NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday: Queer Smut Stars Pull Rank

HOT ONE HUNDREDISH:

Since the internet is really excitant about making lists of hot girls this month, why not make a NSFW Sunday list for some of the ‘net’s hottest queer smutmakers? We have a feeling they’re not eligible for AfterEllen’s Hot 100 and their breasts are probably too real for Maxim or FHM’s Hot 100. And unless a queer porn star or their BFF or girlfriend or boifriend or polyamorous lover or genderqueer loveslave wants to email us their photo, they won’t be in the user-submitted Autostraddle Hot 100 either.

That seems unfair considering how much time these hard-working queers spend naked winning feminist porn awards and stuff. Many of these girls are on the Crash Pad Series, which Laneia likes a lot. Basically, here are some hot girls!

Courtney Trouble: reigning princess of queer porn

Jiz Lee

Jiz Lee, 2010's FPA "Boundary Breaker" Winner and Genderqueer Pornstar

Cinnamon, one of Crash Pad's sweetest newbies

Justine Joli, "world's hottest geek & lesbian porn queen"

Dallas Five Star, "top-notch switch"

Madison Young, "Your Kinky Girl Next Door"

Queer Fighting Performance Artist Syd Blakovich

Carson, "a punk kid with a proclivities for the sexually sinister."

Okay, that was fun, now onto the rest:

Sexy Tumblr Alert:

“Perpetually overdressed and radically unique. Kinky. Queer. Socially inappropriate. Totally awesome.” It’s mostly re-blogs, but it’s you know, pretty awesome reblogs, and it’s caleld Brit is Shameless This one’s especially for the bisexuals ’cause there’s some cute boys too! It’s mostly cute girls and cool quotes and design and even cartoons and artsy stuff, but sometimes it’s queer girl-crushing sex or girls getting married too.

BUTCH/FEMME EROTICA:

A book review of the new Sometimes She Lets Me: Butch/Femme Erotica @fleshbot and also from the femme’s guide to absolutely everything.

SHORTBUS:

Pop Torture: Mother’s Day:I watched Shortbus — graphic sex scenes and all — with the woman who gave me life. (@nerve)

DIVA IS A FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER:

It’s Diva Magazine UK‘s May sex issue, which you can read in full if you buy it at a magazine store in the UK or at select retailers around the globe. Wanna mail us a copy? This year’s issue looks hawt with features like The Dark Side of Lesbian Desire: When Mel first saw Lady Gaga’s Telephone video, she could barely contain herself. Watching the opening scene on her computer screen at work in which Gaga is roughly stripped by two muscled female prison guards, tied up, blindfolded and circled like carrion by a predatory prison butch, she felt her cheeks grow crimson. Looking down, she noticed her right hand had involuntarily risen to pinch her left nipple and her legs were clenched tight together…

Yup! Also online you can catch interviews with their hot cover models and you can learn a bit more about polyamory

SCARLETT FEVER:

Scarlett Johansson’s Hottest Roles (@complex)

VAGINA SURGERY:

No One Wants an Abusive Vagina: “But in all my times of seeing naked chicks in the shower I’ve never once thought to myself “Wow. Now that is an elegant vagina!” Maybe I’m going to the wrong gym but I doubt it.” (@sexis)

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Riese is the 39-year-old Co-Founder and CEO of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, blogger, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and then headed West. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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15 Comments

  1. You really want a copy of Diva? I used to buy it infrequently because every time it looked like they had something amazing on the cover, it always turned out to be underwhelming.

    But that was ages ago, so maybe things have improved.

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