Internet Haikus Written by a Person Who’s Maybe Been Watching a Little Too Much “Black Mirror”
This round we cover Benzos, google doodles, tide pods, venmo emojis, and more!
internet haikus
Chrissy’s Bananas: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover internet relics, Facebook’s “maybe” option, the cry-laugh emoji, Banksy, and more!
Youtube Retire Bitch: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover sarahah, unsubscribing, the return of mallory, crush retweets, and more!
Just Pivot To Video: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover tardigrades, flirting via Instagram stories, profile bios, the Miranda of websites, and more!
The Babadook or Cuca: More Internet Haikus
here’s a fun idea
mass text your tinder matches
boom, pop up gay bar
Let’s Kickstart LinkedIn: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover @horse_ebooks, Mike Pence’s horse tweet, beige cardigan, astrological autofills, and more!
Wondering Who’s Up: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover reply alls, netscape, deactivating, coffee pics and more!
Haters Are Fake News: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover notifications, pizza trackers, where in the world is Mallory Ortberg and more!
There Are Too Many Websites: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover net neutrality, Y2K, away messages, left swipes made too soon, and astropoets.
Let’s Bring Back Top Eight: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover twitter handles, the GOOP empire, craigslist aesthetic, hashtags, and MySpace (rip).
The Sims For Twitter: More Internet Haikus
This round we cover unfriending, chatting with bots, wacky 404s, the #UNameItChallenge and more.
Sometimes We Have Fun Online: More Internet Haikus
Grandparents getting catfished, subtweeting, Brangelina memes and more!
How Do You Stop from Scrolling: More Internet Haikus
Featuring the raya app, Trivago dad, and Carrie Bradshaw hiding from an email.
Lindsay Lohan’s My Avi: More Internet Haikus
Life is but a meme.
Pinterest Should Calm Down: Some More Internet Haikus
Who’s up.
I Can’t Figure out Snapchat: Some More Internet Haikus
truly feel blessed that / i’m hard to find on facebook / shout out to my name
I Still Don’t Get The Cat Thing: Some Internet Haikus
curious to know
how many other people
fav’d their gyno’s tweet