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Introducing Camp Autostraddle

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In July 2010, I woke up at 3am and wrote "CAMP - THIS WILL BE OUR THING" on a notepad I keep by my bed for nocturnal moments of genius. I can't remember precisely what thoughts I was thinking before I thought the thought about camp, but I remember all the thoughts we've had since as the project has expanded and become a team effort.

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What Would Autostraddle Look Like in 3-D?

Here's the idea: a few hundred of you, 20 of us, and a beautiful group retreat site in the mountains. We've cherry picked the things we like about other queer women's events and vacations -- hilarious comedy, diverse panels, the occasional dance party and the chance to revel in one another's awesomeness -- added heaps of our own original ideas, and found a way to serve it to you for a fraction of what those other events cost.

It's an opportunity for you to discover new things about yourself, enhance your relationships within the international queer community, make new friends forever, support Autostraddle, and, you know -- get away from your laptop for three days!

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A-Camp: A Place Where You Can Be Yourself

We feel like there's a void out there for awesome queer women who desperately wanna meet each other and experience the magic of communing with like minds, but aren't into beer-soaked pool parties and can't swing cruises to the Bahamas. Our original idea was to hold Camp a few times a year, for 4-7 days each time, in different locations, but that seemed like a huge thing to dive into, thus . . .

The First Ever A-Camp Weekend was born!! It's a pilot run that gives all of us a chance to determine the website's future!

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Details:

When: Thursday April 26th - Sunday April 29th, 2012

Where: Alpine Meadows Retreat Center in Angelus Oaks, California. It's 1.5 hours from Palm Springs, 2 hours from Los Angeles, 2.5 hours from San Diego, 4 hours from Las Vegas, 5 hours from Phoenix and 8 hours from San Francisco. We'll be running shuttles from LAX to the campsite all day on April 26th and shuttles back to LAX on April 29th.

Lodging: You'll be having the bestest biggest surprise slumber party of your life in fully insulated, carpeted & heated cabins with private bathroom/showers/baths and generously-sized bunk beds.

Just $50 down reserves your spot!

Cost: $300

Your Cost Includes:

* 3 nights lodging
* 3 meals a day and snacks (with vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free and kosher options)
* Full access to a variety of daytime programming situations, including typical camp stuff like crafts and sports as well as workshops and panels with AS Teamasters
* World-Class Night-time Entertainment: The entire event will be MC'ed by world's funniest duo, Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard
* Gift bag with exclusive Camp-Only Autostraddle T-shirt you can sell on ebay in ~4 years

Also:

* Memories that will last a lifetime, probably longer
* Staff dedicated to all of your feelings or lack thereof
Be an active part of the group that determines the future of A-Camp

Who: You guys! You guys are really gonna like each other! All ages welcome/encouraged! ALSO:

Also -- Camp TeaMasters will be Robin & Marni/bcw, and your "counselors" and workshop leaders presently include, confirmed: comediennes/actresses/writers Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard, actress/singer Haviland Stillwell, actress/producer Sarah Croce, actress/writer Ashley Reed, Internet Superstar Chef Hannah Hart of My Drunk Kitchen, Stylist Sara Medd, DJ/filmmaker Carlytron, Fashion Icon Fitforafemme and world famous photographer Robin Roemer as well as Riese, Laneia, Crystal, Annika, Taylor, Katrina, Emily, Whitney, Intern Hot Laura, Alex, Lizz, Brittani, Bren, Gabby, Jess S., Intern Grace, Carmen, Kelsey and Stef.

In addition to having life-changing conversations around a campfire with some of the coolest girls you'll ever meet, you'll have tons of activities, workshops, groups and panel discussions to choose from every day.

We're here, you're queer, it's family.

 

We'll roll out information and take requests regarding programming over the next several weeks, but rest assured there will be so many fun things to do if you wanna do stuff, like:

 Lesbian Feminist Jeopardy

Writing workshops with Rachel & Riese

Basketball! Hiking! Arts & Crafts! Cooking! Yoga! Speed-Dating!

Photography with Robin

High Ropes Course, Climbing Tower and Zip Line

Unicorn Plan-It Hollywood Show

Queer Women of Color Panel

 Formspring LIVE! with Riese, Laneia, Rachel, Crystal, Taylor, Lizz and Alex

The diversity in our programming will reflect the diversity of our content -- shit that makes you laugh, shit that makes you think, and shit that makes you wanna change the world.

 

YES I'M IN. WHAT DO I DO?

1. Put down a $50 deposit and/or put down the entire $300 to secure your spot ASAP. There's limited space, and we expect this'll fill up quickly. Deposits are non-refundable, but they are transferrable. (This also makes a great last minute Valentine's Day present!)

2. You'll provide us with some basic information while making your deposit or payment this week. In two weeks, you'll be asked for a lot more information about things like your t-shirt size, flight times and bunking needs/concerns/requests (cabins sleep between 6 and 20 people). Then all kinds of updates will keep happening until you arrive!

3. Start making travel arrangements!

If you're flying, we recommend flying into LAX, because we will be running shuttles from there, but arrangements could also be made from the Palm Springs or Ontario airport, depending on demand. We will request flight information from you before camp begins.

If you are flying and will need transportation, please  fly in on Thursday April 26th before 6pm and book your return flight for Sunday, April 29th (we recommend flying out after noon, but can make other arrangements if necessary)

If you're driving, then sweet! If you're looking to carpool or caravan, you can coordinate with other campers via the ASS Camp group or Facebook Page (both will go up this week.)

4. You'll also have access to the event website after making your payment, and can enjoy updates there.

FAQ:

Q: But I'm really socially awkward! What if I go there alone and don't make any friends?!
A: Oh girl, we ALL feel you, which's why we're committed to 100% social comfort. I can tell you who doesn't make that claim and her name is Dinah Shore. Firstly, Autostraddlers are the most amazing, kind, inclusive people in the world and Secondly, we'll be prepared for Shystraddlers and the team will be prepped on how to ensure nobody will feel weird or awkward at camp. This is our top priority. You have my promise and honestly I rarely promise things. We got this shit on eight kinds of lock.

Q: I'm really super poor but I want to go so bad!
A: Firstly, this is a once-in-a-lifetime Utopia-esque situation, I recommend getting your emergency funds out. But we get that hard times are here for some of you, and that's why we've set up a "pay it later" system. Let us know when you put down your deposit that you'll need to pay via installment plan. No fees, no gimmicks, no credit checks. We'll work with you to get you there. That's just how much we want you to come.

Q: Is there Wi-Fi?
A: NOPE! I know it's scary!

Q: Will there be any free time?
A: Yup! I mean you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Go read by the river or go videotape your friend hiding in a tree like a monkey or just lie on the grass or in your bed. You can do whatever you wanna do, you're a grown-up!

Q: Are there extra charges for any activities?
A: Yes, there is a $15 fee for those requiring transportation to/from LAX, $20 fee for the Ropes Course or Climbing Tower, $25 for a private voice lesson with Haviland and $10 for a private writing tutorial with Riese.

Q: Do you need any more speakers/activity leaders?
A: If you're either famous, internet-famous or have a strong background in queer activism/social justice issues and experience talking to groups about that, we could use some more of both of those kinds of people. Hit us up - robin [at] autostraddle [dot] com & autostraddle.merch [at] gmail [dot] com.

Q: Me and all my friends want to go together, can we stay in the same cabin?
A: Yes.

Q: I got so inspired by your State of the Union yesterday that I donated my last 50 bucks!
A: Shoot us an email and we'll work out a transfer.

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You guys, this is the closest thing you'll ever get to magic.

Register Now. You Don't Wanna Miss This.

 

780 responses to “Introducing Camp Autostraddle”

  1. Intern Grace

    LESBIAN SPACE CAMP.

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    1. Paper0Flowers

      GET YOUR SPACE BOOTS LADY BECAUSE THIS GONNA BE OUT OF THIS WORLD

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      1. discospider

        I’M TERRIFIED OF SPACE BUT LET’S DO THIS SHIT.

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    2. Luna

      I JUST BOUGHT RED Doc Martens. I am Super Duper Spacey Grace Jones POWER FRO Lesbian.

      I am ready.

      Mission.
      Fucking.
      Accepted.

      Camp, here commesss Luuuuuuuuuuunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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  2. e

    OMG THIS IS AMAZING BUT SCHOOL. FUCK YOU SCHOOL.

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    1. Maria

      same here. I mean. university. like. who really needs to graduate after 5 years of higher education?

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    2. Amy

      Ahhh!!! SCHOOL!!!

      Have one on the East Coast (once it’s warmer here!)

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      1. Amy

        Rehoboth Beach anyone???

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        1. Caitlin

          YES.

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          1. Jade

            PLEASE! I am freaking dying being on the wrong coast here. I already have a girlfriend in another hemisphere, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME AUTOSTRADDLE???

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        2. cait-o

          or asbury!! but yes, yes, yes to A-Camp (East)

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          1. Digger

            This Jersey girl is California dreamin’….I’m west coast bound!

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            1. cait-o

              wish i could!! already taking time off in april for my sister’s mfa art thesis show. but this NEEDS to happen again. camp is my THING–i’ve been volunteering at this little gay methodist music camp for 10 yrs now. ‘live campy’ is my mantra :) east camp pweaaaase!!!

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          2. ms_anne_thropy

            YES that would be amazing cause i cannot afford a plane ticket lol

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      2. Leah CL

        agreed agreed agreed agreed! pleeease! I’m on east coast CANADA even but I could come down!

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    3. Emily

      fucking school though, this is the weekend before finals.

      EDUCATION SCHMEDUCATION

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    4. Ar

      EAST SIIIIIDEEEE WHAT WHAT

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  3. Bren

    AND you’ll finally learn how to pronounce Laneia’s name. You think you know, but you have no idea.

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    1. Andrea

      I really need this information in my life.

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    2. deb

      It’s not LAN-AY-YA?

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  4. Ellie

    IS THIS REAL LIFE?!!!

    I’M IN, OBVS

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    1. Maria

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      1. discospider

        Amaaaaaaaaaazing. Also, Fanta Sea is pretty much my ultimate fantasy, as long as it’s the Euro Fanta and not the shitty crap they try to pawn off on us Americans.

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        1. Maria

          I would like to have some Fanta now because I’m hungover and Fanta is my go-to drink!

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    2. Robin

      Yay!!

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  5. marni

    i’m trying to work fort-building into the schedule just fyi everybody

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    1. taylor

      you will leave with SO MUCH structural integrity

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    2. wallow

      can there be autoscout badges for completing such tasks?

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      1. Dee

        This! And lots of vests….because you obvs need a place to put said badges.

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        1. Ami

          only if there is an activity called “how to pull off vests”

          :(

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          1. Robin

            Sara Medd, professional stylist to the stars, will be there as well as our resident Autostraddle fashionistas, but I’m not sure vests will be covered. ;) Maybe we can invite Matt Morrison from Glee? jk

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            1. Ami

              I’ve learned to live my life without vests thus far.
              I’m pretty sure if Matt Morrison was coming my dad would pay my airfare because he loves Will S. so much. I don’t understand.

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    3. fitforafemme

      I hope it’s nothing like the hipster forts at Outside Lands!

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  6. Jes R

    This sounds AMAZING. I just wish plane tickets wouldn’t cost me $400.

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    1. Whicolom

      Same here… Montréal-LAX for 2, plus babysitter for the kids, plus we fees = impossible to gather up. :-( Too bad, we would have loved it, but I’m still glad some of you will have so many nice stories to tell us when they get back. :-)

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      1. Robin

        I’m thinking about the idea of an Autostraddle Traveling Pants Circus for the future.. we’ll see. I’ll have to run it by Riese.

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  7. Maria

    oh my god. oh my god.
    you know what. I so hope this is going to be the biggest success of forever so that there can be a camp no. 2.
    I mean. I would come from Germany if my final exams wouldn’t start around may 3rd. it’s breaking my heart a little bit. because from june to whenever, I have all the time in the world cause I’ll be unemployed and travelling around.

    also, I’d really like to thank Gabby in person for her sweet words after my grandma died. really.

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    1. Maria

      I am obvs freaking out about this camp/my exams. I bought green suspenders today, I want to come!

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  8. Fawksfyre

    Um… I’ve been looking into going back to Cali in April as a mean to get away from here, this might just be the winner for me.

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  9. taylor

    !!!

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  10. jottum

    I really hate the fact that I live in Europe..

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    1. Maria

      camp a europe!

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      1. jottum

        YES! I would totally go.
        I would also totally go to California if it wasn’t on the other side of the world..

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        1. Maria

          we will make our own camp we will make you come to europe.

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    2. Lillifred

      Exactly my thoughts :(

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  11. cynthia

    Now I know what to do with my Southwest voucher from my canceled UK trip.

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    1. March

      Southwest vouchers for the win! Screw you, Portlans, I’m going to CAMP!

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    2. Lou

      I also have a flight voucher that I must spend/use within the next few weeks before it becomes void, hmmmm!

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  12. Aly

    Okay. Here’s the plan: I’m a finalist for National Merit, which would give me a $2500 scholarship. This only costs 300 + a plane ticket. So, my parents (who are paying for my college, bless their hearts) still come out on top?

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    1. Kal

      Aw, you lucky bastard! I almost qualified for semi’s (it sucks, because my score WOULD HAVE qualified me in almost any state but the one I live in). I did qualify for national hispanic, though.

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    2. Emily

      NICE! I was a finalist but didn’t get the actual scholarship.

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  13. Bridget

    Brava for some originality, Autostraddle!

    It warms my soul to know that you ladies are attempting something of this magnitude, ESPECIALLY an event that is so reasonable priced. If I wasn’t deep in the heart of Indiana, I would put down $100 today and sign my girlfriend and I up for this magnificent event. And a million thank yous for actually addressing the notion that some ladies are just a little shy at first and take some time and energy to open them up. You’re on the right track, babies. (Err…that babies part sounded weird, didn’t it? Sh*t).

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    1. Sarah

      Bridget if I wasn’t going to be on a radiology rotation (boo), we could road trip from Indiana!

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      1. Kaitlin Brooke

        Ditto! Med school is really not conducive to weekends of autostraddling awesomeness : (

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      2. Marika

        If it wasn’t right before my written exams (PhD program) I would also road trip with you guys from Indiana.

        HEY WHO IS FROM INDIANA WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS I GO TO NOTRE DAME

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        1. Kate

          I’m from Indiana! Don’t live there anymore, though.

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        2. kristin mahar

          HEY I DON’T GO TO NOTRE DAME BUT I LIVE RRRREAL CLOSE AND WORK EVEN CLOSER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.

          What’s the lesbo population of ND like? I heard it’s the sixth most gay unfriendly university in the US. So maybe that means you’re making a positive impact on the school. Or maybe it’s just really difficult to attend. What’s it like for you?

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  14. Shannon

    I have attempted to write out this comment about a dozen times and I’m so excited I can’t really pick out a clear thought except, “Welp, I know what I’m doing when I get paid tomorrow.”

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    1. Laneia

      !!

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      1. trillion

        Ahhh so I can’t stop thinking about camp so I made this! http://www.autostraddle.com/groups/so-youre-going-to-a-camp/ Everyone that’s going, please join so we can talk! yayayayayayyayay

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  15. Alexandra

    AAAAAAAAAH SO EXCITING!!!!! :D

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  16. Digger

    Tears…Streaming..No words…I’m so…(GASP)…TEARS!!!

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  17. queermo

    Alright, as soon as my paycheck clears I’m reserving a spot. I want to reserve one for my boyfriend too. Is this a safe space for trans men, or is this a camp just for queer female-identified folks?

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  18. Lizz

    This is going to be just like the DCOM Bug Juice!

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  19. Mariah

    I WANT TO GO TO THERE

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    1. Laneia

      WE WANT YOU THERE

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  20. Sawyer

    At some point in my life, I might live in America. Until then, this is the sort of thing I will dream about in my little pansexual heart. Everyone who goes has to have a magically fun time on my behalf NOT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T ALREADY THOUGH

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  21. wallow

    um hello this is practically in my backyard.

    i need monies. now.

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  22. Sally

    Blargh, despite being a continent and a lot of money away, this is alarmingly tempting.

    Can I make an advance request that while you are all in the woods, you enable image posting on here so those left behind can amuse themselves by posting a million animated gifs and take the whole site down? It will be theraputic for us.

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  23. pyrrhic

    Varsity Barbecue Team did it first. Probably not this well though. We did not tolerate vegetarians though so I guess we had that going for us

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    1. wasteunit

      Oh god what if there was a VBBQT cabin?! What then?!

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      1. pyrrhic

        Then we’d have issues around the entire cabin trying to sexile the entire cabin.

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      2. Jader

        oh my holy fucking god. what fucking then?!?

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    2. Alice

      Varsity BBQ Team is tots on the avant garde of queer sleep away camps.

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  24. Brittani

    I am really excited it’s called CAMP because I feel like I am going to attend Childish Gambino’s album in real life except with hot women and not as sad.

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  25. carrie

    A-Camp is the new Comic-Con (with more feelings)!

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    1. Bren

      And presumably less virgins.

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  26. Laneia

    !

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  27. Smilin Hobbes

    I would be going alone. I am super nervous to sign up but really, really want to. Anyone else flying solo?

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    1. Brittani

      Some people fly solo every night. *Wink wink*

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    2. Smilin Hobbes

      Eek. Flight into LAX for only $142 dollars. So very tempted to buy immediately. But my introverted, shy self is currently having a huge internal war…

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      1. jottum

        SERIOUSLY!! GO!! On behalf of all of us who are not able to go, cause of location/money etc.. GO!

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      2. Shannon

        I have a feeling that it’s only love at Autocamp, bro. Nothin’ but open arms waiting for you.

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      3. March

        I’m also going alone and am super shy. Do it!

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      4. Robin

        I want to be absolutely clear that this is Riese Marni and my top priority! :) please come!

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      5. Smilin Hobbes

        Alright, I was convinced. Spot reserved and plane ticket purchased! Woot!

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        1. Laneia

          !!!
          excited feelings

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      6. Eli

        Yep! Going solo :) I’m actually pretty nervous about it too. But I am sure it is going to be a fucking frickin weekend.

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      7. Eli

        Derp.. I meant to say frickin awesome.

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      8. Samantha

        Going by myself too and as soon as I reserved my spot I had a moment of panic about meeting strangers / my family finally starting to suspect that I’m not on the lower half of the Kinsey scale. But you know what? I have a feeling this is going to be awesome.

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    3. Kate

      And…spot reserved. Before pricing flights or checking my schedule. Not the most responsible decision I’ve made lately, but eff that noise, it’s Camp Autostraddle!

      Smilin Hobbes – I’ll be going alone as well. Don’t worry about it! Plenty of opportunity to meet awesome new people (and I’m one of the aforementioned shy ones)

      Any other Portlanders thinking about going?

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      1. discospider

        I’m in Eugene, and I really, really want to go!

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        1. Kate

          Do it!!!

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    4. Stacey

      I’m flying solo. I’m nice. And I’m sure a lot of other autostraddlers are nice too. :)

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    5. katehinch

      I’m flying from Philly solo. Kind of terrifying but that is just how much I love AS.

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      1. Digger

        I’m probably flying out of Philly too!

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  28. Cat

    Whyyyyyyy do all the nice things happen on the other side of the planet? Alternatively, I hope this speeds up you plans for world domination so we can have Camp Autostralia next.

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    1. dizzy

      Camp Autostralia should be a thing.

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      1. Dina

        I would come too! I could probably even convince the wife. What can we do to make this happen? <- dead serious

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        1. Cat

          Let’s do it. I’m keen.

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          1. dizzy

            I also am dead serious. But event planning isn’t my strong point. Anyone have any ideas??

            We could try for some lower key meetups first and then see if there is momentum for a bigger thing…

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            1. Cat

              It seems like most of the Australians are around Sydney, maybe a long weekend somewhere in that area next summer?

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            2. Dina

              Yeah, if planning my wedding was any indication I am not the best event planner ever.

              BUT SURELY WE COULD HIRE ONE RIGHT

              Blue Mountains or Hunter Valley come to mind as obvious options. (Latter comes with BONUS WINE)

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              1. dizzy

                Sounds good you guys! I feel like there is plenty of cabin-style accommodation out there that could be hired at affordable prices.

                Robin below made a good point that AS saved a lot of money by making a reservation just outside peak season, this might also be something for us to consider.

                If Dee-Anne Smith will still be in Australia we should totally see if she would do a performance for us.

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              2. Cat

                I almost have an MA in event planning, so there’s that?

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              3. dizzy

                @Cat, THERE IS THAT. There is that indeed.

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      2. seemsforever

        oh man, i kind of wanna smack all of you who are like ‘oh no! i’m in [insert US state here] it’s too farrrrrr’ WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS this is CAMP AUTOSTRADDLE! you’re in the correct nation! you’re on the correct side of the world! go do that effin’ thing!
        intense frustration at living on the asshole of the world is makin’ me a bit crazy. i’m sorry. BUT SERIOUSLY.

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    2. Lucy

      Camp New Zealand!

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      1. Dina

        Oh, I would totally go for that. Flights to NZ are much shorter/cheaper than to the States!

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        1. Nicole

          Camp AutostraliaNZ? (See what I did there, eh? Eh? Hah!) I could totally afford flights/a weekend in Aussie!

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    3. Isobel

      I’d totally be in for a camp autostralia!

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  29. Stephanie Truex

    Oh my goddess. I need to go. decently priced if not for airline costs

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  30. sugaplumx

    This sounds fantastic.
    What is the lodging situation like? How many people per cabin? And will these be shared with strangers?

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  31. HypeSociety

    motherfucker. i have to go to a wedding that weekend.

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    1. wallow

      TOWANDA!!

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  32. Liza

    we need a shuttle to leave from NYC. who’s got a private jet? i’ll call jay-z…

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    1. Tatiana

      Yay for NYC straddlers!

      I’d be so down to roadtrip from East coast to West coast!

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    2. Roni

      seriously! and for it not to be 10 days before i graduate : (

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  33. captain.crunch

    festivus? drinkstravaganza? dont 4get sunglases & advil. and get yer asses over 2 fine line 4 the party!

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  34. Caitlin

    Gaaaah why is this so far away?? I want to go!

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    1. Maeve

      I wanna go too! Let’s chat about this! (I mean, I totally can’t go, but let’s discuss anyway.)

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      1. Caitlin

        Yesss.

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        1. Maeve

          If you think about it like, half the money is to go to Camp Autostraddle and half the money is for us to see each other, it becomes a bargain.

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  35. tarzzee

    WHY DOES AUSTRALIA INSIST ON BEING SO FAR AWAY????

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    1. Crystal

      the 14 hour flight and airfare will be totally worth it.

      i really want another Australian to go, partly so i won’t have to suffer through jetlag alone.

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      1. dizzy

        hey Crystal, how much do you think flights (departing Sydney) would be?

        I have some friends I’ve been wanting to visit in California and some time to spare. It’s feeling like a crazy dream right now, but you know, it could be a thing.

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        1. petra11

          Hey Im in aus and thinking of going. You can get reasonable return flights from sydney to la for 1300/1400 you just have to do some searching. It could be a thing!

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          1. dizzy

            sta travel appears to have flight deals for around $1000… HMMM. probably life will stop me, but maybe, just maybe it could be a thing.

            hope you get to go :)

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        2. Crystal

          petra is right, you can pick up a return flight for about $1300. the prices can change every hour and so you have to be fairly on top of it to get the lowest fare.

          a few weeks ago i thought attending camp was also this crazy dream but now look! my face is up there on that wall of attendees. i believe in you both, and in this.

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          1. dizzy

            hmm Crystal, this could be a thing. I am owed $1300 in outstanding scholarship moniez from my uni and this seems like a good thing to use it for.

            the only thing stopping me is that i am pretty close to having a full-time grown up career-path-y job, and i should know by the end of next week whether that is also a thing. if i have a job then i can’t make it. but if i don’t, then there’s very little stopping me, i have been wanting to travel california for a few weeks anyway :)

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            1. Crystal

              i think you should dream big and try to do both things. #teamjetlag

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              1. petra11

                Yep, Im with Crystal. Dream big, you can do both! Heaps of time for grown up jobs.

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      2. Isobel

        I would have gone, had I not just booked a holiday to the US for July/August damnit! Can they organise another one for August?

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    2. Lucy

      If I go to the airport and kindly explain that I can’t pay for my flights like ever, but that doesn’t matter because it’s for AUTOSTRADDLE, do you think they’ll understand!?

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      1. Crystal

        you could try it. i would.

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    3. dizzy

      i want to turn Australia into a giant continental ship so we can sail around the world visiting wherever and whoever we like. One week Autostraddle camp, the next week vacationing in the islands of Greece…

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      1. tarzzee

        It would be worth it indeed, and I would be happily jet lagged. However, due to my moving interstate to Melbourne town a short while after it is not feasible. This better fucking happen again because I will be on that like cheese on vegemite!!!!!!!
        Dizzy: Boatship Australia is the best idea ever (A-camp is the other best idea ever)

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        1. dizzy

          ooh, moving to Melbourne town? how excitement! that is also on my to-do list for the year. so much so I am thinking of just moving there without a job and then seeing what I can get. but I haven’t been truly unemployed for a long time and the thought kind of freaks me out.

          if any Aussiestraddlers / Autostralians want to respond to this wonderful yet heartbreakingly far away A-camp business by holding some shenanigans down under, then count me in. Will travel to Sydney, Melbourne, or anywhere in between.

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          1. Cat

            Seriously, lets make shenaningans happen. There seems to be heaps of Aussies around, it could be a thing.

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            1. Dina

              I have good reasons to suspect that if this first event is a success, Camp Autostralia will be a thing.

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              1. dizzy

                We can tie Crystal to a chair and force her to tell us everything she learned… or just ask her, either way.

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              2. Dina

                @dizzy she’s pretty easy to get information out of, especially if you ply her with vodka first.

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              3. Cat

                See? This thing is halfway planned:

                Step one: buy vodka/a chair (just in case)

                Step two: Camp Autostralia happens.

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              4. dizzy

                Step three: PROFIT.

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              5. scissorrunner

                I am so keen. Camp autostratia ftw

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              6. Nicole

                Just in case ya missed it, I’m gonna ask again down here… can this be Camp AutostraliaNZ? I’d be down for flying to aussie, I need a holiday!

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              7. Tabby

                Super keen, plus I have lots of experience in running queer youth camps in NZ!

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            2. dizzy

              @Nicole I’m good with that :)

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              1. crystal

                okay! i hear you. if A-Camp is a success then i’ll see what i can do about making Camp Autostraya/nz happen.

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              2. Cat

                @Crystal And we didn’t even need to tie you to anything! You have at least one willing volunteer, reckon Camp AutostraliaNZ might be the only thing I ever need to put on my resume :)

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  36. Rachael

    Airline tickets make this unreasonable for me. Sigh.
    This sounds so awesome. Please come to the Mid West. We have so much camp space!

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    1. northshorealligator

      ^ ditto this!

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  37. Julie

    I may have to ask my parents/grandparents/siblings/friends/pets/harry potter for financial aid for 600$ plane tickets SO I CAN GO TO THIS AWESOME, AWESOME EVENT.

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    1. Laneia

      yes you totally should julie!

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    2. Emily

      let me know what harry potter says

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  38. sarah

    I am super tempted to fly across the pond! This sounds amazing!!

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  39. Rachel B

    This is amazing. You’re the most beautiful people, really. Truly.

    I would potentially want to steal Laneia though..?

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  40. March

    Registered! I am SO EXCITED.

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  41. Susanna

    UGH MY THESIS IS DUE THAT WEEKEND D: D: D:
    I don’t really need to graduate, right?

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    1. Lemon

      me too me too me too ugh

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    2. Maria

      same here same here

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    3. Kal

      you could just hand it in early.

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      1. Lauren

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  42. 0033232

    Oh. So. Tempting.

    There should be an open mic for songs and spoken word and hot jams.

    Ummm and a chocolate whiskey fountain.

    And clothes-optional events slash glow-in-the-dark-body-paint parties.

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    1. Laneia

      chocolate whiskey fountain is maybe the best idea.

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      1. Dee

        Can this please be a thing!?!?

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    2. Julie

      glow in the dark body painting. yes. please.

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    3. Tatiana

      Clothes optional glow in the dark body painting FTW!

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  43. dutchdyke

    seems i timed my moving to the US fairly well..!

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  44. Luccia

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    1. Luccia

      I’m too excited to form real sentences!

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      1. wallow

        The only real sentence you can form is the one stating that you cannot form any others.

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  45. Ataventure

    Omfg why can’t you do this in the summer?! I work at a camp and April is insanely busy!!! Wahhhhhh I wanna go!

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  46. macmac89

    WHATTTTTTT, I’m going to be at Airborne School then! So the Army is, at once, being awesome and shitty? Pretty par for the course, actually…:(

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  47. LKJr

    despite my social awkwardness, i was so going to do this! i was going to go alone and it was going to be scary but i was going to make friends! and i was super excited! and then i got to the registration page and realized that it’s the weekend of my best friend’s wedding and i’m in her wedding party.

    so.

    blarggg. Y’ALL BETTER MAKE IT SUPER SUCCESSFUL SO THAT I HAVE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY. :P

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  48. twobarsanda

    Reserving my spot as I type!

    IDEA: Someone page Hannah Hart. My Drunk Kitchen s’mores edition needs to happen at A-Camp.

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    1. Shannon

      OH WORD.

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    2. wallow

      I feel like somehow chocolate whiskey fountain + s’mores + hannah hart could be incorporated into one event.

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    3. Megan

      WHAT IF HANNAH IS THE SECRET GUEST

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      1. twobarsanda

        Oh geez… I did not intend to guess any secrets. That’s like being the fool who ruins a good movie by shouting out the ending.

        I want L.P. to be the secret mystery guest. Into the Wild, anyone?

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      2. Megan

        I CALLED IT

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  49. Laura

    you guys, we’re going to do so many crafts.

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    1. Brittani

      What about dissecting owl pellets?

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      1. Tatiana

        Yes yes yes!!!

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      2. Laura

        this was always one of my favorite activities in school. especially when you got to glue the mouse skeleton together on a piece of paper.

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    2. katrina

      you guys i just wanted to announce that laura wooley and i will be performing usher covers on the ukulele all weekend long

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      1. Maria

        YEAH YEAH YEAH

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      2. Laura

        it’s true.

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      3. Caro

        This ukulele comment was one of the deciding factors in my putting down a deposit! Totes bringing my uke! So happy ukulele-playing-people will be there!

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    3. Lizz

      Laura, we’re gonna actually get to craft together!!!

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  50. Em Kresge

    I want to I want to I want to go!!!
    Is it weird if I’m a high schooler and everyone else is way older and I feel odd and out of place? I’m 18!! That makes it legal right? Will I feel young and sad? Can I convince my parents to let me? These are important questions!!

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    1. Laneia

      it’s not weird at all! you won’t feel sad and no one will pick on you. maybe tell your parents that it’s a 3-day personal growth and fort-building workshop. parents love personal growth.

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    2. triciarichards

      Same dilemma. If only I graduated just a little bit sooner! And didn’t live at home still… once I start college my parents can’t really say no to a 3 day lesbian camping extravaganza (they have an strong aversion to ok-ing anything that could end up with me in a sexual situation…), so I am SO there next time this happens.

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    3. Eli

      I’m 18 too! You should totally come!

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  51. Mornyng

    I hope there will a cuddle puddle scheduled on all the nights and a taco eating contest sometime during the weekend.

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    1. Siobhan

      Pretty sure every night will be a taco eating contest.

      Someone had to.

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  52. Mariah

    Would it be better to wait until I’m 21? So few months awayyyyyyyy

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  53. kelsey

    this is actually happening.

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  54. Chloe

    um this is my dream. I don’t think it is realistic for me to go, though, since I live on the East coast and don’t have my own income, and this is too cool to actually happen. HOWEVER, I hope there are Autostraddlers going to IvyQ at Brown in a couple days! It’s the next best thing, I guess!

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    1. Lizz

      Nope but I’ll be going to brown medical school in the fall weeeee

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      1. Vanessa

        CONGRATS
        (my crush on lizz grows and grows)
        (wait is this going to be awkward if/when we actually meet at camp?)
        (ugh lizz i am totally jk i mean not really but i promise i’m not creepy please don’t be weirded out when we meet)
        (i need to stop)
        (stopping now…)

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  55. ragdoll

    Eeeee I am working a temporary job that will end shortly after that, so I feel weird taking a couple of days off…especially when I’ve already taken off a day for Coachella. But I will talk to my boss today and figure out the situation.

    I am not sure if I can overcome my embarrassment/awkward feelings about being a queer girl who has never had a real queer relationship and is currently in a straight one. :/ Would that bother people?

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    1. anna

      re: the last part of your comment. that describes me exactly, and i’m pretty sure as loves us anyway. at least i hope so.

      unfortunately i can’t afford to go to a-camp. i’m so broke can’t even afford to visit my boyfriend at this point in time (he lives in the states, i live in canada) and i have so many angsty feelings.

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    2. Samantha

      I was worried about this too, but I decided to go anyway. So I, at least, will not be bothered.

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    3. Lola

      I’m going to Coachella too and workin out how to do both. Also, in trying to make “queers at coachella” a thing cause it should be.

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  56. Robin

    I could not be more thrilled that this is happening and that I get to help plan all of these amazing activities for you guys!! I love your ideas and your comments.. keep em coming!! And spread the word!! xo

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    1. marni

      I second this emotion.

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  57. Caitlin

    Dammit. I have a test in an hour, and all I’m going to be able to think about is this.

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  58. Sarah

    Oooh, camp activities.

    Two words: Starcraft Tournament!
    Three Other Words: Doctor Who Marathon! Oooh, you could have panel discussion on which companion is the cutest (Spoiler Alert: It’s Amy Pond)

    Well, if I still lived in Cali, I would certainly consider it. I hope it goes well! ^_^

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    1. March

      Yes please Doctor Who. Amy is definitely the cutest, but Donna is the best.

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    2. Tatiana

      Absolutely a Doctor Who marathon!

      Anyone play Settlers of Catan?? I’m newly addicted~

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  59. Laurie

    You had me at the word In.

    I am too excited.

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  60. Emily

    You have no idea (OK actually lots of you probably do) how insanely jealous I am of everyone who ends up going to this.

    I wish tons o’ success on this magical fairy adventure so that it can happen again and again, preferably in many locations state-and-worldwide. :)

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  61. Meensies

    If Hanna Hart and her sexy drunk kitchen are the special guests I swear I might poop my pants.

    Just sayin’…

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    1. Robin

      Do you need a baby wipe?

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  62. katrina

    OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M SO EXCITED Y’ALL

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    1. katrina

      I’M GIVING EVERYONE A HAIRCUT JUST LIKE OPRAH GIVES EVERYONE CARS

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      1. Lemon

        fuck my thesis i’m going now

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        1. katrina

          YOU GET A HAIRCUT

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      2. pips

        i want a haircuuuttttt

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        1. katrina

          AND YOU GET A HAIRCUT

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      3. Maria

        Haircut > M.A.

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        1. katrina

          AND YOU GET A HAIRCUT TOO

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      4. Kate

        Haircuts for everyone!! Or at least me. :P

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      5. katehinch

        I really need a haircut. But I feel like maybe I should get it cut before I go meet a bunch of lesbians in the woods.

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      6. Tatiana

        Haircut FTW!

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      7. Digger

        Holy crap! We could totally make this a thing! I’ll bring my gear, and while you’re giving haircuts, I can apply Merkins or Vajazzle their lady-parts! Full body make-overs!

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    2. Morgan

      SO MANY QUEERCUTS

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  63. pips

    LRTICU83LIRHXQ2LU3RNOV24THXOI4HRSL23RBNAERILUGHQLIWURBFL I CAN’T THINK I CAN’T BREATHE HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA MAKE IT TO CALIFORNIA

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    1. pips

      oh my god how am i gonna afford this it may have been workable before i dropped 550 bucks on a tattoo last month WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME THIS SOONER

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      1. pips

        oh my god payment plan why can’t i read entire articles before commenting I AM TOO EXCITED TO START FIGURING OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS WORK i still can’t breathe

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        1. bra

          I’M A PILE OF GLITTER (SEE BELOW).

          I STILL CAN’T.

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          1. Laurie

            That can be a problem.. just ask this guy…
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fojrw_vU0k8

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  64. Lex

    What terrible, amoral things I would do for this adventure opportunity and included Camp Mona swag bag.

    I pray for an east coast occasion next time.

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  65. bra

    I exploded into glitter upon reading about this amazing event.

    I can’t even right now.

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    1. Mae22

      “exploded into glitter”

      I LOVE that…I think I might have to use that at some point (with your permission lol)

      On a sadder note, I can’t go even though I really, really, REALLY want to. Being in the army means you have to take leave and it’s a whole process. Plus, we are deploying soon and I want to save my leave and my money so that I can go home before we head out. I hope it goes well so that it can happen again!

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  66. Becca

    Huge tax return, you specifically say you’ll try to make it ok for socially awful of us…its like the universe wants me to go. FUCKING FINALS.

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    1. Vanessa

      I am seriously challenged at being a grown up. Please explain to me what you mean by “huge tax return” and how this is relevant to my life. Usually I email my dad with tax questions but this is something I would rather not email him about. Genuine plea for help??

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      1. Becca

        If you made ~$7,000 or less, you don’t have to even file your taxes. Otherwise, get thy ass to an H&R Block or Liberty Tax with your W-2s (which will set you back about $150), and any relative tax docs from your school. I got a lot back this year because I borrowed a lot for school.

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        1. Vanessa

          Thank you! On my way to faking this whole grown-up thing for one more day :)

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  67. Becca

    Could there be another one planned if this one goes well?

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    1. mikayla

      Camp A: Nebraska Edition?

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  68. Megan

    YOU GUYS. this is what dreams are made of.
    I’m always creepin’ on Autostraddle, but this just made me finally join. I WANT TO GO!

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    1. Celeste

      Meee tooo!

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      1. Katie

        Me three!!

        I also just put down my deposit money. So many emotions!

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        1. Caro

          Me four!!!
          This couldn’t have more of the things I love.

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          1. Lola

            Me five!

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  69. Laneia

    there are 4 different fire circles and a large grassy field! i love that map so much.

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    1. Shannon

      HOLY MACKEREL I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THE PLAYGROUND.

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    2. Dee

      So many feelings about this!!!!

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  70. kd15

    Wish I could go but the timing is really bad, hopefully this is a massive success an I can go to another one in the future

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  71. pips

    ok just to let you guys know i made a deposit but have NO IDEA if this will actually be able to happen so in case it doesn’t, i got a spot for one of y’all.

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  72. E

    LESBIAN FEMINIST JEOPARDY???? Can Riese be lesbian Alex Trebek?

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    1. kelsey

      alex vega = alex trebek

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  73. Anna

    Of course this is during my university’s reading days. I hate you all.

    And by “hate” I mean “love,” but still…

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    1. Ami

      WHAT?!
      are we actually supposed to read during reading days/reading weeks?!
      i go on vacation every year……..
      :|

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  74. madh

    aw man! tht sounds so awesome! but i have a tourney and school then. the next one should be a summer camp! :]

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  75. Maddie

    Nooooo! I’m graduating on the 29th!! If only it could’ve been moved up like 2 days, then it would’ve landed during the week’s break I have between the end of the classes and graduation day. Sigh!

    This sounds absolutely amazing though!

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  76. amber

    holy fuck this sounds like magical fantasyland i want to CRY

    i’m in the uk but just knowing this is a thing that exists is making my heart swell up

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  77. Allison

    This looks amazing…if only I could justify spending $600 on a plane ticket…um, maybe you should consider having one in Hawaii? Just saying. We have a lot of beaches. And rainbows.

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    1. tomato

      But if it were in Hawaii it would be even harder for the majority of people to get tickets there. think about it

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      1. Dina

        It would actually be easier for me.

        AND IT’S ALL ABOUT ME RIGHT

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  78. Becca

    Oh my goodness! I might actually do this, although no amount of assurance could ever totally tame my fear of going solo!

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    1. Robin

      I’m going to offer my assurance anyway. We will be doing lots of ice breaker type things the first night that will help everyone get to know each other better. Plus, we’ll have lots of interns on hand to help integrate you and talk to you and be your friends like an RA in college. Also… think of how proud you’ll be of yourself, getting totally out of your comfort zone. By the end of the weekend, we’ll all have lots of new friends!

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      1. Banananana

        Wait….Does ice breaker mean the traditional type of ice breaker where you tell many people at the same time facts about yourself or is it something less terrifying?

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        1. bcw

          Obvs we’ll be opening with trust falls

          (jk)

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          1. Lex

            She doesn’t even go here!

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        2. Emma

          if whiskey was involved, that would make it easier.

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      2. Morgan

        I know so many icebreakers!

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  79. tascha

    The thought of just how awesome this is definitely going to be is making my brain have seizures. A few more of those and then maybe I’ll be fully convinced to use all my money to just fly over from Europe, already. YOU GUYS I WANT TO COME SO BADLY, why is the Atlantic so big/expensive to cross?

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  80. DEB

    Are dogs allowed

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    1. marni

      Hi Deb! Sadly the site doesn’t allow pets other than designated helper animals. Please apologize to your pups on our behalf.

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      1. SC

        if you bring your dogs disguised in some human clothes, i promise not to tell anyone that they’re secretly not just funny looking kids.

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      2. Robin

        I know.. Arthur is really upset Carly and I are leaving him to go to camp. :(

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  81. annacat

    NOOOOOOOOO I mean YESSSSSSSS but also nooooo I go to school in LA but I’m abroad in Paris this semester :[

    By which I mean :] because Paris, but also :[ because I want so so so badly to be a part of A-Camp v1.0. Pinky swear there’ll be another?

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  82. Tia

    I’d love to go, but I’m a Midwesterner on a travel budget. I’ll be in California in early April to visit 3 grad schools, but the official visit dates all end about 2 weeks before A-Camp starts. I can’t afford to squat in Cali until then.

    The only way I can go to A-Camp is if I’m accepted to Stanford – its admitted students weekend ends just a few days before A-Camp, so I could just drive down from SF. Stanford’s decision just got more crucial…

    Addenda:
    Brilliant plan ladies. Whomever came up with this deserves a raise/promotion/benevolent glitter bomb.

    I also vote for an East Coast version of A-Camp.

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  83. katiebug

    It would cost me $800 just for plane tickets so that’s not going to happen. BUT I think there should be Canada camp at some point! Everyone can get married, it’s perfect.

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    1. Lis

      We’re considering road tripping it… do you live anywhere near Thunder Bay?

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      1. katiebug

        I’m in Newfoundland, so road tripping’s pretty much out, too. :( Although that would be a blast!

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      2. HogiePerogie

        Hey! I live in Thunder Bay! I’ll road-trip with you. Or fly with you. I might even live in the same house as you. Maybe you’re cooking me breakfast as we speak?

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  84. Alison

    Holding out for Europautocamp!!

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  85. marni

    Riese rejected my “A-Camp: Bring your A-Frame” slogan idea so I am repeating it here

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    1. Robin

      haha… I like it.

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  86. Lesley

    This better be super duper successful. $300 is only £191 which would be totally do-able. UNFORTUNATELY the airfare is the killer and totally unaffordable so here’s what I’m going to do Autostraddle. I’ll donate a bunch of money this year. At the end of June I’ll hand in my PhD thesis, I’ll graduate and then get a real job. Then next year I’ll fly over and join youse all. That’s what I’ll do. Unless I win the lottery or come into a lot of money. Then I’ll be there.

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  87. Evidux

    So I was gonna go to Dinah Shore this year, haha FUCK THAT!

    OH MY GAYS, I am so excited! I’ll be coming aaaaaaaall the way from the UK and it’s going to be so. fucking. worth. it.

    But please don’t have Harto as the secret guest. I will queen out so bad on her, it will be traumatizing for all parties.

    Also, there needs to be a five a side soccer tournament. And touch rugby. I’m happy to do coaching for touch rugby. I’m certified!

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    1. Robin

      YAY!! That’s so awesome! :) This is all very exciting! A rugby tournament (game? match?) sounds like a great idea!

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      1. Evidux

        Touch rugby or scrag should work for beginners and if there’s at least 14 ruggers who play regularly we could have a 7s exhibition match type thing! So so so excited!

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        1. Sarah Croce

          I am IN for a rugby match!

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    2. SJ

      Where will you be flying from, currently looking at flying from Manc or Birmingham International… I’m pretty sure my student loan wasn’t intended for a queer vacation to California, but i think i can deal with being homeless and starving for three months. Although i’m not sure i could cope with being unable to afford cigarettes and whiskey for three months.

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  88. Paige

    OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH

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  89. Kat

    well i could go to this or to russia and croatia for two weeks this summer…. agggg two once in a lifetime opportunities in the same year when i have no money ever. ima just go rob a 1%er or something. womp womp

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    1. rachip

      camp A > russia

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  90. Marijke

    Ever since I was young I wanted to go to a sleep-away camp….All my dreams are coming true!!

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  91. Chelsea

    I am so ridiculously excited for this that I am seriously contemplating registering and flying out all the way from Nebraska :)

    like really my heart fell out of my chest when I saw it on the home screen
    omg

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  92. Tryonosaurus

    I really want to go, but I’d feel like such a little kid around everyone. I’m only 17.

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    1. Tryonosaurus

      OTHER THOUGHT: Will there be snow?

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  93. Intern Grace

    Strip poker, y/n?

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    1. Evidux

      Deal me in.

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    2. katrina

      poker in the back, liquor in the front!

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      1. katrina

        sorry guys

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        1. Island Chick

          The door was wide open…

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  94. SC

    when you said there was something exciting happening in april, i did not imagine anything close to this amazing.

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    1. pips

      me neither but i’m so glad it is

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  95. Michelle

    Oh my god, it’s like gay girl scout camp.

    I’ve never wished I lived in California more than I do right now.

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  96. scissorrunner

    Sitting in a cafe (where no homos play) in this broken down citae, annotating my literature review draft, I’ve written in the column -

    1) oh my lordy AS CAMP!!
    2) writing/knowing how to write –> important
    3) i need to buy a plant

    I hope everyone who goes has the time of their lives! How amaze

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  97. ClittyMcLabia

    You make me want to sell my Coachella weekend 2 tickets for this once in a life time lesbian camp. Oh God. Decisions.

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    1. ClittyMcLabia

      You ladies should have one in the Summer. This coincides with Coachella and it hurts my feelings, a little bit.

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      1. Robin

        The thing about having camp in the summer is it is LOADS more expensive. So this was our way of making sure it was warm enough for us all to be outside and not be too much money! Sorry! I wish we could have it in the summer, (or in NY in April for that matter)!!!, but its cold or expensive either of those ways.

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        1. Dee

          I would so bundle up for an A-camp in NYC! :)

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          1. Tatiana

            I’m down for A-camp in NYC!!

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          2. Tasha

            How about A-camp in Connecticut? A short, cheap Metro-North ride away, and probably considerably cheaper to book. Just saying… :)

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  98. wepa

    [I will not be a downer. I will not whine. I will not be a whining downer.]

    A-Camp is a fantastic idea. I predict it will also be a fantastic reality and a wild success. Hope everyone has a great time (mellow and groovy vibes sent, especially to the socially awkward peoples—aka my variety of peoples).

    [Remarkable job, self. Being happy for others is nice. Four for me.]

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    1. tascha

      You are a more remarkable person than me.

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      1. wepa

        I just play a remarkable person on the Internet. Sometimes.

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    2. Becca

      This is probably the most jealous I’ll be all year.

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  99. marni

    REMEMBER GIMP?

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    1. bra

      Don’t even get me started, I know how to make the butterfly, the box and the Chinese staircase…

      Omg, I still can’t.

      I CAN’T PROCESS ALL THIS AWESOME!!!! IT’S LIKE I’M BACKED UP, CONSTIPATED, OMFG TOO MUCH AWESOME, AS, TOO MUCH.

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      1. marni

        omg you can do square? i could never do square. i was the crafts instructor one year and i had to get other female counsellors to teach their kids square for me. bra you have to show me.

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  100. shy moment

    I wish I wasn’t house bound with health problems… and that you guys were in europe! :(

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  101. Laurie

    My April is looking reeeeeeaal good right about now!

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  102. Dee

    Wow. Just wow! Way to come up with all of the ideas!!! Now I just need to come up with monies! This is probably the most awesome event evar!!!!! I don’t even feel like missing Dinah matters at all because this exists! Yay for nerds and social awkwardness ;)

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  103. Ava

    This sounds absolutely amazing. I hope it is a ROUSING success so there can be more and maybe if its on the East Coast next time I can go!

    Also please post lots and lots of pictures and stories and things after its over so those of us who can’t go can live vicariously through all of the lucky mofos who do go.

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    1. Ariel

      AVA YOU SHOULD JUST COME

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  104. Rebecca

    Damnit, it’s times like this I curse living in Australia.

    If I had a spare $1500 I’d so book a plane right now, but alas I am poor. :(

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    1. ClittyMcLabia

      Let me trade spots with you. Australia is full of beautiful women with a sexy accent. *Drools*

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  105. tex

    Is there any way for those of us that can’t go to “sponsor” or have some sort of scholarship for someone that can’t go for financial reasons?

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    1. HeatherJoy

      yes, this!

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    2. leslie

      dude this would be amazing. I am broke as hell.

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    3. pips

      omg yes you are wonderful

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    4. Tiger Gray

      omg so broke here

      you are awesome for this idea

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  106. Brittani

    So who’s bringing Catchphrase? Because that’s mandatory I think.

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    1. katehinch

      i volunteer.

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    2. pips

      i’ll bring taboo!

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    3. Tatiana

      I’ll bring Settlers of Catan!

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    4. Lola

      I got apples to apples and scrabble.

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  107. Emma

    If I hadn’t just spend all my travel monies on going to Las Vegas at the beginning of April- boo! This sounds amazing!

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  108. Diana

    Justin Bieber? Hahah JK.

    Sounds like a blast too bad I have class that thursday. – - I cud go friday- Sunday though!

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  109. Launa

    Hey ladies! This sounds fantastic. I’m going to try to make it work, but on the off chance I can’t get away from work to fly out Thursday, can people arrive late? Like on Friday? I assume we’d have to arrange our own transportation, but it might be my best shot at actually getting there.

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    1. Launa

      Also, if I get to go I’m totally digging the idea of a writer’s tutorial. Any chance at an acting or comedy workshop or something similar? That would be fantastic!

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  110. a;ex

    omg so many comments…

    YOU GUYS. If thousands of lesbians can converge for Dinah every year just to drink their faces off with other lesbians, LOTS OF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO AUTO-CAMP.

    I believe in you.

    I am also so so excited and overwhelmed with happiness — we had talked about doing this since the very beginning and now it’s finally happening. We’re finally doing this. WOOOOO!

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  111. Rachel B

    One of the best parts of this post has been seeing everyone completely lose their shit in the comments. Look what you’ve done, Riese.
    I love it.

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    1. carrie

      This.

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    2. Lemon

      Totally

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  112. Adrian

    I would totally overcome my shyness and the Rocky Mountains to be there if I wasn’t going to be in boot-camp in April!

    Totally different kind of camp…

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    1. em.

      Ooh-rah!

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      1. Tatiana

        Emily from Little Bear? This!

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  113. spindrift

    THIS IS MADE OF SO MUCH FUCKING GLITTERY AWESOMENESS AND A PARK.

    ALSO I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I WAS WOKEN WITH A CRAZED TEXT MESSAGE FROM A FRIEND ASKING IF SHE SHOULD FLY ACROSS THE ATLANTIC BEFORE HER SCHOOL TERM ENDED FOR THIS.

    you see what you make people do, autostraddle?! -mad wistful sigh

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    1. spindrift

      please let autostraddle be awesome and glittery and full of strangers i’d love to hang out with when i get out of school and have an income. i would bring said friend with me ALL THE WAY FROM SINGAPORE (or we can hitch a ride from the traveling Australian island) to wherever it was at and my life, it would be complete, you guys.

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      1. Capri

        Your friend is now flying across the Atlantic and continental USA, and would give anything to bring you all the way from Singapore but in lieu of that I promise to do ALL THE THINGS on your behalf? Also, pictures.

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        1. sparklypants

          Haha. Nice.

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  114. chantalope

    A-CAMP, you know, like…

    Autostraddle’s – Common Abodes, Meeting People event!

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  115. Blahblah

    EAST COAST Camp!!!!

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  116. Erin

    Can I mention how I used to camp here when I was in Girl Scouts? And we’ve come full circle now.

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  117. Stacey

    I’m in. Now I just have to figure out what excuse I’m gonna use on the uber religious scheduler at work to get it off.

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    1. Launa

      If you take one of the tutorials, use it as an excuse. For example, if you take the writing tutorial say it’s a writing retreat. Or you could just default to it being a networking event. Or hey! How about a “family reunion.” We’re all sisters, after all ;D

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  118. Hannah

    Oh man, if only I wasn’t halfway around the world! And it’s on my birthday! Anyone got a spare 2k lying around for flights?

    SO JEALOUS.

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  119. ItzaMe

    Not to sound like a boozer but what’s the alcohol policy for this event?
    Not Allowed?
    BYOB?
    Sold by AS?

    Only ask because definitely a Shystraddler here but this sounds exciting and I want to try something “beyond my comfort zone” and go. A bit of booze would be helpful in making this shystraddler less shy around the masses.

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    1. Dee

      Ditto!

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    2. Brittani

      You should probably make your own moonshine once you get there in some sort of expedited process.

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      1. Digger

        I can actually do this

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  120. silvercake

    so if anyone wants to donate frequent flyer miles to a straddler who’s about to become underemployed, let me know lol.

    i’ve been freaking out about this all day, so exciting!!

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  121. bornsecular

    OHHHHHHHHHh LORDY why is this during finals :(

    still AMAZING though

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    1. Becca

      I’m very tempted to just study beforehand and leave early for my test monday, but I doubt jetlag and a pharmacology final go well together.

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  122. Alice

    This looks phenomenal. I just reserved my spot!

    Also, my dear shy/hesitant straddlers I have been repeatedly compared to a lovable Labrador and was voted “Friendliest” in high school. I promise I will come talk to you if you’re standing by yourself. So, no excuses!

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    1. Brittani

      As will I. We will tag team that shit.

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    2. Nicole

      I once won a dog/owner look alike competition with my Labrador/golden retriever… yeap, some mums enter their kids in beauty pageants, mine entered me in a dog competition…

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  123. Candice

    If this wouldn’t cost me over $700 including flights, I would have already reserved my spot. Sounds amazing. Have fun, autostraddlers!

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  124. Abby

    SO MANY FEEEEEEEEELINGS. Actually pretty much just the one feeling of pure giddiness that this is happening and I AM GOING. I don’t care that it’s on the other side of the country, or that it’s mildly reckless w/r/t my bank account, because if not now, when?

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  125. Audanè

    I’m usually a bit of a lurker on this site but OMG I wanna go! Anyone from the Phoenix area thinking of going as well?

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    1. Mariah

      I’m down in Tucson and am about 90% sure I’m going.

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  126. Kelsey

    I would defiantly go to this even if I’m one of those shystraddlers. It’s even my 18th birthday April 22nd. But… my unicorn – whose named Rainbow- every year on that weekend after my birthday is re-glittered and I like to take her everywhere with me so unfortunately I can’t take a plane because they don’t allow her to sit with me in coach and I can’t drive. :( Oh well, maybe some other time.

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    1. Lola

      Have your unicorn travel by map ala the muppets and meet you there?

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  127. an0malie

    Registered and airline ticket bought!! I am so very, very excited!

    Question: How do I change my registration to say I need LAX shuttle? I was thinking of seeing if I could find a carpool from Reno, but the airfare was $145, so I thought ‘screw it, that’s cheap’ and just bought the airline ticket. Now I need shuttley-ness. Is there some way to update registration stuff?

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  128. Rhea

    I’m so excited! I’ve been waiting for a chance like this to come along! I am SO there!

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  129. Lindsay

    I HATE THAT THIS IS MY GRADUATION WEEKEND.

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  130. Brae

    I want to go to this SOOOO much, and I have feelings about how I can’t go. I was telling my partner about my feelings, and she had feelings too. However her feelings were:

    “we don’t have enough money to go, but maybe we can donate a little bit of money to a fund where other people also donate and then someone can go who otherwise couldn’t go.”

    Is this a thing? Like a camp scholarship thing? Could this be a thing???? I will donate to this if it is a thing, of course I don’t have lots of money so I won’t be able to give a lot. BUT BUT BUT don’t worry I would still give my little yearly AS donation that I plan on giving again even if I donate to the scholarship thing, that isn’t yet a thing, ok I’m gonna stop now.

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    1. Launa

      I’m all for some kind of scholarship or fund! Maybe AS could set up an account or even a kickstarer/indiegogo campaign? I don’t know what the requirements for applying for money would be, though.

      Maybe individual autostraddlers could start their own campaigns, making a case about why they need to be there and people could pick their own campaigns to donate to? I don’t know all the safety precautions that would need to be in place, though, to ensure there are no scams.

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    2. Emma

      I love this idea, and I would totally donate/sponsor someone.

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      1. Launa

        Anyone can feel free to sponsor me any time. I’d write up proposals and everything. Just saying. LOL!

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  131. ItzaMe

    I’m not sure what just happened but that might have been the quickest I’ve signed up for anything.
    My want to have fun self said: “just take my money now!” while my introverted, shy self said: “are you effin crazy?! what are you doing!” They are still dueling but somehow AS now has my monies, well done AS, well done.

    High Ropes and Climbing & Zipline anyone? Also, are those scheduled activities or is the fee just to get access to the courses? Can we do both?

    I’m so excited and scared at the same time! For now I am flying solo, go easy on me please Straddlers ;)

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  132. Kelly

    I am fully prepared to fly across the country for this!!!

    …taxreturntaxreturntaxreturntaxreturn.

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    1. katehinch

      ME TOO!!

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  133. wasteunit

    Does anyone know of a bulk discount for dental dams?

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    1. mon

      ask a dentist

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      1. Dina

        WELL PLAYED

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    2. pips

      is there gonna be a smush cabin or what?

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  134. Sam

    Dude.

    Why am I sixteen and stuck in high school so I can’t go to awesome gay camp?!!

    You put the option out there and I can’t take it :(

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    1. Robin

      The next two years will go very fast… If Camp is as successful as we believe it will be, we should be continuing the tradition!! :)

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  135. meggo

    reiiiiiissssssssssee reise im excited nervous for two reasons: that im in college and don’t have the money (i could make it happen), that im a weirdo/hipster not good @ making Friends. Plz convince me. I love autostraddle. i am 100% about it 100% of the time.

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    1. Brittani

      I don’t know what site you’ve been reading that you think being a weirdo or hipster makes you anything but the most excellent of candidates for Camp. I’M A WEIRDO AND I’LL BE AT CAMP. Weirdos and/or hipsters please place your support here.

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      1. Crystal

        weirdo +1

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      2. Alice

        I’m pretty sure you called me a weirdo just a few days ago. So +1.

        In fact, I will be bitterly disappointed if this whole camp isn’t brimming with weirdos.

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  136. Celia

    Okay I’m 17 but will be 18 by April… And my mom is freaking out, what can I say to her to convince her to say yes?!?!?!?!?!
    ANY AND ALL HELP MUCH APPRECIATED

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    1. Celia

      jk.
      GUESS WHO’S GOING TO GAY CAMP?!?!!?

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      1. Robin

        Yay!! Tell your mom we will take good care of you. We are, most of us, high functioning professional adults.

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  137. katehinch

    I NEVER EVER EVER do things alone. Like I break into a cold sweat at starbucks sometimes and I am going to fly out. Tthis is actually like a dream come true. Totally out of my budget but I am using my emergency funds because this feels like something I cannot pass up.

    Anyone else from Philly going in a group/solo

    Also, Riese… BEST FUCKING IDEA EVER.

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    1. Robin

      You are going to have a blast!

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    2. Wynne

      I’m from just outside Philly, going solo… that is if I can manage to get out of going to the biggest work function/event of the year. I need a really good excuse…

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  138. Ash

    OH MY HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD AUTOSTRADDLE CAMP.
    HOLY GOD.

    Please, please let this become a thing. Because whereas I will be in the throes of finals that weekend, and am currently too broke to fly to CA from TN, if I find a few more air miles under a sofa and if it happens over a summer or a break I would be so incredibly totally down for this.

    Y’ALLFAGS MAKE THIS WEEKEND SO GOOD THEY’LL NEVER STOP THEM MKAY? please?

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  139. kdizzle

    OMG. Ahhhhhhh! This sounds so lez-tacularly phenomenal and I really really really want to go. REALLY.

    Reason #874 that grad school has eaten my life and prevented me from having any fun. Please keep doing this so I can come one day when I have a real life!

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  140. jb

    DO THIS IN THE EAST PLEASE!!!

    NYC/BOSTON/DC

    I want it so hard.

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    1. Danika

      Agreed, I would so drive down from Canada for something like this closer to me! :)

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  141. tick

    I have always wanted to go to an introvert-friendly feminist summer camp type thing! This is really cool!

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  142. Eli

    Was I supposed to get a confirmation email or anything?

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  143. Trixie

    I wish I could go, but I’ll already be on vacation that week. Bummer :( Please organize another camp up her in the northwest..perhaps near Portland somewhere like Breitenbush Hot Springs ;) ;)

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  144. sunhaina

    For some reason I read the date as “August 26-29″ and I got super excited about be able to go, because I’ll be back in the states by then.
    Alas, then I read it again and saw it was April, when I will still be here in China, slaving away at my job where they tell me I need to use my vacation days and then won’t actually approve my vacation requests. Damn.
    So, I hope it’s wickedly successful, and you decide to have an East Coast A-Camp next. Maine is lovely in the fall…

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  145. Ash

    WHY DON’T I HAVE MONEY TO THROW AT YOU?

    That and time…..

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  146. MC NOLA

    AH! This is my birthday weekend, and I may have to treat myself to a big birthday present!

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  147. Melanie

    Wow I was in shock when I read this. I sat at my desk and looked off into space and then began to trot out the old excuses…”Too expensive…(payment plan)…Location/will the car be ok to make it?…(it’s 90 mins from LA, I live near a trainstop that could ferry me to LAX & the shuttle if I don’t feel tops about the car)…What if it’s like the Dinah, which I never had the balls to attend even with friends…(it ain’t)…Shit, I’ve got nothing.”

    So I put down the deposit. I’m going. This is on my doorstep, so I put my money where my mouth is. Now to buy a new flask.

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    1. marni

      ATTAGIRL

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  148. Stefanie

    If I didn’t have $2000 of debt and a shitty minimum-wage job, I would be there in a heartbeat… Next time, maybe. ):

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  149. MC NOLA

    What about a blob? Is there a blob? I’m really good at the blob!

    -Former camp counselor

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    1. Vanessa

      Haha the blob always terrified me. I designated myself the Dry Counselor and insisted my co-staff get in the water with the kids whenever we did any water activities. I promise I am way more fun than this makes me sound.

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  150. C.

    Mind blown. If I can guess the special guest, can I go for free? I guess Deanne Smith or Krista/Effing Dykes. Could the camp get any more awesomer?!

    P.S. I no can go :(

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  151. novastar

    There’s no way Autostraddle can lose the Best Community award now, right?

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  152. Ami

    so i am really the type of irresponsibly spontaneous person who tends to book flights on whims and do things like this…..
    but i just spent all my funds on a crazy trip/am skipping a week and a half of school next month for sxsw
    HEY ITS SXSW THATS AWESOME IM EXCITED

    but i dont know how often i can afford to flee canada :(

    then again google just told me its only a 25 hour drive!!!!!!!!!
    so i have 2 months to obtain a drivers liscense and vehicle
    DO-ABLE.

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  153. Tiger Gray

    WOO ASS CAMP

    pray me and the OSO get jobs this week because if we do we are IN

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  154. qn

    Just a few follow up questions:
    Is there an extra fee to sit on Haviland’s lap when I take my voice lesson?
    Is the rope course have a bondage theme?

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  155. Vanessa

    Soooooooooo I am checking with my boss tomorrow that I can do this, but I just put down my deposit under the assumption that she will be cool with it. Please send me good karma, I am freaking out I NEED TO BE ABLE TO GO TO THIS OMG.

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    1. Vanessa

      YOU GUYS

      MY BOSS OKAY-ED MY VACATION DAYS

      MY MOM GAVE ME SOME FLIGHT MILES

      AUTOSTRADDLE IS LETTING ME PAY IN INSTALLMENTS

      I BOOKED MY FLIGHT, I’M GOING, IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

      EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO DIE OF EXCITEMENT. I WILL TRY TO REVIVE MYSELF BY APRIL SO I CAN ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE THIS THING THAT I AM SO. FUCKING. EXCITED. ABOUT.

      (my boss was really sweet and excited for me when i explained what camp is, and my mom can’t even talk to me about the fact that i’m queer because she’s still not really okay with it but she still donated miles anyway because she could see how important this is to me, and my girlfriend is being so supportive of me going even though she won’t be able to, and the whole world is just so lovely and happy right now, i feel like i have “pregnant glow” or whatever but i’m not pregnant i’m just going to queer camp. does that make sense? i feel like it will make sense to all of you. IS IT APRIL 26TH YET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)

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  156. Ferin

    So, um… my education is robbing me of every penny, and I’m not in the most convenient of geographic locations to make it to this.

    So, can I suggest that those of us who can’t make it due to geography meet up/have our own mini-camp-out-pretend-we’re-at-the-real-camp-autostraddle-get-together?

    VANCOUVER, ANYONE?

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  157. Kayla

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK this sounds absolutely amazing.
    Why do I live in New Zealand? :(
    Can someone get me out of school for a week and fly me to America, please? :L

    *sobs in corner*

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    1. Kayla

      Plus I’m only 16, I’ll be nearly 17 in April so there’s no way I’d be able to go :(

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  158. ayllie

    OH MY GOD WHY DO I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND

    OH GOD

    OH GOD ALL MY CREYS

    SOB

    shit

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    1. Kayla

      I KNOW RIGHT?! D:
      This is so depressing.

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    2. Lucy

      Also NZ. Also depressing.

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    3. Nicole

      Meeee toooo. I let myself dream and checked flights thinking maaaaybe… nek minnit, “$1650″, ahhh maybe not. I’m trying to console myself by remembering that I will probably have a whole bunch of essays to mark at the end of April so can’t spare the time anyway… it’s not really working.

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      1. Hannah

        bring on A-Camp 2: South Pacific? The worst part is, I’ll actually be going through LA for the first time ever in june, don’t think I can afford those flights twice…

        also nek minnit ahaha classic.

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        1. tygermilk

          I feel like there should definitely be an antipodean version of this. I’m super jealous.

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          1. Creatrix Tiara

            I’d be up for making Camp A Down Under (camp V?) happen!!

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    4. Hazel

      :/ I know what you mean. I went and checked flights, but there’s no way it’s happening. The flights are too expensive and I can’t save that much money on only two month’s notice.

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  159. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

    I can’t come (Australia not yet travelling island-boat) but if I was, I would most definitely want people to bring along their instruments and have a mad jam sesh, which could include belted sing alongs of Tegan and Sara (obvs) and a ‘write an amusing song for the camp/to sum up the camp experience for 2012′ competition.

    The song and people/everyone singing it could feature on whatever video you guys *hopefully* make of this whole experience.

    And those of us that dabble (or in my case, study) within the realms of the drumming / ‘making funny sounds by hitting things’ arts could potentially bring along some shakers and cowbells and tambourines and other such things to give to people who don’t feel so musically talented. :)

    Or perhaps those guys could do some wicked dance moves / make up actions to things! (hah).

    YEAH!

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  160. Ariel

    OH MAN I PICKED THE BEST TIME TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. Mapquest says this is only 57 minutes from Anaheim!!

    Can we arrive late? I don’t want to miss anything but unfortunately I can only take two days off from work so I’d have to come Thursday evening…

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  161. CJ

    Aww, I feel so far away from Taiwan. This camp sounds like a dream come true. :(

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  162. Jasmine

    OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!!

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  163. DragonChiq

    I’m really excited about this! I’m a little nervous but the excitement and benefits far outweigh the irrational fears and short term fiscal obstacles! I think this is exactly what I need to come out of my shell more! I’m getting really positive vibes, it’s going to be epic! :}

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  164. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

    MORE WORKSHOP IDEAS:

    In the interests of doing workshops that are Relevant To Our Interests, and the fact that said Interests of queer ladies often include Some Form Of Activism, Being Subversive and Being Creative, I think it would be excellent for you guys to run workshops on or get someone in to run workshops on

    Street Art – including super easy stuff like working with stencils (you could have You Do You stencils or Autostraddle logo stencils or adorable kitten stencils to cut out, etc) and wheat-pasting, and – if you get someone with mad skills in- freehand aerosol stuff too (although nobody should expect to get very good at the latter over just one weekend, hah… but it’s fun to try these things! And girls aren’t often encouraged to do them either ;) )

    Zine Making- you guys could have a workshop on this, including things like
    -working out a theme (or choosing to not have one)
    -what to put in them and how to source this (eg. magazine cutouts, approaching others for writing / art, etc etc)
    -how to distribute said zines (including scanning and uploading to THIS awesome site, which I’m posting but you guys probably got me onto in the first place but I forgot: http://www.qzap.org/ )

    And so on!

    :)

    YAY ART!

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  165. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

    Also- this may potentially not work as well with lots of people/may perhaps be a bit high school esque or better suited to a longer camp than just the weekend (so, this is to seriously hoping that these future camps happen!), BUT over in Australia, some camps I’ve been to have included opportunities for people to write ‘warm fuzzies’ to each other over the course of the camp. These are basically tiny little messages of appreciation for people, which were slipped into A4 envelopes with people’s names on them that were put up around the place. Reading these after a camp was a really great way to feel super awesome about oneself- and it could also be one more way for people to give numbers to people too, if they really wished ;) . Hah.

    I can’t quite picture if that will work / how that will work in this case, but ultimately, something that allows people to tell each other how awesome they are (and for some introverts/the awkward/the writers amoungst us, writing can be ideal for this) can be kinda awesome. Just saying.
    :)

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    1. Tatiana

      Warm fuzzies sound bomb!

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      1. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

        They are! And it could be something as simple as ‘, you won ALL the points ever in that game of touch today and thus saved us from an imminent and devastating loss. You rock my fucking socks. Signed ‘

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        1. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

          Also, ‘game of touch’ refers to an actual game of touch football and not some other ‘game of touch’… heh. However, these kinds of notes could, you know, possibly end up applying to that stuff too, tbh*. (It does make me wonder what double meaning ‘fucking socks’ might actually be getting at, though).

          *I don’t know. I don’t want to suggest that this camp will be an orgy as per Everything I’ve Understood Ever About Dinah Shore, so much as it will be bunch of girls (and some boys!) having fun making smores and bonding on ambient night walks through forest and yes, probably developing crushes on everyone ever for things to do with the fact that they’re awesome at ukelele or have the most amusingly adorable breakfast food routine. And I think I like that.

          Still I also anticipate that crushing on every awesome person- which obviously means everyone- might lead to some feelings needing to be expressed.

          There may be both? :)

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  166. Sarah

    Wow. I am really excited for this. I signed up right away. So glad that I will be back in California anyway at that time.

    So a few things: I absolutely second the street art idea from a few posts ago. I love street art but have failed to make any yet. I think this could be really, really fun! Also, anyone else coming from the Midwest? I live in Chicago now and would love to meet some people from my area (as well as all of the other awesome people)

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    1. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

      Yes, street art WOULD be awesome! (I really wish I could go to this camp so I could potentially be involved in this, if it becomes a real thing!)

      And as well as putting together stencils for people to cut out themselves, they could also offer creative people here the opportunity to bring along or submit some hilarious / clever / awesome stencil designs too, eg. something that has a little dig at Ilene Fucking Chaiken >:D

      That would make me happy.

      But seriously, people with photoshop (or similar) skills could get this shit happening. I personally have plans to make a ‘MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH’ stencil, which will be my personal vendetta against a moronic breed of joke that is unfunny in 99.99% of the situations within which it is used, ie. by people who aren’t aware of their own historical and ongoing privilege and the way that it undermines the ‘ironic’ and therefore only potentially funny part of it all (imo). So yes :) .

      So much potential for graffiti-d awesomeness!

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    2. ItzaMe

      Have a friend that just moved to Chicago that I am trying to convince to come to this. Maybe if she does you two can be traveling buddies for this awesome event?

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    3. Rachel

      Let’s meet up! I’m officially going!

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      1. Sarah

        Hey. I didn’t see your response. Are you in the facebook group for Chicago straddles?

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    4. jenfriday

      hi! i’m on the wait list, so if i DO get in (fingers crossed), i’ll be attending from Milwaukee. I’m in Chicago all the time. Midwesterners unite!

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    5. Melanie

      I’m glad people from different parts of the country are coming, I was wondering whether the demographics of the event were mostly going to be from CA or the West Coast because of the cost to fly

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    6. Elise

      Hey, I’m from Chicago as well and going to camp :)

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  167. Sam

    This coincides surprisingly well with my tax return and I’ll be home from Europe by April. Hmm. Anyone want to carpool from Kentucky? I figure gas divided by 4 people would be able the same as plane ticket but with the added bonus of having a sweet cross country road trip on either side of camp weekend. Eh? Eh?

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    1. chrissie riot

      Willing to make a stop in KS? Cuz I’d be down.

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  168. kakapo

    My sister’s getting married that weekend and my travel budget is somewhere in the “oh, well, it’s not that cold. I can totally skip a cab and walk home at 4 am” range, but this sounds intensely full of awesome.

    To all the shystraddlers on the fence about it, just go. Really. Take a risk, spread your wings, etc, etc. It’s highly likely you’ll have a fucking awesome time.

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  169. scissorrunner

    Wow so many comments.. Autostraddle should win best community/group at the Bloggies for this post alone. That’s how much win it is.

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  170. Dayna

    I sooooo want to do this! If only it were in June/July :)

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  171. Kat Yeary

    Um, this is the totally the fulfillment of ALL of my fantasies-from-the-dawn-of-my-puberty. But um also we can be friends.

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    1. Laneia

      really appreciating the honesty in this comment.

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      1. Kat Yeary

        My professional calling is Focused Pursuit of the Truth, so thank you

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  172. pips

    you guys, on a scale of 1 to “getting into my top choice for grad school with a full scholarship” the idea of this still puts me at about a 9.5. I AM SO EXCITED FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THIS. now i have to go to work.

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  173. Cassandra

    I am the SADDEST. SADDEST. PANDA.

    Damn you non-infinite bank account. Damn youuuuuuuuuuuu

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  174. katehinch

    You know when I booked my flight this morning I got this crazy feeling of like relief. When you guys needed donations I wrote a comment about how AS is my only sense of community right now because I am going to a school with no LGBT group, working 50 hours a week and too exhausted most nights to go out to dyke parties and try and make friends over loud music. (Plus noone ever mets anyone at lesbian bars). This is like exactly the type of thing that makes Autostraddle so unique. The fact that we can all go to a random campsite in the mountains without fear because we all feel safe on this website. Not to get all sappy two and a half months beforehand but this is exactly what I want to be fiscally irresponsible on.

    Thank you Riese and Laneia and everyone else for making us feel safe in this world that tells us we shouldn’t be. And for the payment plan and all of the other nice shit you do.

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    1. Robin

      This is a really great comment. I/We are so excited you are coming to Camp. Sounds like you could use a big lesbian vacation! :)

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    2. Laneia

      :) thank YOU.

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      1. katehinch

        I’m really mostly going to so I can stop debating my friends about how to pronounce your name :)

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        1. Laneia

          valid

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  175. Swindler

    OMG BEST THING EVER I WANT TO GO SO BAD! but it is two weeks before I graduate with a BFA, soooo, my poor little over worked college body can’t retreat until may. Next time I will be free as a bird.

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  176. Lena Who

    What about Trans Women?

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  177. wavvves

    Damn you physics lab/preparing for finals, why do you have to keep me from this! This camp basically sounds like the most awesome thing ever!

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    1. Kelly

      ARE YOU A PHYSICS MAJOR?

      (Sorry. I never meet physics majors anywhere)

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      1. wavvves

        Nope, Bio major, just taking my physics requirements right now, haha. Now I feel bad for getting your hopes up that I might be a physics major! Haha, I’m friends with quite a few though, so maybe that counts??

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  178. Celeste

    How old do you have to be?

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  179. Lis

    AHHHHH I’M REGISTERED!!!!

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  180. Cait

    I paid my deposit and thought I’d think about whether to go. But seriously how can I not go? Besides the fact that I love you all already from the great content followed by the witty, thoughtful, ridiculous comments, you have addressed my primary concerns of showing up solo, being socially awkward, etc. So count me in.

    I noticed the no wifi but just need to ask is there cell reception?

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  181. Kelsey

    I love autostraddle but I have never actually commented on anything. Would I be that “strange girl that doesn’t belong” if I came to camp?

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    1. marni

      Of course not! A-Camp is where all the strange girls belong. Come!

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  182. Tatiana

    I just paid & registered!!

    Any East Coaster’s planning on going? I’ll be flying out of NYC into LAX probs – message me!

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  183. Leslie

    Autostraddle, this is a great idea and I do love you BUT I also feel sad that given the age demographics of your readership, this is being scheduled right around school and finals time!

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  184. silvercake

    i’ve looked at this page approximately 50 times in the last 24 hours

    cannot believe this is happening!

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    1. katehinch

      Me too. I keep expecting new things to happen. I guess we will have to wait for the FB page :)

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  185. Lauren

    I live all the way over in Louisiana so unfortunately with the cost of the camp + the flight I can’t swing it this time. But you better BELIEVE if you guys do this again next year I’ll be there!! CAMP 2013

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  186. Andrea

    First off, registration, check. Second, how has nobody mentioned the walking stick man on the bottom left corner of the map… apparently you can walk to a magical place with a beach and canoes!! Being Canadian I was practically born in a canoe, so I expect daily expeditions to this far off place.

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    1. Leslie

      “A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe” –Pierre Berton.

      Just saying.

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    2. Lis

      My travelling companions and I are also making the journey from the great white northland. We LOVE canoeing. This has to happen. Also, we are mildly considering renting a car to drive. It’s 3500km…

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      1. Andrea

        “My travelling companions”??? Are you part of a circus?! I was also mildly considering driving… for me its only 2800 km but I’m sure the stops in Salt Lake City and Las Vegas could be put to good use.

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        1. Lis

          haha well my best friend and my fiancee

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  187. Emily

    I’d like to put in a vote for the next one being in the midwest!

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  188. DragonChiq

    I’ll be purchasing a RT flight to LAX from BOS in the next few days, is anyone else from this area? Maybe we can try to get on the same flight/ connecting flight! So stoked about this trip you guys!!!!! <3

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    1. Morgan

      me!

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      1. DragonChiq

        I just got my flight tickets through Jet Blue! The flight is 8:30am EST – Noon PST. :} After A-Camp I’m visit my cousin who’s attending UCLA and lives 20 minutes from LAX! This is exciting!!!

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  189. Emma

    I have not been able to stop thinking about camp since it was announced. All the excuses are going through my head but my heart is saying GO
    I have money set aside to buy a new laptop but now I am seriously considering using it for this. I can always wait another few months for the laptop…
    You only live once, right?

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  190. Lis

    I CAN’T WAIT!!

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  191. JMo

    This is the best idea EVA!!!

    If anyone over 35 is going, I’ll go. Otherwise, hmmmmm……

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  192. kung snafu

    FUCK YEAH. Not enough $ though. This is why I need a Helena Peabody in my life. Or a Nolan Ross.

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  193. Haviland

    I am so excitant to meet all of you!!!

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    1. Launa

      Are you going to lead the camp in morning yoga MobileOm style? :D

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  194. tomato

    apologies guys for being off topic
    but RIESE CAN WE GET GLEE 313 RECAP
    :’D

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    1. JMo

      Boo.

      No Camp for you! ;-P

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  195. Thlayli

    Well, it sounds like a neat event. On the one hand, it’d be fun to go, as I’ve never met any LGBTQ people in real life, and I’ve no idea where I’d ever meet any. But on the other hand, I’m not a lesbian, and I tend to be far too socially awkward and uncomfortable with groups of people I don’t know. I don’t really have anything else to add, I guess.

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    1. JMo

      Unless you literally live alone in a cave, are 100% self-sufficient and have never come into contact with ANY other humans, you have most certainly met some LGBTQ people. You just don’t know it.

      We’re EVERYWHERE.

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    2. Thlayli

      I guess that’s possible, but I don’t really know anyone outside of work and my family. I don’t like going to bars and clubs and partying and drinking, so that’s also a factor, probably. Plus, since I’ve never dated anyone, I don’t think anyone would want to date me anyway (that’s what I was told on afterellen, at least). And I’m kinda boring anyway. So, I guess I should say that I have never really known any GLBTQ people (sorry, I also know some people don’t like that acronym)

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      1. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

        That person on afterellen who said that to you was a moron.

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        1. HarryTheHandsomeExecutive

          As my sister pointed out to me, ‘less previous relationships = LESS BAGGAGE FROM THESE’

          and trust me, there is hardly a lady-loving lady in the entire world who isn’t interested in less baggage.

          Also, I think it’s safe to say that the fucking amazing people here at Autostraddle are extremely keen to accommodate everybody and foster the same welcoming and safe space at the camp that exists online here. And I’m 2498127397% sure that includes being welcoming to people such as yourself who are currently in a position of feeling isolated from other queers / nervous about meeting more queers- a headspace that I know many of us and I’m sure many of them have previously been personally familiar with, and which we would love to help you with! :)

          And I know that I’m in Australia and am broke and so can’t actually come to do this BUT I *know* that this is true.

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          1. Thlayli

            Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to imply anything bad. I couldn’t really go either. I don’t know anyone here, I think I am too old (since I’m 25, 26 in March), and I wouldn’t be able to get out of work, since they schedule vacations in January, and mine is already scheduled. Plus, it would be an expensive plane ride to California, and I’ve never been there.

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            1. Emma

              25-26 too old? WHAT CRAZYTALK IS THIS
              considering that most of the people who run the site are older than that, I don’t think that’s too old.

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              1. Thlayli

                Gah, I’m sorry; I didn’t mean that in a mean manner. I didn’t mean to imply anything bad. I was just going off of what I read, and I wad wrong, and I’m sorry for that.

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  196. Shannon

    And just when you thought the executive lesbian realness factor couldn’t be topped, suddenly Harto is in the mix. HEAVENS.

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    1. Shannon

      AND ANNIKA TOO. GOODNESS GRACIOUS I’VE GOT THE VAPORS.

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      1. Dina

        I love me some Harto but tbh I’m much more excited by the prospect of meeting Annika <3

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        1. annika

          <3

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  197. Supatra

    OMG this looks awesome! I will totally consider going! <3 Let me express my love for thee once again Autostraddle!

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  198. Kait

    Riese: I need a “sponsorship/scholarship”! Applications/ideas/conclusions yet?

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  199. Micki McNie

    This is awsome! I want to go to Cali, and then I’ll be waiting for a Colorado version.

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  200. catcircus

    Me: I signed up for gay camp!
    Friend: What is that? Other than awesome.

    This is like getting a kitten for your birthday and you didn’t even know that cats exist.

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  201. Robin

    Hey, did you guys see we added Hannah Hart? Aren’t you so excited? :)

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    1. Kayla

      SHUT UP. Shut up you guys I can’t even, I really can’t even.

      This would be a great time for a lesbian uprising. So many great women in one place!

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      1. Robin

        I didn’t say anything.

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    2. pips

      *hyperventilating*

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    3. Laurie

      Holy stir sticks! I’m really not sure how this keeps getting better but it does! Now it’s only 70 days away… but who’s counting?

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    4. Ash

      I may have hyperventilated.

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  202. Emily

    OMG. The camp should be in Canada. Just sayin’.

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  203. Megan

    I CALLED IT
    Someone remind me I have finals the week after this. REMIND ME.

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    1. Rachel

      I do too! I have never been so happy to have end of the week finals!

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  204. Nicole

    HARTO IS GOING TO BE THERE?!? That’s it, does anyone want to purchase my soul in order for me to have enough funds to go? Minimum asking price NZ$2,000. I’ll throw in a smile for free.

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  205. Ami

    Riese! (or anyone)
    approx how many spots are left/when do you expect them to fill up??

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  206. bookbound

    There should be a talent show, y’all!

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  207. oleander

    You guys are amazing.

    Next time London and/or Johannesburg please. :)

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  208. taylor

    Sounds awesome!! i wish i could go, but i can’t miss school…
    you should do one on the east coast, like, in vermont or something.
    Then it wouldn’t be a once in a lifetime opportunity after all

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  209. KTMercedes

    Oh man. At first I was like, nah, this would be crazy/I am a grad student with very little spare change. Then I was like fuck it, I can save, early birthday present to me! But, then I checked my calendar. My biggest presentation of the year is right after camp. =/

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    1. Caitlin N Murphy

      What discipline? I was going to suggest they throw a poster session/symposium into the activities. Who wouldn’t love a journal club for the science nerds? I think A-Camp will definitely look impressive on my CV. And you would have a captivated audience for your practice talk.

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      1. KTMercedes

        haha, that is a pretty fantastic idea actually. I am a chemical biologist! I would love some sort of science nerd gathering. I love nerds, geeks, queers, everyone.

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        1. ItzaMe

          Hijack one of the lodges and give your presentation. You get to practice for your presentation AND go to camp. Win Win. And it’ll be a gathering of nerds and geeks, even more win.
          Just promise to save me a couple nerds and geeks please, I love me some geeks.

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        2. Tatiana

          I would so be down to watch your presentation!

          I skim PubMed for shits & giggles when I’m bored…you think I’m the right demographic for your paper? :p

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          1. KTMercedes

            daymn gurl. PubMed for funsies. That’s some hard core nerddom. a.k.a you’re perfect.

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        3. Rachel

          Yay nerds! I would love to meet you all and have extreme nerdgasms.

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      2. kal

        Add me to the ranks of science nerds! Can we all be science nerdy together? I am always so sad because no one in my lab or majoring in science at my university is gay.

        Also, someone mentioned Settlers of Catan, let’s get some expansions all up in this piece

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  210. Luccia

    I have to keep checking this page to make sure I’m not just hallucinating the whole thing! And now Hannah Hart is going to be there how is this real.

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  211. Anna

    This is where I run around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to scramble some money I live near LAX I’m essited!!!

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  212. Lups

    WHY!?!?!?!?!?! I WANNA GO SO BADLY!!! hate living in mexico… would someone like to sponsor my flight?

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  213. Morgan

    I just got my financial aid refund and this is totally feasible!!!!
    I LOVE CAMP HOLY SHIT

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  214. Sadie

    PLEASE do this on the East Coast soon!! And you should do it in the great state of New York because I’m from New York and there are loads of queer ladies all over the state.

    Oh, and maybe not right before my final exams.

    You guys are gonna have a great time. I’m so jealous.

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    1. Jadene

      Oh yes please do it in New York next :) or just on the East Coast, and you guys should definitely take mass amounts of pictures to share with everyone who couldn’t go this time around

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  215. Lisa Anna

    I want to go so so badly, but I never even comment here despite reading all the articles every day because I’m just so awkward/shy. What if I’m terrible at camp??

    I don’t even know!!!!!

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    1. katiebug

      On the other hand, what if you’re awesome at camp? Maybe it’s your superpower!

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      1. Lisa Anna

        I hope you are right because I’ve decided to go!!

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        1. Tatiana

          Woohoo!! See you there Lisa Anna!

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  216. pips

    are we gonna get those handy lists of things to pack like sunscreen and a light jacket for when it gets chilly at night? i like those :)

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    1. ItzaMe

      a light jacket? I thought we were all just going to cuddle?

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    2. Laneia

      you bet your sweet ass there’s gonna be a packing list

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      1. Vanessa

        i didn’t think it was possible to be more excited

        but now i am even more excited

        !!!!!!!!

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  217. Depeche

    Am I the only one that wants to talk about how cute Brittani is?

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    1. Brittani

      Probably you and like my mom.

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    2. Kate

      Definitely not. ;)

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    3. katehinch

      Nope not at all. Also she has promised us above that if we stand alone she will excitedly come up to us so nobody stand near me ok??

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  218. Morgan

    my hair’s gonna be long enough to braid, so psyched.

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  219. Becca

    I JUST RESERVED MY SPOT! yesss! My 18th birthday was last week, so my parents really couldn’t say no! :)

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  220. Sondra

    I want to go so bad but I JUST MOVED TO LA and am living on savings so I might not even be in Cali in 3 months if I don’t get hired soon. CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR ME! Ugh, I want to go SO BADLY!

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    1. Sondra

      What was I thinking: of course I’m going to reserve a spot and just hope for the very best. I’ll be kicking myself forever if I miss this!

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  221. Paige

    OMG! This is amazing!

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  222. Dessy

    If I had the money for a plane ticket and wasn’t in school, I’d go to this and have the time of my life. It’s a great idea, and I hope you get enough people so that you can do it every year! I’ll make it eventually!

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  223. Jenn Neese

    If you can help me go at all, I would so appreciate it! Pretty please? You can donate any amount via Crowdtilt. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
    http://ctilt.it/dnwj

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  224. kitten sandwich

    sjkfjsldj thsi sounds like the coolest. thing. ever. EVER!! but school, though. i have school. :(

    BUT HANNAH HART!! ! *dies*

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  225. Ashley

    Just registered! Sooo anxious and excited! I WILL break my shyness at this camp! I will, I will, I will! & this is a great road trip opportunity/birthday present/going-away present for my gf who is going into the Air Force a week after this camp…not sure whether to have a happy or sad face :\

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  226. giwtrah

    Oh lawdz, my creys! Curse being 17 and Australian D: If I were 18, you bet your sweet asses I’d be flying out there. </3

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  227. soccer mom

    A few months ago I realized that my purpose in life is to start a feminist/queer summer camp for kiddies. This will be the perfect training ground. Actually, mine should just be a spin-off. I am going to go ahead and offer to run A-Camp-a-Little in ~10 years when there will be a critical mass of babies that need tending.

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    1. Morgan

      I actually work at a camp like this and it’s incredibly mindblowing/fulfilling.
      Tears in your eyes watching kids calling each other out on privilege, etc.

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  228. Chrissy

    I’m spending some of the money my dead, homophobic great-aunt left me for graduate school to come to camp. I can think of no better use. You only live once and you can get loans for graduate school but not for gay camp! I’m so excited I could burst into flames! As my traveling companion said, we’ll get there if we have to fuel a hot air balloon with enthusiasm alone.

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    1. Ami

      thats a fucking awesome use of that money. i approve.

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  229. Nina

    Is A-Camp where one goes to discover the identity of A? Someone tell the pretty little liars…

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  230. Sarah

    I’ve been reading autostraddle for ages, but this finally motivated me to become a member.

    Just registered for camp and i’m super-excited, coming all the way from Australia for it!!

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    1. crystal

      Yay! great to see there will be some more Aussies there.

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  231. Launa

    Eee! I just registered! I also have the best boss in the world. Seriously, I told her about it and she went “Wow! Oh my gosh, you should totally go! How can I help get you there?!” For real. Though… my other boss (I have more than one job) doesn’t even know I registered… here’s hoping I get the time off. 8|

    Also, as incentive for all you ladies who really want to go: the registration process lets you pay through “Bill Me Later”, which is a paypal/ebay line of credit. Right now they’re running a 6 month, no interest on all payments of $99 or over deal. So if you have to be on a plan, if you can pay this way you have 6 months without having to worry about interest. Obviously you’d want to be able to pay within 6 months (I’m sure the interest is killer after the deal) but it’s still 6 months to pay off $300 plus air fare.

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  232. Dina

    Did any other folks from outside North America have trouble registering with their address? I had to put in my parents’ address…

    UM ALSO I MIGHT BE CROSSING THE PACIFIC FOR THIS TOO

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    1. dutchdyke

      yeah it forces you to fill in a north american state that has to match the country.. well, minor obstacle.
      high five for crossing oceans!

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  233. Paloma

    I’m so happy for everyone that this exists. AS is indeed amazing. :)

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  234. forfruitfuldreamers

    So I registered despite feeling anxious lol It just sounds too good to pass up even if I don’t know anyone on here! The only experience I have going to sleep away camp is watching Salute Your Shorts and Parent Trap on tv >_> I’m awkward and I’m broke but this is going to work! Anyone flying in from Atlanta? Maybe we can fly together lol

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    1. Ariel

      OMG I want to do this so bad!!! If only I could afford the plane ticket :( Hannah fucking Hart?! I would be flying out of Atlanta if I could afford it. Haha.

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  235. dani

    aaaa you guys.. are fucking epic, seriously

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  236. amy

    the wife and i have been debating over where to take a vacation this year. we were pondering taking a cross country train trip to the west coast. not sure i can talk her into it she is SUPER bashful! plus idk if someone would share a cabin with my snoring!!! lol lets see if i have more excuses – umm scared i would be the oldest person there at nearly 40!!!!

    but uggg!!!! to meet all of the A-TEAM greatness and HARTO!!!! ohhhhh!!!!!!

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    1. JMo

      You would def not be the oldest.

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    2. Tatiana

      A-Team greatness trumps age!! You and your partner should come!!

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  237. Bruna

    I did consider this great sounding camp, but the photos of y’all gave me pause. As my girlfriend and I are just past 50, we would feel so out of place. Too bad, ’cause I love the snarky writing and activism of Autostraddle, plus the fun articles like how to choose boyshorts (50 year olds don’t all wear granny panties!). I recommend your site to all my lesbian friends, though no one in my group seems to find you quite as charming as I do. Any possibility of a few older contributors or staff members?

    Seriously, I love you guys.

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    1. Robin

      Age ain’t nuthin but a number. Staff are all around 30, Interns are younger, but our readers are all ages!!

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  238. turtle

    Perhaps this is stupid, but the few commenters who’re worried about being too old for camp, could perhaps draw resolve from the may-decemeber relationship article, AS is like your younger but still awesome girlfriend. So long as everyone respects everyone else…

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  239. Kait

    Ahhhh!!!!!!!! Why can’t this be a WEEK later??? Stupid Finals Week!

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  240. Brianna

    I’m going to throw up, that’s how nervous I am, but I’ll be there. #eastcoast

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    1. Robin

      We’ll give out paper bags that you guys can breathe into when you get there!

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  241. sparklypants

    Bah, won’t be attending as I’m halfway across the earth, but do let us know how we can contribute to the “scholarships”! It’s nice work you guys are doing. :-)

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  242. Kate Leth

    I would give anything to go to this *_*

    Except, I live in Nova Scotia, which is on the other side of (a different) country.

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    1. carrie

      If driving/taking a ferry to Boston is an option for you, BOS — LAX flights are ~$330 right now.

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      1. Kate Leth

        It would’ve been an option, but I’m going to a comic book convention in Toronto the weekend after. My funds are pretty well exhausted. It’s too bad! I hope this happens again…

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  243. mkr

    This is indeed an awesome beginning and I can’t see it being a ‘one and done’ thing. I believe you have started something pretty magical, I keep coming back to read and reread comments because there is so much good. You all have done a great job.

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    1. Megan

      Ditto!!

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  244. Kayla

    I’ve been waiting for the day when I wake up in a gay fantasy. It’s FINALLY HAPPENING YOU GUYS, and it’s in the woods ta boot.

    On a side note, I can’t wait to see Taylor’s hair irl.

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    1. Laneia

      it is truly a thing to behold.

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  245. Elise

    I am on here anonstraddling all the time and never comment, and when I made the decision to register at whatever ungodly hour this morning there were just. no. words.

    SO glad I live in the LA area because I have no excuse not to go except being a poor college student. And so many peeps on here are poor college students that I feel like I owe it to everybody who ACTUALLY can’t make it across the country/various oceans to turn up.

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  246. Shannon

    And then Alice Pieszecki sent me my installment plan email. OH YOU GUYS.

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    1. Vanessa

      right? RIGHT?!?!?!

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  247. anon

    wait, will Ellen Page be there?

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    1. Morgan

      in spirit.

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  248. kal

    The student in me has decided that this camp will be designated as a “Networking” weekend where I supposedly will meet people who are going to help me into graduate schools n gimme jobs.

    The shy, socialphobic female in me is slightly comforted by all the others who feel the same way. Yet, is unwilling to commit being around SO. MANY. PEOPLE.

    The homosexual in me is saying HOLYSHIT LESBIANS. EVERYWHERE. WHY ARE YOU EVEN DEBATING THIS? THIS IS THE PARADISE YOU’VE BEEN DREAMING OF: NON-FAKE/SUPERFICIAL LESBIAN GATHERINGS!

    But looking at all the other individuals who are going alone knowing probably mostly no one has inspired me to go0o0ooo0o

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    1. Robin

      Yay!!! :)

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  249. wasteunit

    The only purpose of this is to make the number of comments not 666.

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    1. Lemon

      thank you for saving us all

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  250. Emma

    I REGISTERED
    omg I am freaking out (in a good way)
    anyone else flying out of Chicago?

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    1. Rachel

      I’m flying out of Chicago!

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      1. Emma

        when? I’m flying Southwest. Maybe we’ll be on the same flight! So essited

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  251. Sarah

    1) This sounds incredible.
    2) It is also hugely better than the one nocturnal idea I bothered to wake up and record which was: edible shoes

    Have so much fun!

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  252. jess carnegie

    Me and some friends are road tripping all the way from calgary alberta for this! so excited!!!

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    1. Vanessa

      that’s incredible

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  253. Gina

    Fuck, I’m stuck in Georgia, and I have school :(

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  254. kari

    i wanna go to lesbian camp!!!!!!!! the last time i went to camp was in 5th grade, and as i was walking down the hill from our cabin, a pair of underwear that was stuck on the inside of my flannel shirt/baggy jeans slid down my pant leg and out the bottom of my pants. luckily no one saw it happen so i quickly kicked it out of the way and when all the other kids eventually saw the underwear on the ground and laughed and shrieked about whose it was, I played along and did the same like psh what weirdo left their underwear outside?! i think it’s time i make a return to camp and redeem myself.

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    1. Emma

      Now I am envisioning a thousand “This one time, at lesbian camp…” stories.

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  255. Lola

    Any people of color planning to attend? I want to build community with all of you don’t get me wrong, but sometimes I need some poc community building too.

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    1. Double Or Nothing

      Yeah, I’m going! Let’s do it!

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  256. Madeleine

    HANNAH FUCKING HART IS GOING TO BE THERE?! oh god if I went my inner stalker would definitely come out.

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    1. Kat Yeary

      When I listen to Rill Rill by Sleigh Bells, the lyrics are “hanna hart, hanna hart” in my brain like, way too often. So game on kiddo

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  257. Liza

    can erin foley come?

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  258. Lisa

    Finally got the guts to to go to the A-Camp registration page and got this message:
    “Registration is closed. The registration limit has been met.”

    This feels worse than when I miss a lightening fast deal on amazon.

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  259. Kamille

    I don’t want the registration limit to have been met. I want my best friend to be able to come to camp with me so we can have lesbian superhappyfuntimes together.

    Can there be a waitlist or something in the (unlikely) event that someone cancels?

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  260. slim sadie

    Wow, this is what happens when I don’t check in to autostraddle for a few days. Even though it’s to late for me to register, I would totally contribute to a scholarship/sponsorship for someone else.

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  261. Digger

    Joined my 84 year old Grandmother for breakfast and told her about this camp I was going to..She asked a bunch of questions, and when I’d finished explaining it all, she said “Damn! I wish I could go! That sounds like a Hell of a good time!” See..Your never too old to appreciate what this is! Love her! And love you Autostraddle!

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  262. Tarapeze

    NO! Registration closed (refreshing is futile). Why oh why is there not better internet on a Nicaraguan island? Those monkeys holding the internet cables must have been distracted by something shiny. *Pout*

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  263. Sooverla

    Same for me. :-(

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  264. Stacey

    I had to wait to find out if I got my vacation from work approved. Registration is closed. I’m crying. Welcome back to high school! fml

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  265. JMo

    Thank you. AS is the BEST!

    Even though it’s transferable, I didn’t want to take a spot from someone who can def go as I have a gig pending that would ship me out of the country.

    And… I didn’t want to ruin my perfect record of procrastinating.

    A waitlist would be awesome.

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  266. Mer

    oh my god I am registered!!!! My coworkers got sick and tired of hearing me debate over whether or not I can afford it and sat me down on my lunch break to register! I have never been more excited in my life you guys!! :D

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  267. Paper0Flowers

    Just to show my dedication to this camp: I got my professor to reschedule my final exam so that I can go. FUCK YEAH I’M GOING TO LESBIAN SPACE CAMP!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Carmen

      mmhmm this is my next step

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  268. hannah

    hi. um, this might be a little picky of me but i noticed that on the video for the venue they talk a lot about clergy and church groups? not saying there’s anything wrong with that but they people that run this place do know there are hundreds of LESBIANS coming to stay there? i guess i’m just feeling a little strange about having a safe space in a place i would most likely never set foot??? can someone address this for me??? am i being neurotic??? love.

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    1. an0malie

      I was kinda wondering this as well… Additionally, since they capped the registration at 150, that means they won’t have enough to rent out the whole park, meaning other groups may be there at the same time. I can just picture the other groups grumbling ’bout all the lesbians taking over! Hahaha

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      1. Dina

        It might do them some good! ;)

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    2. Dina

      Honestly, I think you’d be hard-pressed to find a retreat space like this that didn’t make most of its money from church groups. Doesn’t necessarily mean they hate teh gheys.

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  269. Brianna

    I haven’t seen the video you’re talking about, but here’s a list of the different retreats that are held there. It’s not just religious groups: http://www.alpinemeadowsretreats.com/retreat.htm

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    1. Brianna

      Just FYI because I look like a dumbass now, this comment was a reply to Hannah’s duplicate comment which got deleted, so now mine’s hanging in the air.

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      1. Digger

        I saw it..I know it was there..And my memory is long, very long..And for generations to come, I will speak of this comment to those who will listen..I will validate your follow-up comment..And then they too will know too

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        1. hannah

          it’s still there! haha. funny. thanks y’all! xo

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  270. Julia Marasa

    1. this timeframe is a good challenge for the college kids; a week before my final critiques, and sweat and heart sweat art shows will be going on… but i’m sure $$ is better than $$$$ or the intense lionesses doing all kinds of intense hot things at dinah shore… i love older women who are distinguished enough to enjoy such $$$ but wowza wowza woo woom wooozzz…
    CAMP IN NATURE= MORE POETIC!

    2. at least when/if i fly solo me and the other awkward/nervous/shy ones can all sway with our hands in our pockets. maybe even whistle. koom–byah!

    3. …i hope medical attention be provided in the event of eye-contact with Sarah Croce’s perfect eyeballs…

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  271. Autoparis

    I didn’t register in time! If I don’t go to camp I will die! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    Please make camp bigger!

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  272. jenfriday

    Is there any sort of cancel list we can sign up for? It took me a few days to work up the courage to decide I’m attending this alone, and when I went to register, it says that registration is full! I’m sure some people will back out, so I’m hoping there is a possibility of still being able to go??

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  273. Caitlin

    Sometimes being in New Zealand really sucks. We need an Australasian lesbian (space) camp to make up for the US getting all the cool stuff. Or alternatively you could just give us Hannah Hart and we’ll call it even?

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  274. N

    Hannah Hart!? NOOOOOO it’s my dad’s birthday that weekend D:

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  275. kristin mahar

    HI EVERYONE I NEED SOME ADVICE.

    First, hi, I never post but I read what you guys have to say all the time and I love you. Autostraddle makes my day, every day. I check it before I check my email or facebook or even my texts some mornings.

    I really think I need to do this trip. I think I’ve been in a soul-sucking, isolating hole for a really long time and I need to do something irresponsible like have a 4-day adventure with a bunch of amazing fucking people in April JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO.

    Here’s the catch: My girlfriend really really really disapproves. She says it’s because it’s financially irresponsible but I kind of don’t believe her. I think she’s just afraid that I’ll cheat on her or will experience some massive emotional shift and take my life in a different direction without her. We’ve been together for 2 years now. I love her. But I don’t care that she doesn’t want me to go. I might do it anyway.

    Selfish, right? Really selfish. She might even break up with me if I do it. But I think I need to do it. I’m not sure I could even make her understand how much I’ve been needing something like this. I’ve been neglecting my own needs for a pretty long time. It has nothing to do with her, it really is all me. I need something that’s mine, something she has no part in. I’ve never taken a solo trip like this. It scares me a little, I really don’t know anyone personally who is going. Being scared sounds REALLY GOOD! I need to hang out in the woods and drink and talk and listen and think with ALL OF YOU.

    So what do you think? When you know you need something, and someone you care about is telling you shouldn’t need it because it’s not really a need, and you’ll risk losing something significant to get the thing you need, do you risk it? Is it worth it?

    I think it’s worth it and if she doesn’t get it, maybe she’s not worth it. But maybe it’s just late.

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    1. Melanie

      This is a scary comment to reply to, because it’s full of stuff that sounds bigger than A camp (which filled already, so I’m guessing you reserved a spot?).

      Whether you go or not, you guys need to talk more. Start by bringing up some of the things you included in this post. Maybe you didn’t fully express the depth of your need to do something for yourself when you talked about it. And maybe there are compromises other than A camp?

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  276. Shelly Lynch-Sparks

    This is so freaking amazing!

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  277. collectedprose

    This is why I shouldn’t leave the internet for extended periods of time. I miss important things that happen in the world. Like. This.

    I hope you all have fun and make lots of friends and finger babies.

    I love you AS.

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  278. Digger

    Woke up this morning suddenly struck by the realization that I’m flying “Virgin Air” to join 200 lesbians in the woods…

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    1. Launa

      Me, too! +1 for making me realize my travel plans are hilarious. I might just wear all white. That way I can feel deliciously corrupted on day one.

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      1. Digger

        Well..It is the 1st A-camp..So that’s kind of a 1st time..Be gentle everybody

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    2. Double Or Nothing

      Me too! All the way from the East Coast. Hooray!

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  279. SUPERMAD

    Riese I am sooo mad at you! WHY IS THIS IN APRIL! Why not in summer!??? This isn’t fair! Most people won’t be able to go due to work or school! URGH!!! >:[ I WANT TO GO SO BAD! I WISH THIS CAMP TOOK PLACE DURING THE SUMMER DAMN IT!

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    1. Dana

      I think most people still have to work in the summer…..

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  280. Camilla Peffer @ Girls Are Made From Pepsi

    HOLY HELL. If I knew THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I wouldn’t have blown $2000 on a trip to Bali.
    FML.
    Anyone want to fly me over (from Australia? I’ll bring Tim Tams!)

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  281. B

    http://www.autostraddle.com/groups/canadian-straddlers-a-camp/
    Hey team,
    I made this!
    Check it out n share some fun shit.

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  282. SoNotStraight

    How did I miss this?!

    I live almost basically all the way across the country but consider me interested. Forgive if this has been asked before, I didn’t read all the comments although in my defense, I did a search page for “shuttle” but didn’t find the answer. Anyways, for the shuttles from LAX, will there be a cost attached to taking them? If so, how much will it be for a roundtrip?

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  283. SoNotStraight

    OMG, I just read a few comments up and realize it is full. Bumer. Well, there’s always next year. At least, I hope there’ll be one next year or, even better, maybe later this year!

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  284. Jess

    Is anyone from Hollywood going to these shenanigans? Me and a couple chums are flying and we have an extra night to get into some trouble, if anyone is kind/fun/awesome and wants to show us a good time?

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  285. CR

    I have absolutely no celebrity status, but I do have Was A Super Dorky Girl Scout Camp Counselor status, so if you guys ever run this again and need someone to teach folks how to do camp crafts and run through an extensive library of silly songs, I’m your gal. I knew the words to Closer to Fine by the Indigo Girls at age 9 and kissed my first girl there– it’s ALMOST like I went to a lesbian camp.

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  286. B

    HOW DOES A CAMP FEEL ABOUT ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION

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  287. Mila

    Can we have an international autostraddle meetup this year? Unfortunately I won’t be able to be part of the Camp Autostraddle shenanigans :( ((

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  288. Natalia

    This is awesome and I wish I could be part of it because I think this “We feel like there’s a void out there for awesome queer women who desperately wanna meet each other and experience the magic of communing with like minds, but aren’t into beer-soaked pool parties and can’t swing cruises to the Bahamas.” is true.

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