That’s it, I’m dating myself.
May-December (or even May-October) romances can present occasional challenges, they can also be awesome.
At some point, between the night where my friend walked to her ex’s house with my keys, phone and money in her boot, the night where I sobbed to strangers about losing my credit card in the bathroom and the one where I held my friend’s hair as she vomited onto the street, I realized “Oh shit, this sucks.”
“Two or three things I know, two or three things I know for sure, and one of them is that if we are not beautiful to each other, we cannot know beauty in any form.”
Remember that time we told you 60% of heterosexual women were attracted to other women? Yeah that’s not true and it’s one of many numbers/statistics we’ll be discussing today!!
This is how we do it, it’s Sunday night and I’m feeling right, the party is here on the Lez Side.
If there is one thing lesbians love more than cats and beanies, it’s talking about their feelings.
How to stop faking orgasms and start being honest about how you like your damn soup.
“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”
How do you successfully flirt with that adorable barista?
What do you do when you want to open a book and she wants to open your legs?
Can you fall in love and have a successful relationship with somebody you’ve never met?
I had already committed, in my mind, to taking on consent activism for the rest of my life. Then I came out of the closet.
Can a top be a bottom without selling her soul? And how to talk to a partner who isn’t what she used to be.
“As an aspiring talk show host who also happens to be a lawyer and a formerly engaged Gay American, I know a lot about the ins and outs of marriage, legally and emotionally.”
“It’s okay to be angry. It’s okay to feel misled. It’s okay to feel stupid. It’s okay to listen to ‘Jar of Hearts’ on repeat.”
“I’m rather tired of people reacting with shock when they find out I dress the way I do and identify as a bottom.”
Before sex, during sex and after sex. Sex, sex, sexy sex.
Will your girl eventually want another girl? Is your long-term relationship robbing her of sexual growth and personal development? This is a good opportunity to talk about yourself under the guise of helping someone else.
The eyes are all asking are you in, or are you out?
I emerged from the winter of my dating discontent with a few good rules, which are probably more like guidelines since I’m genetically incapable of following rules. So here they are…in all their fucked up glory. My four new rules for dating.