I’m not sure how you like to enjoy Oscars night! But I like to order in take out while wearing Pjs and eat a pint of ice cream. The other part of my tradition is to check out what all the gays are wearing and pop off lil jokes!

Reneé Rapp and Towa Bird appear to have hard launched last night.

I mean, Chrishell Stause and G Flip attending Elton John’s party….perfect.

Plus, every single look Evan Rachel Wood has been rocking on her promo tour for Phoenix Rising is truly stunning.

Additionally, King Princess does her best Eminem impression, Teddy Geiger’s thirst trap goes full peach emoji, and as always, Stephanie Beatriz.

This is the year of Keke Palmer supremacy, you heard it hear first!

Let’s celebrate seven years of age gap and gay theater couple representation!

God grant me the aloof assuredness of a woman who’s lived a life.

Danielle Brooks gets creative with tape, Jasika Nicole conquers the ocean and Holiday Quin enjoys a fine sparkling beverage.

Sean Hayes is gay and he doesn’t care who knows it! JK, he does care, but he sat down with The Advocate and came out just the same; and explained his previous reluctance. Also; Felicia Day’s new show, Oscar mysteries revealed, Adam Lambert’s acoustic performance and a Taylor Swift cover we actually like!

Samira Wiley learns to surf, Angel Haze learns photosynthesis, Janelle Monáe learns face-swapping and we all learn not to sit next to Cara Delevingne at the movies.

Showing crack is BACK, according to Chappell!!!!

Queen Latifah being flirtatious and chivalrous to her partner, live and in front of cameras? I am on my knees. We used to dream for days like this!!

Use this quiz to find not one but TWO whole famous queers to throuple up with!

Attractive queer humans put on sparkly clothes and so, in the tradition of our people, I’m here to ask them to step on my neck.

If there’s two things I love, it’s a romantic comedy and a gay May-December romance. So naturally, I’m here to compare these Audrey Hepburn films to iconic celesbian couples.

Plus, it’s hard to express how single I felt watching these videos of Niecy Nash and Jessica Betts! Please just let me live!!

Listed without commentary, here are 10 photos of Angelina Jolie, curated together for no other reason than the 90s called and they said hold my bisexual beer.

Janelle Monae’s birthday, King Princess and everybody else ever celebrates with the Generation Q cast and no, I still do not understand Amber Heard!

Everyone at the Oscars was just following Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson around and we’re so here for it.