Doctor Who as Lego, KStew as yr gf, science about making a baby with two other people, cats in boxes, sex and menstruation (!!!), reheat your pizza like a fucking pro please, and so much more!

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Kristen Stewart, lumbersexiness, palazzo pants and moar!

How the Pathetic Lesbian trope managed to scare me straight while making me laugh.

Stef and Lena take down the pillow wall, get naked … and talk about their kids.

Not fighting at A-Camp

Salem continues to align itself with Western superstition, ending Season One with episode #13. No, you won’t be able to escape this unlucky number, like those old 1970s elevators that jump you from the 12th to the 14th floor.

10 Legend of Korra and Adventure Time fics to keep you warm on this cold weekend.

Perks to casual sex, your masters of sex cure, a bogus study, Kinky Queers, date ideas for the chronically ill and more!

Look at how witty and creative and beautiful you are, as usual.

Jasika Nicole and Claire Savage delivered a perfect mix on an actual CD and it was perfect.

What do you want your 2015 to look like? We need to know right now.

Topics include RENT, the Universal Life Church, Fanny Howe, family farms, The Handmaid’s Tale, Reese Witherspoon, Law & Order and more!

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.

These are our favorite Bruce Springsteen songs and the stories of how and why we love them.

Nancy Kates’ new documentary, now airing on HBO, is a portrait of the queer woman who made knowledge sexy.

Topics include TJ Maxx, Chris Rock, internet trolls, Oral Roberts, Ruth Thalia, Dunkin’ Donuts and more!

Get 20% off Autostraddle Merch all day for Cyber Monday AND get a free copy of Lumberjanes #5 with any apparel purchase!

Fifty years of words I liked reading and you will too! Authors include James Baldwin, bell hooks, Kiese Laymon, Roxane Gay, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Toni Morrison, Bayard Rustin and Dr. Brittany Cooper.

Perhaps you have a musical person in your life and you’d like to buy them a present! We can help you with that.