HOT ONE HUNDREDISH:
Since the internet is really excitant about making lists of hot girls this month, why not make a NSFW Sunday list for some of the ‘net’s hottest queer smutmakers? We have a feeling they’re not eligible for AfterEllen’s Hot 100 and their breasts are probably too real for Maxim or FHM’s Hot 100. And unless a queer porn star or their BFF or girlfriend or boifriend or polyamorous lover or genderqueer loveslave wants to email us their photo, they won’t be in the user-submitted Autostraddle Hot 100 either.
That seems unfair considering how much time these hard-working queers spend naked winning feminist porn awards and stuff. Many of these girls are on the Crash Pad Series, which Laneia likes a lot. Basically, here are some hot girls!
Courtney Trouble: reigning princess of queer porn
Jiz Lee, 2010's FPA "Boundary Breaker" Winner and Genderqueer Pornstar
Cinnamon, one of Crash Pad's sweetest newbies
Justine Joli, "world's hottest geek & lesbian porn queen"
Dallas Five Star, "top-notch switch"
Madison Young, "Your Kinky Girl Next Door"
Queer Fighting Performance Artist Syd Blakovich
Carson, "a punk kid with a proclivities for the sexually sinister."
Okay, that was fun, now onto the rest:
Sexy Tumblr Alert:
“Perpetually overdressed and radically unique. Kinky. Queer. Socially inappropriate. Totally awesome.” It’s mostly re-blogs, but it’s you know, pretty awesome reblogs, and it’s caleld Brit is Shameless This one’s especially for the bisexuals ’cause there’s some cute boys too! It’s mostly cute girls and cool quotes and design and even cartoons and artsy stuff, but sometimes it’s queer girl-crushing sex or girls getting married too.
BUTCH/FEMME EROTICA:
A book review of the new Sometimes She Lets Me: Butch/Femme Erotica @fleshbot and also from the femme’s guide to absolutely everything.
SHORTBUS:
Pop Torture: Mother’s Day:I watched Shortbus — graphic sex scenes and all — with the woman who gave me life. (@nerve)
DIVA IS A FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER:
It’s Diva Magazine UK‘s May sex issue, which you can read in full if you buy it at a magazine store in the UK or at select retailers around the globe. Wanna mail us a copy? This year’s issue looks hawt with features like The Dark Side of Lesbian Desire: When Mel first saw Lady Gaga’s Telephone video, she could barely contain herself. Watching the opening scene on her computer screen at work in which Gaga is roughly stripped by two muscled female prison guards, tied up, blindfolded and circled like carrion by a predatory prison butch, she felt her cheeks grow crimson. Looking down, she noticed her right hand had involuntarily risen to pinch her left nipple and her legs were clenched tight together…
Yup! Also online you can catch interviews with their hot cover models and you can learn a bit more about polyamory
SCARLETT FEVER:
Scarlett Johansson’s Hottest Roles (@complex)
VAGINA SURGERY:
No One Wants an Abusive Vagina: “But in all my times of seeing naked chicks in the shower I’ve never once thought to myself “Wow. Now that is an elegant vagina!” Maybe I’m going to the wrong gym but I doubt it.” (@sexis)
I hadn’t seen any of those smutmakers before but Cinnamon, Justine and Carson are cute. <3
May have to get that DIVA issue…
btw, if you keep this awesome default avatar I might never consider becoming a member here. I just feel so sexy suddenly.
yeah, your vadge is looking pretty fly
here’s looking at you, kid.
Justine Joli… *wants soooo bad*
No one can look at this and say Autostraddle isn’t diverse. I mean really.
i know right?!?
Shortbus! A friend of mine saw that in a theater and accidentally sat next to one of her professors. I guess seeing it with your mom would be worse.
I saw it with a girl I was dating, Haviland, the director of Les Mis and a soda bottle filled with vodka. Pretty typical.
I saw it with my brother…kind of. He walked in when I had it on and started watching it with me. He didn’t stay long. It was a very awkward few minutes.
‘Graphoc sex scenes’.. I need to watch this Shortbus
graphic* I got so excited I forgot how to spell
SQUEEEEL! *follow* Thanks!
i don’t think it qualifies as porn, but the YouTube video “Oh You CRAZY Dinah Lesbians!” by ClubSkirtDinahShore sure is fun to watch!
You really want a copy of Diva? I used to buy it infrequently because every time it looked like they had something amazing on the cover, it always turned out to be underwhelming.
But that was ages ago, so maybe things have improved.