Results for: no fucks to give
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 509 Review: American Horror Show
“This was the point in this episode, and there were points like this in almost every episode, where I went cold and just thought ‘Why am I still watching this fucking show?'”
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Orange is the New Black Episode 504 Review: Does Litchfield Have Talent??
Angie announces, “I’m the jefe now!” with one of the harshest American “j” sounds ever and decides there will be a talent show and the guard/hostages will perform. So, we know where this is going.
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 505 Review: Taystee Is Everything and Slavery Is NOT A Joke
After four episodes of chaos and lack of direction both within Litchfield and the overall arc of the season, Orange Is the New Black finally managed to pull it together enough to produce an episode worth watching (save for one MAJOR issue).
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 512 Review: Half-Baked Proposal
The SWAT team approaches and Larry returns. LARRY.
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“Orange Is the New Black” Episode 503 Review: Who Are These People?
Really, Linda? Really?
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Orange is the New Black Episode 510 Review: Yep, I’m Gonna Cuss Everyone Out
Spectacles rely on spectators, and I for one am not going to be pulled into this show anymore just to watch violence for the sake of violence. I can watch the news and do that, thanks.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 501 Recap: How Is “Riot FOMO” The Actual Title Of This Episode
“You’re gonna want a quick, catchy clickbait. Something to really grab the liberal market — that’s who you wanna appeal to.”
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 511 Review: It’s a Family Affair
After an episode of literal torture, OITNB focuses on the stories it tells best: the ones about family.
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“Orange Is The New Black” 404 Review: “Doctor Psycho”
Sophia! And Nicky! (Who in the world thought we needed more Sam Healy flashbacks?)
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“Orange is the New Black” Episode 413 Review: “Toast Can’t Never Be Bread Again”
“These women are angry, and rightfully so. They aren’t treated like humans. Their lives are taken away from them, sometimes literally, and they don’t even have names. They tried a peaceful protest and someone was killed. Their riot is righteous, but at the end of the day, they’re going to be the ones punished. There is no justice.”
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“Orange Is The New Black” 403 Review: “(Don’t) Say Anything”
Soso proves that people well-versed on racism can still be racist.
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“Orange is the New Black” Episode 407 Review: “It Sounded Nicer in My Head”
All the women of Litchfield deserve so much better.
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 311 Recap: I Can Do Breaking Bad All By Myself
Piper and Alex break up, Pennsatucky breaks down, and Ms. Rosa makes a cameo!
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Orange is The New Black Episode 310 Recap: There Is A Monster At The End Of This Book
In which things start falling apart.
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 312 Recap: The World is a Vampire
After eleventy hundred years of being pregnant, Daya finally has her baby.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 305 Recap: Fake Acid, Fake Personality Tests and Real Panties
Piper and Alex make plans to be stereotypical lesbeans! Black Cindy gets some new curls. Flaca starts a feelings-war with her homegirls in the kitchen. And everyone fills out their E-Harmony profile together!
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 303 Recap: The Double Reverse Jinx Strategy
Poussey and Taystee hold a funeral to honor the books martyred in the Conflagration of Three Days Ago. Piper and Alex have more hate sex. And Nicky self-destructs.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 308 Recap: Fear and Loathing in Panty Town
Ruby Rose, the results are in and you are NOT THE FATHER!
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Orange is The New Black Episode 307 Recap: Some Kind Of Fetish Fangirl
Strong brews for everybody!
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 302 Recap: Bed Bugs Stop The World. World Stop.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!