There Are Too Many Websites: More Internet Haikus

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can someone please ask
how trump defines the onion
just make him say it


net neutrality?
*bronzes everywhere but eyes*
never heard of her


people boycottin’
but then there go amazon
and they’re like… jk


fav meme atm?
#impeachmentparty
thank you for asking


moment of silence
for the left swipes made too soon
hardly knew ye girl

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damn astro poets
can a pisces live or no
in my feel– oh wait


news cycle word trends
don’t exactly convince me
anyone’s in charge


want a google search?
bookmark “ping pong saradon”
it’s my gift to you


repeating “fake news”
is trump’s own “cash me ousside”
the hoes are laughing


away messages
what i’d give to be back there
nestled in their necks


sometimes the best neg
is a spam folder filter
*winks at computer*


please no one copy
that snapchat screenshot feature
livelihood’s at stake


current twitter vibes
are “fire alarm while at school”
like do we joke or…


think we can call it
there are too many websites
also bands please stop


i may be single
but i got a valentine
from credit karma


the real Y2K
clocks resetting, wall street down
is betty white’s death


with the internet
you don’t have to leave your house
to make bad choices


hope what survives us
the only thing that survives
are stock images


they’ll look back and go
“they were an ordered people”
“dead around the eyes”

Los Angeles based writer. Let's keep it clean out there!

Erin has written 208 articles for us.

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