Got a crush? Let Bette from The L Word, Tracy Chapman, K-Stew, and The Home Depot take it from here.
What do you get your hot new girlfriend, your best friend, your ex, the barista you’re secretly in love with, the couple you want to sleep with, and more for Valentine’s day? These sex toys.
Can I PURR-SWADE you???
Prepare to get your socks charmed off by eight of our single staffers. We’ve asked them all the important things: star sign, Hogwarts house, and opinions on the greatest cereal ever created.
I’m really excited to talk about much of a total babe you are all weekend long.
The fantastic thing about frivolous holidays like Valentine’s Day is that they’ve become the perfect excuse to go ahead and treat yourself.
Have some love poems by queer & lesbian poets along with your Hallmark cards and chocolates.
“First everybody chews spaghetti really loud.”
Because my main objective in life is to make things as gay as possible, I coated these truffles in a form of edible glitter known as “disco dust.”
Enamel pins, yes, but also so much more! Come get some ideas for tiny small Valentine’s Day gifts for your little heart thief and/or best friendo.
“This is a Valentine for people whose stories haven’t yet been told.”
The best part is always the journey.
These Valentines are internet-shareable because everything is ones and zeros, paper doesn’t exist and soon neither will any of us.
Chill at home, make dinner for your someone special, and watch Moulin Rouge! for Valentine’s Day.
In which our loved ones have something to say about the words we write.
Let me fucking love you.
Do you celebrate it? Is it too soon? Should you get her something? What if she gets you something? Do you ask her out or is that too much pressure for a first date? Basically, Valentine’s Day is a red velvet ball of panic threatening to end your sanity and any hopes of a relationship you may or may not have. There’s a pretty good chance that if you look good, they may not notice just how much a wreck you are or how horrible the date is actually going. Here are a few pointers on how to razzle dazzle your lady friend!
Valentine’s Day. It’s essentially a capitalist ploy to sell thousands of Hershey’s Kisses (for drowning your sorrows or just blessin’ your boo). My general thoughts are: it’s a very ridiculous day for everyone, but I like telling people that I love them & I am a sucker for any sort of themed dressing.
You’ve never seen so many heart shaped foods in your whole entire life.
WARNING: There’s a f*ckton of hearts in here.