“Steph is making cheese sandwiches with no condiments of any kind. Lesbian moms are cruel.”

Paige throws Emily a surprise birthday party but Emily shows up completely pissed off. This is not going to end well.

This week in Rosewood Rumer Willis drops by to show off some sexy pictures of Emily drilling. Drill, baby, drill.

Because lesbian and bisexual characters now have longer shelf lives, network TV is beginning to go beyond the same trope-tastic story arcs.

In which there is a party, halibut, and a knock at the door.

It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.

“Brandon asks Mike why Stef wasn’t wearing a vest. Geez Brandon! Not all lesbians wear vests! But then I realize he means “bulletproof vest” and let this slide.”

This week on Bomb Girls, Gladys continues to take mystery-solving lessons from the Pretty Little Liars team, Kate and Betty plan a wedding in which they are not marrying each other, and Vera is a flawless queen who calls out bitches when she sees them.

This week on Glee, everybody came back to Ohio for brunch at The Cracker Barrel and sang Stevie Wonder songs.

Here at Autostraddle, we love kickass women. We’re presenting a list of 20 of our favorite kickass fictional heroines as a way to jumpstart this feelingsfest and leaving the rest up to you!

The week on Pretty Little Liars everyone is snooping around and we catch up on some Deep Thoughts with Melissa Hastings.

This week on Glee, The New Rachel dreamed a dream that Glee was good again and Marley-Kate wrote some songs with Lord Tubbington and Finn missed sociology!

This week on “Glee,” everybody played dress-up and some people cried and some people yelled at each other and some people were gay and had pillows.

This week on Glee it got super dark and super awk. Also: ballerinas!

This week on Glee, everything ended. Because it was the last episode of the season. There will be more episodes next season though. So don’t worry about it. Also this episode was weird, so.

This week on Glee someone brings a gun, everyone cries and Rachel Berry is nowhere to be found.

This week on Bomb Girls, the sunshine is gone and nothing will ever be okay again.

Just in time for this week’s episode of Glee, I finally recap last week’s episode of Glee!

In which Paige and Emily virtually U-Haul and Aria considered a longterm sub-dom BDSM relationship.

This week on Glee, Quinn discovered how nice it is to slow-dance with Santana.