American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements
Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!
American Horror Story 302 Recap: Boy Parts
“Snakes hatch from eggs and crawl on them. They stab each other in the chest with needles. You know, typical married sex.”
Once Upon A Time Recap, Just The Queer Parts: Mulan Is in Love With Sleeping Beauty and It’s Awesome
Are you interested in seeing this, but don’t really want to sift through 50+ episodes just to find the cute bits? You’re in luck! I mined this series and all its queer gold and put the shiniest pieces in this post.
American Horror Story 301 Recap: Bitchcraft
Go out to your local Halloween store, buy a overpriced plastic witch’s hat, and prepare to hold the fuck onto it!
Glee 503 Recap: Quarterback (Emotional Upheaval 100%)
In which Kate takes over the Gleecap for a week and is unsure how to recap a tribute episode
Glee 502 Recap: Tina In The Sky With Diamonds And Sapphic Goddesses
This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.
Glee Episode 501 Recap: Love Love Love Gay Love
Welcome back to the wonderful world of Glee, where boys tongue-kiss each other at school!
Pretty Little Liars Recap 412: Now You See Me, Now Someone Needs to Explain What I Saw
This week we’re promised a million big reveals and something called World War A. Also Emily and Paige have a sleepover. You can guess which part I’m more excited about.
Orange is the New Black 113: Holy Lesbian Spit Chain Batman!
Ever been punched in a tit before? That crushing pain in your areola and the dense tissue of the breast? Brutal. I’ll take dental surgery over titty punches any day.
Pretty Little Liars Recap 411: Going Down on the Hoe
This week in Rosewood, Emily and Paige queer a hoedown! That’s right, it’s girls dancing together in plaid and cowboy boots!
“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 112 Recap: Typical Lesbian Processing
This episode’s theme is “people are mad at Piper and we don’t really blame them that much” and I know y’all agree.
Pretty Little Liars Recap 410: The Mirror Has Three Faces and One of Them is Gay
Nothing is more awkward that coming out to your friends’ parents or your parents’ friends. This week on Pretty Little Liars Emily handles it like a champ.
“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 111 Recap: Ya Dun Goofed
I hope your terrible facial hair overtakes your face and you choke on it.
“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 110 Recap: Scared Straight But Not Narrow
Crack is wack.
“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 109 Recap: The One Where They Finally Do It
Indeed, they are lesbianing together.
Pretty Little Liars Recap 409: Into the Dyke Birthday Party
Paige throws Emily a surprise birthday party but Emily shows up completely pissed off. This is not going to end well.
“The Fosters” Episode 110 Recap: The One With the Lesbian Wedding
“They ask Stef and Lena about their vows and Stef says they’re not doing vows and I start to think that Stef doesn’t understand what a wedding is.”
“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 108 Recap: Gaybies, Gaybies Everywhere
“Red’s husband is like, whoa, free-thinking woman, are you on your period or something? Who let you out of the kitchen?”
Pretty Little Liars Recap 408: The Guilty Gay’s Handbook
This week in Rosewood Rumer Willis drops by to show off some sexy pictures of Emily drilling. Drill, baby, drill.
“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 107 Recap: Butches and Dogs! Dogs and Butches!
Butches and dogs! Dogs and butches! What can be better? Nothing, actually. Nothing is better than butches and dogs.