Why are our parades always in the summer? Because Pride goeth before a fall! Thank you, thank you.

Poet Leah Horlick comes out about her search for healing and answers after surviving lesbian sexual assault.

“Her hair is like another person. Today it’s two braids.”

I hope your terrible facial hair overtakes your face and you choke on it.

This episode’s theme is “people are mad at Piper and we don’t really blame them that much” and I know y’all agree.

“I think Hot Cops from Arrested Development but all ladies but Lena ruins that vision.”

It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.

A NYC-based lyrical pop artist who’s “a good girl everywhere but at the piano”.

“Brandon asks Mike why Stef wasn’t wearing a vest. Geez Brandon! Not all lesbians wear vests! But then I realize he means “bulletproof vest” and let this slide.”

In which Paige and Emily virtually U-Haul and Aria considered a longterm sub-dom BDSM relationship.

It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!

“You’re marching gallantly to your grave Laneia. We all are. We’re all spinning spinning spinning just grazing fingertips on things in hopes we’ll leave a mark. Anyway you should stop opening your mouth so wide when you brush your teeth. Keep those wrinkles down.”

We could potentially spend more time speculating about Naomi and Emily’s future than we will spend actually watching the show when it premieres on July 1st. Potentially.

Jackie talks about her love for America, her connection with God and religion, and her non-traditional approach to school and higher education. This interview should be titled “Basically Every Subject You’re Supposed To Avoid At Dinner Parties.”

Trauma Queen, the new memoir by Lovemme Corazon, is a hard read but equally hard to put down. There are many, many people who will find a familiar history in this book, and the author hopes that will be a jumping off point for healing and discussions.

Because lesbian and bisexual characters now have longer shelf lives, network TV is beginning to go beyond the same trope-tastic story arcs.

Your dog doesn’t care that you’re an anti-social drunk bookworm.

The week on Pretty Little Liars everyone is snooping around and we catch up on some Deep Thoughts with Melissa Hastings.

In this edition of Lez Liberty Lit: the best literary cocktails, reading and forgetting, remembering the queer dead and more.

Like bills through the Congressional halls, so are the days of our lives.