A Holiday Gift Guide For Your Favorite Gaylor
Whether you’re a general Gaylor, a Swiftgron shipper (hello my people), or a Kaylor, there’s something for you here.
Whether you’re a general Gaylor, a Swiftgron shipper (hello my people), or a Kaylor, there’s something for you here.
Here’s about seven hours of songs to play behind conversations and to fill the comforting silence of breaking bread over a tofurkey, ham, or whatever you like to stuff your face with.
If you’re planning on throwing a messy little gay Halloween party this month or need something to put on your speakers, allow me to present my gay little Halloween playlist. 100 songs curated to make you feel hot and festive.
I asked some of my friends whether they had any love songs that they still love today, originally given to them by exes.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, aka time to play Christmas music literally at all hours. Be warned.
The lyric “someday soon, we all will be together, if the fates allow” is very Sappho if you know what I mean. I’ll take any opportunity to find the dyke root in any piece of media, so why not rank some holiday classics by how much lesbian energy they exude?
Some people just want a nice casual playlist for their Halloween party! So, I decided to split all of the song spooky suggestions into two playlists.
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-#dingdong-ding!
“In the twisting lunge, think about the line of pain this stretch brings out of your hip and low spine. Think about the fact that this is a very specific place in your body. Donald Trump might never stretch this part of his body. So how would he get the strength that this particular part of his musculature has to offer?”
You already know what this is gonna be, don’t you?
A collection of Christmas songs sung by country music stars who just so happen to be women.
Musician Sean Desiree — who alone makes up all parts of the indie band bell’s roar — explains how they juggle being a musician by day with running a furniture-making business by night, how they learned to deal with rejection, and what’s it’s like being a queer person of colour in an industry and genre dominated by straight white men.
Despite (or maybe because of) her lesbianism and shocking lyrics, she’s smashing into mainstream media and not giving any fucks. You will love her. You are welcome in advance for introducing you to your next favorite album.
Give your guests something to tap their foot to but nothing that will make them have to get up and dance because everyone hates sweater stench.
The song Blue Christmas is not on this playlist, but it’s still perfect for melancholy holigay moments.
Bring the holigay meet-up spirit home!
Sometimes, you really can’t get enough of a good thing.
Because Serial isn’t long enough yet.
New music from Angel Haze, Brody Dalle, Cibo Matto, Warpaint, CHVRCHES and Kelis.
This is a good time, self-reassurance, “you’re about to OWN the new year” kind of party. You got this.