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50 Fascinating Things You Really Wanted Us To Know About How You Have Sex
“I say a lot of things about myself during sex that I would not say about myself at any other time, primarily phrases like “I’m your bitch.”
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6 Ways to Get Your Crush’s Pet to be Obsessed With You
Please fight every urge you have to chase them down and squeeze the dog/cat’s face with your own face or hands while very loudly exclaiming HOW MUCH YOU JUST FREAKIN’ LOVE CATS OR DOGS ZOMGSRSLY. Don’t be this guy.
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5 Ways To Support Ethical Porn (Even If You Can’t Afford It)
Ethical porn can exist, but it needs your help.
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Top 17 Most Devastating Breakups in Lesbian Television History
In honor of the I BROKE UP LIKE THIS ‘zine, we present 17 times queer female couples on television broke each other’s hearts and also our own.
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9 Totally Normal And Not Gross Things That Happen During Sex We Promise It’s Normal
Definitely don’t worry about it you’re fine everything’s gonna be fine.
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8 Great Long-Distance Dates for A Really Gay Valentine’s Day
Even if we can’t spring for round-trip tickets for two to a shared favorite destination or get enough time off work to visit for a long weekend, we can make it an adorable night.
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Top Five Ways To Consensually Hit Your Sex Partner (NSFW)
What to use to slap, spank, flog, paddle, hit and more.
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Five Crash Pad Episodes To Help You Celebrate This Queer Feminist Porn Sale
Get 18% off at Crash Pad today and then watch these five videos!
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13 Ways to Make Your Long-Distance Relationship The Most Awesome Part of Your Life
You want to touch them, smell them and, if you’re me, bite their ear. Why don’t the forces of geography and physics rally to both your cries and fold the world up like origami until the front doors of your homes kiss?
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Listicle: Some Things to Maybe Not Do on a Queer Lady Date
“Apologies to the chica who had to endure a reenactment of my favorite scene from Glitter.”
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Five Solo Crash Pad Scenes For Masturbation Month
I like to call this meta-masturbation. Touch yourself to scenes of people touching themselves. Happy Masturbation Month!
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12 Rules of Lesbian Fight Club: How to Properly Argue with Your Girlfriend
Can you argue right? We have twelve rules that say you can. No biting!
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How to Date Girls: 10 Simple Rules for Properly Courting a Lesbian
Have you gotten over the giant hurdle of learning how to meet people/women? Are you now faced with the enormous task of convincing those people/women to stick around — properly? Lesbians have failed at romance long enough, it’s time you learn how to do it up right. We’ve got a post for that!
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NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday: Queer Smut Stars Pull Rank
let’s take a moment to appreciate the hot 100s of ladies who regularly take off their clothes and do it for feminist dyke smutmakers. also; diva’s sex issue looks hella hawt, butch/femme erotica, sexy tumblr alerts & more.
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60 Turn-Ons: More Lesbian Sexy NSFW Sunday Spectaculars
60 more examples of lesbian sexy, as selected by you! (Massive gallery, will blow your mind) Also; sexy Valentine’s Day gift ideas, orgasm trouble, casual sex, geek girls and Courtney Trouble.
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10 Genderf*cking Suicide Girls for NSFW Sexy Sunday
We pick ten of our favorite Suicide Girls and figure at least a couple of ’em might be queer. Also; porn is good for you, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, lesbian sex FAQ, lipstick blow jobs, erotica hits tumblr & sexy “office girls.”