Hi, muffins! We got through the week! I’m so proud of us!
This week, Fonseca reviewed Lizzie, which is extremely relevant to your interests if you’re at all into lesbians, Kristen Stewart, or misandry.
You might need to make these dark chocolate sea salt cranberry nut bars from Femme Brûlée.
OMG: How To Give (Or Get) a Strap-On Blow Job
Not a fan of the gym? A.E.’s got all the nerd gear we’ll need to make it through.
This was the best Friday Open Thread! You all have the best types!
Oh hey, nothing to see here, it’s just a Style Thief for KAT. SANDOVAL. IN. BLACK. TIE. I am now a ghost.
And then there were your comments!
On Monday Roundtable: What Reality Show/Game Show Would You Destroy?
The Not Here to Make Gal Pals Award to Jeanna:
On Also.Also.Also: Lesbian Jesus Hayley Kiyoko, Queer Parenting in Appalachia, and Other Stories You Can’t Miss:
The Poptarts from Appalachia Award to Snaelle:
On How To Give (Or Get) a Strap-On Blow Job:
The Packing List Award to Adèle:
On I Demand a Lesbian Cop Show Spinoff of “The End of the F**king World”:
The Overnight Shipping Award to Sally:
On This Queer House, Vol 10: New Year, Newly Organized Queer House:
The Inspector Catdget Award to Adèle:
And on 25 Pictures Technically Not of Lesbian Sex According to Stock Photography:
The Tool for the Job Award to Beth M and Citali Salazar:
And the Urge to Merge Award to innaffiare:
See a funny or amazing comment that needs to be here? E-mail me at queergirlblogs [at] gmail [dot] com!
Welcome to A+, innaffiare!
And Sally’s comment was brilliant, as usual.
Good job everyone! Enjoy your weekend! Don’t forget to take your meds!
MY TRUSTY CARMEN SANDIEGO, always here with the first comment <3 <3 <3
You know it, QG!
Queergirl and Carms taking care of business/the world 24/7!
Yay!!!! Thank you! This is so exciting!
Also One Day at a Time comes out today! Yay! I missed the Alvarez family and Gloria Estefan’s version of the theme song
I’M SO EXCITEDDDDDD
Very here for Sally solving world hunger.
Also, if I purloin her joke, does this mean hot female cops will come and arrest me?
RIP Lip Service
HEATHER PEACE AND HER ANGULAR JAW god I love her
BLESS YOU CARMEN SANDIEGO
She might get salty!
Whoops this was for Snaelle
Snaelle, you may purloin away. Sure you may get arrested, but if the steaks are high you should brisket.
Do you think those cops would grill me or just let me stew in my own juices?
Also standing ovation to Cecile Richards. She stood tall and strong to stem to tide of misogynists trying to deny women their reproductive rights.
Cecile we love youuuuuuu
Thanks QG, you are – as ever – too kind.
Now that queer women have solved world hunger, next week let’s take a crack at global warming.
Which probably translates into hot women in power suits, preferably almost,possibly, finally kissing on the mouth.
By the collective holding of breath CO2 Emissions will be reduced.
And all showers taken are of the cold variety.
Life goal – to meet someone with whom I can be a bathrobe monster.
Two awards in one week. Hyperventilating here.
Thank you QG!
Also I would like to toast your poptarts comment award title, queergirl!
Very nicely done.