Results for: dead to me
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Weird Things the Victorians Did, Ranked by Bisexuality
Performing seances is peak bisexual activity, whether you believe in the ghosts or you’re profiting from being a hot person who other people believe can talk to ghosts.
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9 Reasons Why I Think My Mom Is Gay
On more than one occasion, my mom has traveled on the back of some butch’s motorcycle through New York State.
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I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery
How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years?
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Queer History Lesson: Every Member of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band Was Bisexual
It’s more important than ever that we pay tribute to these bisexual animatronics and their queer legacies.
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6 Queer Comedy Specials That Will Restore Your Faith in the Craft
Still, there remains a discrepancy between the public’s perception of modern comedy and the comedy that gives me child-like joy to consume. The difference, I have concluded, is the lack of visibility for diverse comics, and specifically queer and trans comics of color.
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This Zombie Bite Changed My Life
I’m grateful to the zombie community for welcoming me with literal outstretched arms.
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An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure
Everybody knows vampires are the gayest undead creatures.
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I Asked a Top About “Bottoms”
In which Kristen Arnett answers important questions, such as: Who were the biggest bottoms in Bottoms?
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19 Wizards Ranked by How Well They Match My Gender Feelings
Orko is the worst part of He-Man. Orko does, however, get points for simply refusing to have their body perceived.
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The Four Robots You Meet in Quarantine
One thing that’s been great about quarantine is that everyone has gotten to spend more time with the robots in their life!
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2018 Was 20gayteen, 2019 Was 20biteen, Now Let’s Name 2020
Help us pick out the Official Queer Title for the upcoming year!
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“The Bachelor” Is a Lesbian
Truly, a hot take if there ever was one, except I’m backed by cold, hard facts.
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10 Stupid Questions With 10 Hilarious Queer Women, Part 1
These comedians’ answers will surprise you, and you definitely can’t find any of this stuff on Google.
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7 Holiday Movies Ripe for Temporary Disassociation From All This, Ranked
The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means!
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Every Hotel Breakfast I Ate On My Cross-Country Road Trip, Ranked
This isn’t the Saturday Morning Cartoon you were expecting, but it’ll probably be better than drinking a $5 cup of coffee with powdered creamer, you know?
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I Tried To Conduct an Interview with a Vampire and All I Got Was This Vague Sense of Impending Doom
“I can’t pay my rent with being a vampire, Rachel… can I?”
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There Are Too Many Websites: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover net neutrality, Y2K, away messages, left swipes made too soon, and astropoets.
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10 Stupid Questions With 10 Hilarious Queer Women, Part 2
Would you rather be drowned in Jello or suffocated by cheesecake?
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Sometimes We Have Fun Online: More Internet Haikus
Grandparents getting catfished, subtweeting, Brangelina memes and more!
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5 TV Specials in the Spirit of TLC’S ‘My Husband’s Not Gay’
“Hi, Linda, how are you?” “Hi, Erin. My husband’s not gay.”