Let’s Kickstart LinkedIn: More Internet Haikus

when someone’s private
i’m like who are you, frasier?
as in crane ha ha


you’d think face.com
would capitalize better
on human error


when reddit is first
in the list of search results
about rejection


search “why are (your sign)”
for some autofill insight
about your bad parts


lmao’s reign
trapped in the digital realm
a hard audible


contently speaking
if there’s one thing we don’t need
it’s saving tweet drafts


modern matchmaking
is shared meme comparison
beigecardigan love


appropriation
do celebs know google’s free
do they even net


@horse_ebook’s last tweet
was in 2013
that got me fucked up


only just realized
it’s @horse_ebooks like horsey
got me fucked up too


listen up mike pence
stay away from horse_ebooks
be “outside” elsewhere


“suggested members”
means big brother is def real
blowing up my spot


let’s kickstart linkedin
into a useable app
maybe hire coders


linkedin irl
a batteries plus bulbs store
feels like a front right


think of the memes lost
in the TRL era
mariah for one


someone’s online voice
like a stone rounding its edge
fun journey to watch


sending “lol” to “lol”
will really get me to lol
*inception droning*


met a young person
now my phone has 12 more apps
release me from hell


what are the chances
alexa takes down POTUS
“tapes” on “tapes” on “tapes”

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19 Comments

  1. Leos: so dramatic, so selfish, so jealous, so stupid
    Cancers: so sad, so crazy, so stubborn, so mean
    Scorpios: so mean, so moody, so intense, so dark

    (Add your moon and ascendant signs as well for a true trifecta of personal dysfunction)

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