misconceptions that being seen from the back might produce. /is a prude

    I really like the stickers though? Bought three. In the future, is there any chance of diversifying the T-shirt designs? Maybe making a You Do You t-shirt? Just an idle thought.

  6. I would so totally get one, but I ordered one last go around and it never arrived ;A;. Got a super quick refund, so yay AS for being cool about it, but I don’t know if I can stand waiting around for another month (i’m in the UK) to see if it comes, trying not to get excited but failing miserably :(

  7. When reading this post title from afar on my tiny phone screen, I initially thought it said: ‘Autostraddle t-shirts and knickers are back! Get some!’

    I mean, I realised my mistake quite quickly, and the t-shirts are awesome, but I still reckon that y-fronts that say ‘straddle this’ on the ass (ASS!) could be a good thing.

  8. Can’t wait to get this baby in the mail; threw some stickers in the cart for good measure as well. Good thing Dallas Pride is in September due to the heat. Hah. (Although I think it coincides with Austin City Limits this year – bah!)

  9. If my shirt somehow gets here before Friday when I go to a superhero party I’m going to wear it as my costume with a rainbow flag cape (and I’ll most definitely upload a picture) SO EVERYONE CROSS YOUR FINGERS!!!

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