We have a lot of feelings about everyone else’s feelings about Lindsay, SamRo has feelings about Gaga, and Gaga has feelings about Gaga. Facebook is deleting the gays, a new book-to-movie announcement, cute GLEE photos, and Kaki King!

THE WAIT IS OVER: Lady Gaga’s male drag cover shoot has hit newsstands (in Japan) and the oddly-translated article and full photoshoot is really just to die for. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOOKS HOT RIGHT NOW? Lindsay F*cking Lohan for Fornarina. Also; Ellen DeGeneres on Letterman, Amber Rose at Gay Pride, Glee and Amos Mac.

At last we know when Lip Service will premiere and there’s new photos, blogs and interviews too! Lohan fails a drug test, somebody dares to accuse our boyfriend Adam Lambert of things he did not do, Lady Gaga talks her 3rd album, Born This Way, Haviland Stillwell performs live at Joe’s Pub, Sue Sylvester’s football coach nemesis, Ricky Martin is out and proud on his new album and Kathy Griffin turns in a stellar appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Lady Gaga is on the cover of Vanity Fair, we’ve got the best bits (about sex, xanax, and why she hates LA!). Also; Lohan gets out of jail, more on Skins US’ lesbian character and Brittania fans may see a kiss in the next season of GLEE.

GLEE will reveal two of its Cheerios have been sexing it up, L Word Book reveals new photos, and Lohan’s latest set from MODE is weirder than yesterday’s. After the whole Adam Lambert debacle, ABC showed a respectable gay story line on One Life to Live yesterday. Queen Gaga met the Queen of England. That chick from Laguna Beach jokes about going gay.

Lady Gaga channels Ivan for Vogue, Ally Sheedy outs her daughter, the religious right goes after The Real L Word, Erin Foley’s audition vid for The Bachelorette, Angelina Jolie talks Shiloh’s butch style, Wonder Woman gets a makeover from DC Comics, and Kristen Stewart is slightly less awkward (but still hella awk) on Letterman.

Adam Lambert is axed from two more ABC shows, and hello double standard! We’ve got some ’04 Pink Billboard Music Awards footage that’ll blow yr mind. Lady Gaga was nominated for 5 Grammy Awards (and Dave Matthews had an album apparently?), Idina Menzel wants to be Lea’s Mom on Glee (CASTING HEAVEN), Adam Lambert wants his super gay & campy song to be in Twilight: Eclipse, and John Mayer plays lesbian matchmaker for Lilo & SamRon.

GLEE will never put Sue Sylvester in a corner, Lady Gaga poses for MAC and is MTV’s Star of the Year, Rihanna’s new music video will make you hard, BBC knows how to fake it til you see it, spoilers for next season of GLEE, men wanna see Avatar but women don’t, really today is just a mixed bag of delight!

Lindsay Lohan will be home for Thanksgiving … and then she’ll be doing a Terry Richardson PURPLE Mag photoshoot with alleged sex scenes. Also; Candy Slice’s Lady Gaga/Beyonce parody, Fame Monster on VH1, Glee on hiatus, Adam Lambert on Letterman, CBS apologizes for Early Show kissing double standard, and we wonder why Chris Brown is booked for GMA and Adam was kicked off.

Courtney Semel will grace the December cover of Curve magazine asking “Is she the most wanted lesbian in Hollywood?” (ahem) Also; Adam Lambert’s album is streaming online, Paris Hilton is looking for Kate Moennig on Twitter while watching TLW, Ro&Kelli aren’t giving up the business, Lindsay Lohan created a TV show, vintage Gaga, Autostraddle interviews Jill Bennett & Cathy DeBuono. ETA Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape leaked.

Brilliant collaborations all over: Adam Lambert & Lady Gaga, Joss Whedon & GLEE, Tegan & Sara, Mia Hamm & Breaking Ball Films! Also, Lindsay Lohan finally wins a ruling on something (but it’s not what you think), GLEE updates, and the best parts of Three Rivers (SHANE).