On December 31, 2016, it will be the first time the ball will drop on an entire calendar year of Carol. Isn’t that something? What a wonderful thought. Flung out of space.
Carol, if you’re unfamiliar, is the 2015 film directed by Todd Haynes starring Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara as two women in the 1950s who meet and fall in love. We’ve written about it extensively on this site, some might say nonstop, and it’s an undertaking to which I’ve made a significant contribution. I’m a total Carol-head and I don’t care who knows it!
It makes so much sense that the traditional one year anniversary gift in the U.S. is paper, because I’d like to give Carol all of my money. More specifically, I’d like to give all my money to the creation of its sequel. Don’t get me wrong, it exists on its own just fine. I’ll continue to watch grainy versions of it with or without a sequel.
But don’t we deserve it? I think we do. I’m even willing to work for it. And to assist me in this quest, I’ve enlisted my esteemed colleague and another one of Carol‘s greatest champions, Heather Hogan. Shall we, Heather?
Heather: Carol 2: Therese’s Revenge
Erin: Carol: Tokyo Drift
Heather: Carol 2: Back in the Habit (Of Having Sex With Therese)
Erin: Carol: Fully Loaded (Mint Juleps)
Heather: Carol II: Abby Handles A Redhead
Erin: Look Who’s Trembling Now
Heather: I Still Know What You Did in Waterloo
Erin: Carol 2: The Recruit
Heather: I’ll Always Know What You Did in Waterloo
Erin: Gravity 2: Flung Out In Space
Heather: Carol Aird and the Temple of Misandry
Erin: After Carol: Nance
Heather: 2 Carol 2 Furious: Where’s My Fucking Suitcase?
Erin: Carol: Belivet or Not
Heather: A Good Day to Carol Hard
Erin: Carol: 2 Synced
Heather: E.T.: The Extra Theresetrial
Erin: Carol: The Missing Tapes
Heather: Abby Still Can’t Help You With That
Erin: Carol Vs. Harge: Requiem
Heather: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Gay Space Empire Strikes Back
Erin: Carol: Aunt Carol’s Roommate
Heather: Richard Who?
Erin: Carol With a Vengeance
Heather: Carol Too: The Scissortown Chronicles
Erin: Carol: From Providence With Love
Erin: Carol Presents: A-Camp
Heather: Carolest: The Presidential Suite
Erin: A Christmas Carol
Heather: The Jerk Philosopher’s Last Stand
Erin: Carol: Come to Her Window (The Final Song)