Hi, loves. Oh, wow. Have you taken your prescribed medications today? Have you had a whole entire glass of water? I’m thinking of you, and I’m glad you’re here.
Here are some ways you can help Puerto Rico.
Here’s a place to feel the things you feel about Las Vegas.
Here’s an essay to read if you need a soft space to just be a human who needs other humans. Heather’s personal essays are always a gift, and this one was astonishing. The whole entire time I was reading it, I didn’t think about anything else in the world.
HERE ARE YOUR PETS. HERE ARE ALL YOUR PETS. HERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PHOTOS OF YOU AND YOUR PETS.
Alaina wrote us a primer on binding!
Remi (KaeLyn’s Baby T-Rex) made her debut in No Filter!
Here are the gayest things you named your pets!
And then there were your comments.
On Sunday Funday Is Also Losing It Over Kate McKinnon’s “Vanity Fair” Double Denim:
The Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Award to Merissa and Chandra:
And the Suited and Booted Award to sparkymcdragon:
On PHOTO GALLERY: Queers with Pets:
The Way We Live Now Award to Rous Rose:
And the Pets, Interrupted Award to Carmen SanDiego:
On 50 of the Gayest Nerdiest Things You Weirdos Named Your Pets:
The Bee Charmer Award to Finn and Rachel W.:
And the Charlize Kitt-on Award to femmefantastic:
On The Gayest Friendship Fights I Had as a Closeted Baby Lesbian:
The Pals or Gals? Award to aj:
On No Filter: Evan Rachel Wood Was the Piano Robot All Along:
The Instrumental Flirt Award to Vicky:
And the Damsel in Distress Award to Blackmar:
And on Such Softness In The Harsh World:
The Same Sentiments Award to amidola:
(We love you, Heather! ❤)
See a funny or amazing comment that needs to be here? E-mail me at queergirlblogs [at] gmail [dot] com!
IMPURRATOR FURRIOSA <3 <3 <3
Best cat name.
It’s so perfect you miss the chance to appreciate Portia the Porch Cat until you’ve read Impurrator Furriosa 9 times to get all your squeals out.
QueerGirl I think this is one of the best batch of award names of all time. Seriously. So many great ones….
aww thanks carmen! <3
Credit where credit is due
And we love you very much, Heather. We are all rooting for you.
Lets play a game of F***, Marry, Kill. I’ll start then who ever answers mine will post their own and so on.
So FMK Xena, Furiosa, Ellen Ripley
Furiosa’s such a dreamboat.
She is <3
I’m tempted to kill Xena because she would resurrect but I’m gonna go with marry Xena, fuck Furiosa, kill Ripley
Now you gotta post your own FMK Carmen. And just fyi I would kill Xena so all those soul could be free (see series finale), fuck Ellen, and marry Furiosa
Ok, I’ll think of one for next week…
I feel like if I killed any of them I’d be killing a part of myself.
But if Ripley had I chest burster larvating inside her I would acquiesce to a mercy kill request.
I would not fuck Furiosa, I’d make tender sweet love to her until my body gave out.
Xena is Gabby’s but I’d be down for a 3-way.
I’m not the marrying kind.
*Cries without making it up* Yikes. I’d like to thank the Academy of Sheer Queer Awesomeness AKA Autostraddle.com (good sentence). Thank you Queer Girl, for never failing to Queer Girl. Thank you to Laneia for putting together the gallery (it’s all about the pictures, guys). Thank you to my co-Mrs McKinnon Caitlin for sending me those 215 pictures of our perfect wife. Thank you Jack (Daniels), I love you. And lastly, thank you to Hillary Cli-
AND THANK YOU FOR THIS GIF
Oh my Ellen, perfect comment
Can Rous Rose win an award for commenting on her Award? I vote yes
Also voting yes
I third this!
Comment award in the comment award thread
You go co-wife! I’m glad I was able to have a hand in your victory <3
You are all so kind. Thank you. <3
My new favorite thing is to read Rous Rose comments. You never disappoint! ?
She’s a gem
Yay comment award thanks Queer Girl!
Evan Rachel Wood if you’re reading this, my offer still stands
Bahahha I totally misread read the last part as “I offer my hands”
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! I OFFER MY HANDS!
HAHAHA your mind went where it wanted to go!!
That being said, I also offer my hands! To play the piano….obviously ?
“I offer my hands” sounds like an ancient lesbian blessing/greeting.
“Blessed be the fruit.”
“May the Lord open.”
“I offer my hands.”
I literally forgot I wrote that comment, but I STAND BY IT (and am deeply honored by its inclusion here).
P.S. This is a good Instagram for seeing lots of different peeps in suits, many of whom are queer. https://www.instagram.com/bindleandkeep/?hl=en
Thank you for this link, and most especially the meme potential of this one.
peeps in suits are truly one of my very favorite things.
I’m nominating Jill for an honourable mention in the Instrumental Flirt Award category, for her delightfully meandering journey to that “tickling my ovaries” pun.
Yes! Her series of comments was hilarious!
That was a good thread
Woohoo! Glad to be back.