Secretly Gay Movies: A League Of Their Own

Hey, super spies. Welcome to Secretly Gay Movies, where I deconstruct movies that, underneath their pandering to the heterosexual audience exterior, hold a world of super queer thematic elements. Have you ever wanted to watch LGBT movies on Netflix without your entire account-sharing family knowing your sneaky gay agenda? Or just wished there were more LGBT movies for you to become obsessed with? Consider me your guide to the wonderful world of swimming in subtext.


If you’re queer and you haven’t seen A League Of Their Own, you should probably question your sexuality and/or watch this immediately because it is the GAYEST and it will maximize all of your homo powers x 3000, resulting in the acquisition of some sort of homo crown.


Much like Fried Green Tomatoes, A League Of Their Own is a movie that starts out at the present day (well, 1992 present day) opening of the new All-American Girls Professional Baseball League exhibit at the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown and then, through the power of movie magic, goes back in time to 1943 where we meet hot sporty farm girls who previously only existed in gay dreams.


Dottie Hinson (Geena Davis at her all-time You-Should’ve-Existed-In-The-1940s-For-Real dreaminess. If ever there was someone who was born in the wrong decade, it was Geena Fucking Davis. I am fanning myself. She is so gorgeous in this movie.) and her younger sister Kit (Lori Petty in her “when is Lori Petty not the greatest person ever why can’t we have more Lori Petty movies seriously Hollywood I’m not fucking around” glory) both work and live at home on a farm in the middle of nowhere Illinois, play baseball together in their spare time, and dream of a world of adventure and vague lesbian subtext.

Luckily for them, Chicago Cubs owner Walter Harvey is in the midst of trying to fill the gap in baseball games created by World War II and marginalize women’s sports at the same time! Multitasking! And even luckier for us, on top of being four-star 1940s superhot, Dottie is also a killer hitter/ball player.


Sadly, when Ernie Capadino (John Lovitz) comes to scout for baseball players, Dottie claims to be content milking cows on the family farm while she waits for her who-cares husband to get back from the war, BUT THEN! she comes to her senses and agrees to go if and only if her less impressive athlete but dying to get the fuck out of dodge sister Kit gets to come too. So they go! And it’s great! Because their farm is boring to watch!


But wait wait wait! We cannot go any further without introducing….


Marla Hooch.

One Google search and I was pleased to find out I am definitely not Marla’s only fan.

Marla is a tomboy and isn’t as “pretty as the other girls” but is a blow-your-mind amazing switch-hitting slugger. Despite these case-closed qualifications, Ernie isn’t nuts about her because she doesn’t have the one thing you really need when it comes to being a major league sports star… conventional good looks.




Fortunately, Dottie and Marla’s dad (kind of) tell him he’s a fat moron and this is baseball, not a beauty pageant and Marla gets to go and it is one of the sweetest scenes in the whole damn movie. Seriously, thinking about her crying because she wasn’t sure if she’d get to play baseball because she WASN’T PRETTY ENOUGH makes my heart hurt and I want to hug someone but I can’t because I’m in the library right now and everyone here is super creepy.

Dottie, Kit and Marla all arrive to the tryouts in Chicago, where we get to meet a shitload of amazing characters.


Side rant: Of all the movies to make a sequel about, this one never got one? I know they tied “everything” up at the end but man would this make one hell of a TV show I would watch nightly. Look at all the hook-up potential!

This is also the point when Rosie O’Donnell’s character Doris Murphy is introduced, which should be your first clue this movie is holding some secretly gay cards. Even if Rosie wasn’t out at the time, any adult lesbian worth her adult lesbian salt had to have known that when you see a character who is best friends with Madonna (at her hands down, all-time hottest and playing her best role ever, taxi dancer Mae Mordabito) and basically looks like a female version of Babe Ruth, that character probably doesn’t have a boyfriend waiting for her back home.


Just look at every woman’s face here and tell me they are straight. I dare you.

Except this is the movies, so yes she does! Hollywood loves the old “off-camera heterosexual love interest for the obviously lesbian star” because people who don’t believe in homos and children who have been taught to believe everything a character says will blindly accept these things.

But no amount of Stella Adler coaching is going to prevent us from reading between the lines of her “I do! I do have one! He uh lives in Canada and uh is a model and uh is very heterosexual. Can I go now?” casual mention of her “People will believe this because it will never occur to my teammates that being a gay is a thing even though most of us have made out” boyfriend.

Seriously there is so much gay evidence piling up on my desk right now that I am going to have to resort to this photo so that you can truly understand.

Hetero friends do this allll the time.

Now I know what (none of) you might be thinking. Just because they’re all girls and they all play sports and some of them are the most obvious-looking dykes I’ve ever seen, doesn’t mean they’re all gay. True! But to those people, I say: Kit.


Oh, Kit, Kit, Kit, Kit, Kit. How hard I crushed on thee in my youth, despite your “Really? We can’t do anything better than that? Maybe something a little shorter? A little more Mary Stuart Masterson-y? No? Okay that’s cool” haircut. My love saw past horrible bobs.

You were aggressive, you were fun, you were sporty, you were scrappy, and no one like you existed in my world for another 10-15 years, or even really in present day (where are you, NYC bois???). And yet, no one was into you (unless you count childhood-Lane, in which case you had a perfectly suitable companion, so congratulations! And no I am not counting the giant tool they set you up with for like 2 minutes in the movie to straighten you out.) because you weren’t like your girlie (ahem, straight) sister.


“This is our straight daughter, Dottie. And this is our other daughter, Dottie’s sister.”

Yes, everyone in this movie gets a straight love interest. Even Marla Hooch gets her very own George Costanza to sing to and run off with. I won’t spoil the ending or anything further but man, this movie is so bursting with strong female characters, probably-lesbians, incredible female friendships, and amazing sports scenes for people who normally don’t give a shit about sports, that I could probably write another 4,000 words about it, which means GO WATCH IT.

I’ll even come over wearing that Rockford Peach uniform you bought for me (I am not kidding. Someone buy this for me so I can wear it every day just because) and we will ooo and ahh at one of the best female-ensemble casts of all-time.

No joke, every time the movie comes to a close and we see all of the characters rounding the bases in horrible ’90s clothing, I tear up because I don’t want it to end (the movie, not the clothes. Their present-day clothes should definitely stop existing)! Especially not with them all leading heterosexual suburban lives! I won’t have it! But then I remember one very important rule and I am once again tough as nails.


Spoiler alert: There totally is. And they’re still awesome athletes.

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Lane Moore

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  1. Oh wow. I haven’t thought about this movie in years. We definitely had this taped off the TV and I watched it hundreds of times.

    It is mind boggling how many massive lezzers I was totally unaware of. And cringe, I always thought Kit was the really cool, fun one, who you would totally y’know want to be your best friend or maybe be her, while Dottie and her boring husband just sounded so dull…

    Oh hey childhood me, you’re not going to figure it out for a looonnng time, but guess what, you’re a massive queer!

    • You’re a MASSIVE ASSHOLE!!! Just assume wvery woman is gay xuz they’re playing baseball???? You pedophile, pushy bull Duke pig!!! Get over ya fat ugly self goof!!!
      I’m ashamed to call myself lesbian in a world with all you freakish pigs!!!

  2. Anne Ramsey is in this film. Definite gay movie. Case closed.

    “Has anybody seen my new red hat?”
    “Oh piss on your hat”
    “Well, that was uncalled for”

    • The first time Anne Ramsey appears in this movie, when she helps the woman who can’t read find her name on the list, I gasped. I love her.
      Then her character becomes super obnoxious, but I prefer to remember her glorious first appearance…

  3. This is one of my favorite movies of all time. I’ve seen it more times than any other movie and would still love to argue with you over whether or not a certain someone dropped that one ball on purpose.

  4. I was just talking to my boss about this movie not even five minutes ago. Ughh I love this movie so much. Marla Hooch <3 I like to think that when Doris, aka Rosie O'Donnell, rips up the picture of Charlie and throws it out the bus window, she's throwing any vestiges of heterosexuality she may have had left out with it.

    Favorite line from this article: "This is our straight daughter, Dottie. And this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister."

  5. Actually, for those who don’t know- this film is based on historical events, and the real life Dottie Hinson was queer. She was actually kicked out of the league for cutting her hair “too butchy”. She just died this past August at the age of 88.

    Josephine D’Angelo, the pro baseball player who inspired the Dottie Hinson character in A League of Their Own, died at age 88 this week. From her Sun-Times obituary:

    Though she had begun to identify herself as lesbian, she followed the league’s strict rules… which included the barring of “freaks” and “Amazons.” Ms. D’Angelo stayed away from the league’s “gay crowd” and dressed in feminine attire.

    But it all came to a halt at the end of her second season, when a team official “approached her in the hotel lobby and told her she had been released. The reason? D’Angelo had gotten a severe, or, in her own words, ‘butchy’ haircut.”

    • the AE article paraphrased wrongly! according to the obituary, “she shared the diamond with one of the best athletes she ever saw–Dorothy Schroeder, said to be an inspiration for the Dottie Hinson role played by Geena Davis in the 1992 film about the AAGPBL.”

  6. Pretty sure that Kit Keller was my first crush when I was about 5, and I’ve still got a thing for gingers.

  7. i really like this movie. as much as i would be upset about the necessary-heterosexual plots now, it was still a great movie about women who were doing something that made them happy. what i’d really like to see is a film about women’s baseball past the era of

    i never really noticed how cool marla hooch is before? but i just youtubed her in order to witness her awesomeness. WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE HOOCH CLIPS ON THE WWW?

    also, KIT. all the feels for kit always. gaydar-pinging unloved second sister feels, especially. i was REALLY into Kit.

  8. Haha, we were talking about this film and its gayening effects at A-Camp! Also, I have a Rockford Peaches burlesque act. Which is why I own a Peaches uniform with hundreds of hand-glued rhinestones on it.

    “Lay off the high ones.”
    “I like the high ones!”

    • where there’s a will, there’s a way, audrey. i feel like i saw it on netflix one time? or maybe i was just intoxicated and hopeful.

  9. I loved this movie so much as a kid, I haven’t seen it in way too long. My 12-year-old self definitely had some feelings about Madonna in this movie (and Madonna always, but that’s another post).

    • I watched it for Madonna too and Rosie cracked me up. I never missed a thing with Madonna as a teenager and still love her. “Body of Evidence” when I was sixteen and all I can say is WOW, I don’t even remember the plot.

  10. UGH KIT KELLER! Patron saint to little sisters everywhere! There are no words for how much I love this movie.

    “How about we slip into the backseat and you make a man outta me?”

    “How about I smack you around for a while?”

  11. i know! i could’ve quoted and commented on this entire film for days, so very very much love to all of you who are posting quotes and classic moments (of which there are approx. 9,000)


  12. Awesome post Lane! I love this movie so much! It along with Bull Durham had a huge impression on me as a kid and gave me my enduring love of baseball.

    It’s amazing to me how beloved this movie is in the popular conciousness and yet no one ever gets the point about women and baseball. Women STILL can’t play baseball in this, the country that invented the sport. Yay equality!

    Women play basketball, soccer and tennis at highschool, college and professional levels but get absolutely no support in baseball and I’m just so flabbergasted about it. When you watch a pro game there are tens of thousands of women in the stands. Are you telling me none of them would play if given the oppourtunity? None of them want their daughters to get a chance?

    So people’s love of this movie while continuing to discriminate against women actually playing the game is just maddening to me a lot of the time.

    • i absolutely agree!!! this is one of the many reasons why i try to bring up this movie as often as possible.

  13. Confession: I have seen this movie only a month-ish ago and I absolutely loved it! I also thought/felt the queerness and I initially thought Kit was played by Ellen DeGeneres until I made a Google search of the movie, LOL! :-D

  14. AWMG this explains SOOOOO much about my childhood. Mind-blown.

    I would marry any single woman on the Rockford Peaches in a heartbeat.

    I also may or may not be putting that movie on as we speak.

  15. This has always been my all-time favorite movie. I don’t really view it as having all kinds of lesbian subtext (but I enjoy Madonna in her bra – I enjoy Madonna always), but this was a fun read.

    Btw, they did follow the movie with what seems to be a very bad TV version – and it even included the original Marla and Betty Spaghetti:

  16. “If you’re queer and you haven’t seen A League Of Their Own, you should probably question your sexuality”


  17. This is definitely one of those movies where whenever I see that it’s on I stop everything and watch it

  18. This movie is my root. I watched it so many times as a child that my mom banned it and all Geena Davis-related media from the house. Dottie’s husband showing up always devastated me way more than anything else that happens — hmmmm! And now I’m a grown homo actively involved in women’s baseball.

  19. Can I just say Lane, after your recommendation of Fried Green Tomatoes and watching that and having my heart ruined (like srsly, woah), I will more than gladly listen to any of your movie suggestions!

    • hey brigette! awww this is the best thing to hear!!! i can’t wait to recommend more movies to you!!!

  20. Friends, I live in Cooperstown (home of the Baseball Hall of Fame and a really great opera company). You should all come visit and we can check out the women’s league exhibit the HoF has. (And if you come in the summer, I will get you into the opera.)

  21. YES YES YES. I have been waiting for this Autostraddle article for 9879874 years. I’m pretty sure we watched this movie in ninth grade gym class, but of course, it wasn’t until I was reminded about the film via tumblr gifsets that I realized how hella gay it is.

    Something about the idea of my hyper-masculine white dude gym teacher accidentally selecting a film with heavy lesbian subtext to show to 50 14-year-olds makes me want to cackle (even though to the naked/straight eye, there is not necessarily anything gay about the film). Also, I guess it was cool of him to choose a film that boasts a lot of strong female characters and teaches that Girls Can Play Sports Too.

    • hell yes!!! i am very proud and honored to provide you with it! especially since you’ve been so very patient. ;)

  22. I never noticed how gay that screen cap of them outside the bus was, seriously.

    But please (for Halloween) do “The Haunting.” That film is pretty gay. And not just because “Member of the Wedding” alumni Julie Harris is in it. Overt, subtext, any way you want it – it’s one of those rare instances where the film is gayer than the source material.

  23. A film that has both Geena Davis and lesbian subtext?? *puts on ever-growing list of films to watch*

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