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Internet Haikus Written by a Person Who’s Maybe Been Watching a Little Too Much “Black Mirror”

This round we cover Benzos, google doodles, tide pods, venmo emojis, and more!

By Erin| January 29, 2018 | 12 Comments
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Chrissy’s Bananas: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover internet relics, Facebook’s “maybe” option, the cry-laugh emoji, Banksy, and more!

By Erin| October 5, 2017 | 3 Comments
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Youtube Retire Bitch: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover sarahah, unsubscribing, the return of mallory, crush retweets, and more!

By Erin| August 22, 2017 | 23 Comments
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Just Pivot To Video: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover tardigrades, flirting via Instagram stories, profile bios, the Miranda of websites, and more!

By Erin| July 27, 2017 | 18 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

The Babadook or Cuca: More Internet Haikus

here’s a fun idea
mass text your tinder matches
boom, pop up gay bar

By Erin| June 20, 2017 | 29 Comments
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Let’s Kickstart LinkedIn: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover @horse_ebooks, Mike Pence’s horse tweet, beige cardigan, astrological autofills, and more!

By Erin| May 15, 2017 | 19 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Wondering Who’s Up: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover reply alls, netscape, deactivating, coffee pics and more!

By Erin| April 19, 2017 | 14 Comments
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Haters Are Fake News: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover notifications, pizza trackers, where in the world is Mallory Ortberg and more!

By Erin| March 22, 2017 | 18 Comments
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There Are Too Many Websites: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover net neutrality, Y2K, away messages, left swipes made too soon, and astropoets.

By Erin| February 23, 2017 | 7 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Let’s Bring Back Top Eight: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover twitter handles, the GOOP empire, craigslist aesthetic, hashtags, and MySpace (rip).

By Erin| January 12, 2017 | 9 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

The Sims For Twitter: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover unfriending, chatting with bots, wacky 404s, the #UNameItChallenge and more.

By Erin| December 8, 2016 | 25 Comments
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Sometimes We Have Fun Online: More Internet Haikus

Grandparents getting catfished, subtweeting, Brangelina memes and more!

By Erin| September 29, 2016 | 21 Comments
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How Do You Stop from Scrolling: More Internet Haikus

Featuring the raya app, Trivago dad, and Carrie Bradshaw hiding from an email.

By Erin| July 28, 2016 | 11 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan’s My Avi: More Internet Haikus

Life is but a meme.

By Erin| June 22, 2016 | 28 Comments
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Pinterest Should Calm Down: Some More Internet Haikus

Who’s up.

By Erin| May 30, 2016 | 13 Comments
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I Can’t Figure out Snapchat: Some More Internet Haikus

truly feel blessed that / i’m hard to find on facebook / shout out to my name

By Erin| April 15, 2016 | 29 Comments
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I Still Don’t Get The Cat Thing: Some Internet Haikus

curious to know
how many other people
fav’d their gyno’s tweet

By Erin| March 11, 2016 | 33 Comments

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