It’s official, Miley Cyrus has been named number one on this year’s Maxim Hot 100. Normally I wouldn’t care, but is it just me or has Miley Cyrus been looking gayer than ever these days? I suppose we should have all seen this coming when she got a gay marriage tattoo. Or last August when she got a sweet alternative lifestyle haircut. Or, I don’t know, when she began making vague references to girl-on-girl sexual fantasies in January. It doesn’t really matter how gay she looks or acts, because Miley Cyrus is pretty much definitely definitely straight. But hey, here’s a gallery!