Actual dinner can be such a production, I’m exhausted just THINKING ABOUT IT. And not only is it a production tonight, but it’ll be a production tomorrow night too. It happens practically every night! It’s redundant and takes forever and really, the dinner plates are just so big. I’d rather spend hours putting together a mess of food that I can eat with my hands, hot or cold, and from a tiny plate, than spend that time putting together a mess of food that has to be eaten immediately, piping hot, from full-size dinner plates using all the flatware.
“A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is “hors d’oeuvres.” Fun Finger Foods is her main source book and it’s all the woman cooks.”
—Mermaids
Appetizers for dinner. That’s where it’s at this week. The number one most brilliant best finger food feast is obviously the cheese board — a spread so simple and lavish, it’s sometimes the only reason I get up in the morning — but here are some other small foods for when you want to branch out a little.
1. Polenta Squares with Sundried Tomato and Walnut Tempenade (Vegan)
![Via](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/8572821155_eabbcb73fa_z.jpg?resize=640%2C426)
Via food52.com
Laneia: Vegans love polenta. Y’all are some polenta loving freaks.
2. Mystery Rolls
3. Japanese Vegetable Pancakes
4. Crostini with Pea Shoots and Strawberries
![Via thekitchn.com](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Crostini.jpg?resize=523%2C640)
Via thekitchn.com
5. Parsnip Latkes
6. Brushetta with Leeks, Goat Cheese and Bacon
7. Salt and Pepper Tofu Triangles (Vegan)
Laneia: At first you’re like, “Oh hm, salt and pepper and tofu. Yawn. This is not interesting.” AND THEN YOU’RE MET WITH THE SURPRISE MAPLE SYRUP and suddenly it’s pandemonium and shit is crazy and you? You are hella impressed.
8. Roasted Tofu Lollipops with Pesto
![Via chowvegan.com](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Tofu-Lollipops.jpg?resize=360%2C500)
Via chowvegan.com
9. Beet Jello
![Via beyondsalmon.com](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beetjello.jpg?resize=638%2C640)
Via beyondsalmon.com
Laneia: The fuck.
10. Dahi Kebabs
11. Grilled Flatbread with Onion Jam, Burrata and Apples
![Via savorysimple.net](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/web-Flatbread-059.jpg?resize=423%2C640)
Via savorysimple.net
Laneia: Oh damn, let’s talk about burrata. Burrata is a fresh cheese situation that resembles mozzarella, but only if mozzarella were a million times creamier and made specifically to send you on a blissed out psychic trip into the ether. GOD BURRATA YOU ARE SO DELICIOUS I LOVE YOU. Burrata + onion jam might as well be renamed The Stairway to Fucking Heaven. Make this right now.
12. Party Jalapeno Poppers (Vegan)
![Via babble.com](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jalapeno-popper-4.jpg?resize=544%2C638)
Via babble.com
13. Avo-dillas (Vegan)
Laneia: Again with the unexpected maple syrup. What if this is the meaning of life, you guys? What if caramelized maple syrup in savory dishes is all you ever needed to know to be successful and loved? What the hell else can we put this on??
14. Corn & Avocado Fritters
![Via giverecipe.com](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Corn-and-avocado-fritters-4.jpg?resize=423%2C640)
Via giverecipe.com
15. Cauliflower Breadsticks
![Via table.io](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Cheesy-Garlic-Cauliflower-Breadsticks.jpg?resize=471%2C640)
Via table.io
16. Garlicky Tofu Stix
![Via thecozyapron.com](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fried-tofu-sticks_03-23-14_6_ca.jpg?resize=426%2C640)
Via thecozyapron.com
17. Rava Toast
18. Teriyaki Meatballs
19. Croques Besito
20. Creamy Artichoke Spinach Dip (Vegan)
![SpinArtDip86L09](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/SpinArtDip86L09.jpg?resize=426%2C640)
Via 86lemons.com
Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and next week we’ll check in and talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. What are your favorite appetizer/small plate foods? Are you putting together a cheese board for one tonight? You are living the dream.
This list makes the Hot Pocket I am currently eating very, very sad.
I was thinking the same thing, just staring at my popcorn and wondering what I’m doing with my life.
DINNERTIZERS!!!!!
DINNERTIZERS!!!
Marry me.
This bouche is most definitely amused!
In my lack of sleep because of thesis mania, I pressed my face so hard into my laptop screen wanting to eat those fritters.
WHY THE BEET JELLO? WHY??
LOOK AT ALL THESE WONDERMENTS!
Burrata is the greatest of all cheeses of all time. It’s pretty hard to come by in the UK, waitrose seem to always be sold out. My family got hooked up for sweet Italian dairy by our friendly local restaurant whose staff are from the same region of Italy that we used to live in. Yum!
I thought this list was going to be you all stooping to my level but I see I was very very wrong
When I first saw the title I thought you were the author. After skipping through the words and getting to the first picture I knew I was wrong bc vegan? hell no.
Love these! I don’t know if it would be too repetitive but I would be very excited to see a post devoted to dips. All dips.
see we love you so much, we even had your hopes and dreams in mind four years ago: http://www.autostraddle.com/get-baked-with-autostraddle-dip-edition-60896/
Isn’t caramelized maple syrup the meaning of life? Have I been doing it wrong? Then I don’t want to be right.
I’m so hungry, this is borderline evil. But I’m getting food in a few minutes, so no worries.
I vote for a post on allthetacofillings!
I feel like there should be a clever pun combining “allthetacofillings” and a sex toy review post…. But I am le tired. Ladies, any help?
Oh man. I’ve eaten dip for dinner far too many times than I care to admit. Haha.
This post is A++
Beet … Jello?
I just don’t know if I can deal with that. Wait. Yup. I can. But wow. I have such an awkward hunger now.
I can’t tell what I am feeling about beet jello. I think I want to try it. maybe.
How does food become so much more appealing when you put the word “party” in front of it? Why don’t we put the word “party” in front of every food? Party ravioli. Party lentil soup. Party triscuits. I’m so much more excited about life already.
party iron supplements!
it sounds like the food is partying
party party party lookit dance wheeee
Ooh, I think I have some leftover party chickpea salad in the fridge!
You’re right, that did make it more appealing.
Party laxatives, its more fun with a friend!
I’ll do You and You can do Me.
do you even know how many parsnips i have sitting in my fridge?? ANSWER: A LOT OF FUCKING PARSNIPS. those parsnip latkes are the answer to all of my parsnip prayers. plus horseradish? dill? are you kidding me done deal.
also i had no idea pea shoots are the most adorable things ever. now i know.
I LOVE PARSNIPS SO MUCH and when i saw that recipe i thought “god i wish i was one of those lucky sons of guns who had a fridge full of parsnips bc this would be the best day of my life.”
feel free to follow up with pictures!!
well i am stupid and can’t figure out how to post my picture. but i made them for dinner and they was so good! i baked them bc frying gets too messy for me, added two huge green meat radishes in with the parsnips bc i have a shit ton of those as well, and made a honey mustard/horseradish/dill sauce to go with them. and i took a picture! it exists here with me and it feels important and i wanted you to know it was delicious! thanks so much!
!!!! i don’t even know what a green meat radish is! i’m so excited for you and your whole situation right now.
for instructions on how to post a picture, scroll down to the bottom of any friday open thread!
am i doing it? is it doing it? i am really identifying with my mother right now and believe this is teaching me a valuable lesson about empathy and patience. i just hope it is a. showing up and b. not HUGE.
my food photography leaves something to be desired, but it turned out super yummy! and the radishes are a perfect addition. green meat radishes are just really huge radishes as far as i can tell! seriously the ones i used were almost as big as the parsnips. it occurs to me this recipe would be good to make with just about anything? maybe i will just make everything into fritters this week. unofficial fritter week for me.
i have been thinking about this comment thread all week because when i first saw it i thought to myself, “who has a fridge full of parsnips???? who???”
and then yesterday i came home and MY FRIDGE WAS FULL OF PARSNIPS. my housemate obtained them from a farm she visited, and they’re the rejects that the farmer can’t sell, so they’re all little monster parsnips, and they kind of look like mandrakes.
and now i shall turn them into parsnip fritters.
my mom makes sweet potato parsnip latkes and i have no idea where she got the recipe because up until like 4 years ago her latkes were crummy but these are AMAZING AND PERFECT (and i don’t even like sweet potatoes??) so google it or something?? idk but whatever you do it will be beautiful and delicious :)
My mom recently revealed that she doesn’t like parsnips and I almost had to disown her because wow they are undeniably the best thing.
You should make soup/broth/stock! Parsnips are awesome in soup! I wish I had parsnips to make soup with!
Many of these look tasty, but every single one of them would take far more effort than I put into making actual dinner.
cavedueller you are a wizard.
THANK YOU THANK YOU I have bookmarked nearly all of the vegetarian recipes. One of my life goals is to learn how to prepare tofu in a way that is delicious and I think this post will help a lot.
Tofu scramble is the answer! It’s super easy and delectable. http://food52.com/recipes/27236-tofu-breakfast-scramble
<– Given my avatar, I clearly belong in that first photo with you. And given my eating habits, I clearly belong in this thread forever. These recipes may help keep me from starving to death at my computer.
I hear you all with your ambivalence about the idea of beet jello but I misread it as beef jello and was thus really relieved to realize it said beet so I’m in favor.
beef jello (aspic) does exist. i hope i’m never that hungry.
That’s true! Isn’t that broth-based though? I was imagining something more… like pot roast jello. Maybe that exists too! I’m not gonna google it.
The truth is out there, and contains chunks of meat suspended in broth-based savory gelatin. I’m with you; pass the beets.
Everyone else please leave. I need to be alone with this post.
I so wish I was in the same city with all of you and we could do Pot luck dinners and meet up with each other. Or make dinner for a swap/trade/barter/favour of some nature.
Because everyone likes to be cooked for and I like to cook for others too…
anyway, some great recipes here. Thankyou.
annalou where do you live?? i bet there’s an autostraddle potluck meetup just dying to be planned somewhere near you. look look look how much fun.
oh wow. Wow. I am overwhelmed. I am in New Plymouth New Zealand and I don’t even know anyone else on autostraddle in New Zealand…
I am keen to do this though, meeting and eating, eating and meeting, somewhere in NZ once I have a stable flatting environment. Its a bit busy at the moment. Is anyone else keen to have a crazy Not quite breakfast, and Not quite lunch situation?
this this this! http://www.autostraddle.com/lets-do-this-april-19th-is-autostraddles-international-meet-me-at-the-record-store-day-229095/
I’ve been really sick the past couple days with bronchitis and have no appetite once so ever. This post and pictures almost makes me want to eat. Almost. But I will definitely be revisiting it in a couple of days!
oh noooooo! i hope you feel better so soon xoxox
Awww thanks <3
I hope so too!
You almost lost me at the beet jello, but you won me back shortly thereafter.
Absolutely loving all the vegan options!
I’m so fucking hungry right now, I just took a bite out of my macbook. it’s no burrata I’ll tell you that for nothing.
As a Canadian, I grew up with surprise maple syrup in 99% of all of my food, and am getting great joy out of Laneia’s maple syrup revelation.
Spread the boiled tree sap, and spread the word!
What inspired the beet jello?
WORD