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Star Trek N00b, Episode 5: The Naked Time (It’s Really Called That)
THE NAKED TIME when Sulu chases men with his sword. And Kirk and Spock slap each other over love. It’s ALL canon, people.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 14: The Conscience of the King (Here There Be Shakespeare)
“And this ship. All this power surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, Captain?” Hurk.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 12: The Menagerie Part I (Spock Goes ROGUE)
AHHHH THERE IS SO MUCH SUSPENSE HERE AHHHHH.
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Gay Me Up, Scotty: How Star Trek Failed To Boldly Go There
In addition to perhaps the most egregious split infinitive in the history of the written word, Star Trek, which celebrates its 44th anniversary this week, also committed crimes against its gay fans: it ignored them.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 13: The Menagerie Part II (Nursing Homes in Space)
And now we figure out the cliffhanger Star Trek left me/us all with last week.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 10: Dagger of the Mind (Space Insane Asylum)
Whooo, welcome to the tenth recap of Star Trek: The Original Series! This one includes lots of hetero kissing, but also lots of a lady kicking ass.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 9: Miri (Why Kids Are Great In Horror Movies)
Spock and Bones use their fancy future tech and floppy disks to answer a pressing questions: How does the human race continue for 300 years on a planet without adults?
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 8: What Are Little Girls Made Of? (It’s Android Parts.)
“Kirk uses android therapy session. It is super effective.”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 4: Where No Man Has Gone Before
You know, if I’m ever trapped on a far-off planet with a crazed, god-like megalomaniac, I want Spock on my team!
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 15: Balance of Terror (Races in Space)
“Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There’s no room for it on the Bridge. Do I make myself clear?”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 2: The Man Trap (Oh My!)
“Okay, I had a fangirl moment once George Takei appeared on screen.”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 1: The Cage (of Forced Heterosexuality)
“The Talosians realize that Pike isn’t sold, and try to seduce him with a bizarre harem illusion with Vina as a green exotic dancer. Dayum, Pike. You’ve got some weird fantasies.”