An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure

Hello, it is I, Fright Dyke, writing on the behalf of the Vampiric Council, the governing body of vampires you might be familiar with due to human popularity of the television program What We Do in the Shadows. It was recently brought to our attention that two writers for the website Autostraddle, whose name is just as confusing as the Superb Owl, committed an egregious act of vampire erasure. We hereby accuse Drew Burnett Gregory and Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya of ignorance and disrespect for failing to include any vampire movies on their list of the supposed 25 Scariest Queer Horror Movie Moments, published in our favorite month of October, 2022.

Everybody knows vampires are the gayest undead creatures. I am not here to prove that point, because it is a fact that is simply known. So me and my colleagues on the Vampiric Council were shocked — nay, disturbed — by our exclusion from this list. This is a failure of representation. This “Drew” and this “Kayla” consider themselves “EXPERTS” ON “QUEER HORROR?” Ha! As if! (That is a quote from my favorite human movie Clueless.)

The Vampiric Council does not stand for vampire erasure, an epidemic that has plagued humanity ever since the gross and incorrect backlash against the popularity of the film franchise Twilight. No one movie or series can represent all vampires, but the Twilight movies are good! Not liking them doesn’t make you special!

As a subgenre of horror, vampire movies are often underrated and overlooked. Our films are considered “sexy” and “erotic” and therefore “not scary.” While the Council agrees that vampires are the hottest monsters, we take offense at the notion that we are not terrifying. We can literally drain you of blood, and we will should you fail to properly respond to this open letter. We appreciate the pedestal the gay community places us on and the ways in which some of you see your own experiences and identities reflected in our stories, but please take us seriously. We deserve not just your respect but your bloodcurdling fear.

It’s hard work being a vampire in this economy. Do you know what the cost of black market blood bags is these days?! Inflation affects us all — the living and the dead. We cannot, on top of these problems, add a crisis of representation and visibility. We’ve lived in the shadows for far too long and fought far too hard to be seen as real members of society. Erasure of our community undoes that important vampirism activism.

We eagerly await your response, which you can tie to the foot of the enclosed magic raven and send to our PO Box. I also was wondering if I could be provided with the email address for the appropriate editor for a pitch I have about the human movie Clueless.

Fright Dyke, special envoy for The Vampiric Council

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Fright Dyke

Fright Dyke is a 121-year-old lesbian vampire and undead writer who lives in your nightmares. Her work appears in or is forthcoming from The Boo Yorker, Oxford Amerifang, and Ploughscares.

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  1. Vampiric council, i would love to know your recommendations for movie moments you would have liked to see on the list, so I can educate and scare myself, and be a better ally to the vampire community

  2. I will reiterate this message via raven but I’d like to apologize that my horniness for Delphine Seyrig prevented us from including Stefan being buried alive in Daughters of Darkness, a scene that is in fact very scary. (Even if I was rooting for his death.)

  3. In order from least to most damaging to our reputation as premiere experts on the topic of queer horror, the manners in which this issue could have best been addressed:

    6. an email sent directly to kayla and drew
    5. a message sent to us through the a+ inbox, assuming of course that you are an a+ member bc you seem very invested in our work
    4. a series of disgruntled, aggressive instagram DMs
    3. a series of disgruntled, aggressive tweets
    2. a comment on the post itself
    1. this open letter

    this is just something to think about but I see you and I hear you and your concerns are valid

  4. I would like to amend my previous comment now that I’ve had some time to process that we will take your concerns into account and I did not intend to silence you or critique the forum in which it was shared, I love vampires

  5. I think one appropriate way to atone for this egregious oversight would be to give Fright Dyke full creative freedom to write that piece on Clueless. I’m DYING to read it.

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