In which Maura makes a friend, the siblings continue to make terrible interpersonal choices, and also there are some geese.

Group sex parties, how often and for how long women have sex with each other, lesbian porn haiku, finding the best mattress for your sex life and more.

Hey remember that time Brittani Nichols got her lesbian TV show produced? IT’S ONLY THE MOST EXCITING THING TO EVER HAPPEN.

O RLY?

Jenny and Mia’s new Vampire Diaries role have something in common, Skins’ Naomi & Emily on the cover of DIVA, Anyone But Me award season plus Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Amber Rose, Out in the ’00s, Jeanette Winterson, Brittany Murphy and Adam Lambert on Leno!

You think the economy is f*cking up America? Nope, says Peggy Noonan at the Wall Street Journal: it’s Adam Lambert. Also the first gay wedding in Martha Stewart Living, rugby player Gareth Thomas comes out, FDNY investigates why two EMTs let Eutisha die, feminism is dead?, quadruplets accepted to Yale, Professor Foxy answers a poly-trans-queer’s dating concerns and TIME’s “person of the year” is always a dude so Broadsheet has some lady-suggestions. Also a funny video about B-Roll!

Get ready for the liveblog of your dreams. Join me while I talk all of the shit and enjoy the last few hours of my birthday. Saved by the Bell forever.

This summer Emily Carroll released a new book of her gorgeously gruesome horror comics, and now that Autumn is fast approaching, it’s the perfect time to grab a blanket, curl up in front of a fire and read some spooky stories.

Topics include the last true hermit, therapy, Cheryl Strayed, “the future of college,” the death penalty, summer jams and more!

Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.

So, what’s up with upholstered vests?

Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.

“It is a crystal clear, paint-by-the-numbers picture of chronic police hostility toward African-Americans. This is anti-blackness in America. Make no mistake.”

What happens when first love and first heartbreak features a cast of three.

Alright. You’ve found the brunch meet-up in your city, you are super excited to eat (and eat and eat) but one MAJOR thing stands in your way. You. Still. Need. To. Get. Dressed.

Abbie has a collection of uni-ball roller pens and the coolest bangs south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

The prosecution argued he acted recklessly.

Xena and the Xenaverse may be long dead, but lesbians can survive for years on subtext alone.

“On one hand, she said she fully supported my path to recovery, but in the same breath she would ask me provoking questions like ‘When is fun Ginger going to come back?’ in response to me choosing not to drink.”

Despite a continued male dominance of the media industry, a number of talented women are working hard to make their mark in the arena of indie film.