Liquor In The V-Day: My Bloody Valentine
We present to you a V-Day drink that could be romantic, bro-mantic or no-mantic — either way, it’ll still be delicious.
I Heart Valentine’s Day: The Gay Girl’s Great Big Gift Guide
Gifts for blackhearts, strawberry kisses, white knights, red hot lovers, hearts of gold, blue valentines, you and your girlfriend. Really it’s all in here. All of it. Try me.
8 Great Long-Distance Dates for A Really Gay Valentine’s Day
Even if we can’t spring for round-trip tickets for two to a shared favorite destination or get enough time off work to visit for a long weekend, we can make it an adorable night.
30 Super Lesbosexy Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas
What to get someone for Valentine’s Day when you have no idea what to get someone for Valentine’s Day but you do like sex. Vibrators, strap-ons, robot cufflinks and more.
Just For You: A Hot Valentine’s Mix by Ellie Herring
Guaranteed to steam up your Valentine’s situation. Featuring Tegan & Sara, Grimes, Montgomery Clunk and more.
Valentine’s Swoon Central: Poets Talking About Their Favorite Love Poems
Poets write about their favorite love poems, but surprisingly, no predictable choices show up on the list.
Make A Thing: So Many Handmade Valentines!
Handmade Valentine’s Day Cards to replace anything you were thinking of buying from a grocery store.
28 Super Lesbosexy Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas
From floggers to legwarmers to boyshorts to candles to lip venom to strap-ons to so much more — 28 ideas for your special queer someone this Valentine’s Day Season.
How To Own It: Subtle Valentine’s Day Hearts
Ways to wear hearts, gently.
Make A Thing: Valentine’s Day Yarn Wreath
Yarn wreaths: Not just for soccer moms.
It’s Not What You’re Like, It’s What You Like: A Valentine’s Day Roundtable
This Valentine’s Day, we’re discussing the things that our loved ones must learn to appreciate in order to appreciate us.
Ten Ways To Celebrate Valentines Day That Don’t Suck
Just because you’re single doesn’t mean this won’t be the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Gift Guide: 10 Lesbosexy Valentine’s Day Things For Weirdos
Superman underpants, Rachel Maddow soap, spanking powder, boob-shaped pans and other very very very sexy Valentine’s Day themed objects.
Valentine’s Day Open Thread: Where All Our Love is Unconditional Love
The best Valentine I ever got was in the ninth grade and it was done in colored pencil. You?
Last Minute Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
You’re going to be really embarrassed when she pulls out a Je Joue Mimi vibrator and all you’ve got are those dumb roses.
Valentine’s Day Mix Tape 101: 43 Love Songs, 49 Anti-Love Songs & Some Videos!
Audiostraddle and the rest of the team pick our favorite love songs and anti-love songs for your Valentine’s Day mix tape. It’s not too late to give the gift of song.
Get Baked with Autostraddle: Valentine’s Day Edition
Work your magic on Valentine’s Day with these four ridiculously irresistible recipes (with photos!) from our Team. Seriously, don’t read this if you’re hungry.